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http://www.kansascity.com/2012/06/10/3650955/armed-robber-holds-up-mission.html

sometimes i wonder why we have to share this state with these losers


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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2012, 11:51:28 PM »
Choke 'em out before they can rob you.

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 01:41:04 AM »
Choke 'em out before they can rob you.
Or throw them into the sink

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2012, 09:10:59 AM »
*Gulp* That's near my house.  :ohno:

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 10:24:53 AM »
I'm not a very knowledgable criminal, but I just don't see how you can gear up for a daring heist and get yourself all amped up then set your sights on a Pizza Hut.

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 10:34:08 AM »
I'm not a very knowledgable criminal, but I just don't see how you can gear up for a daring heist and get yourself all amped up then set your sights on a Pizza Hut.

He IS a ku grad...

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2012, 10:47:10 AM »
When I was in HS, a guy in my gym class that I didn't hang out with, worked at McD's.  He had a plan where he wanted me to come by the drive thru at the end of a sat night and order a "Chocolate malt" as a signal that it is me.  Then when at the drive through window, he would hand me a bag with all the register cash in it, wait 15 min, then report a robbery and provide the cops with a fake description.

I said no.  To entice me he then told me that there would easily be $1k in the register that we would split 50/50.  I  :lol: at him.

Even at 16 I never understood anyone robbing anything for such a little amt. 

If you have the gun and the guts, do something a little more lucrative.

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2012, 10:50:26 AM »
Pro Tip: 

Rob drug dealers and other criminals, they can't report the money stolen. I have watched enough crime movies to know this is foolproof and totally safe.

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2012, 10:53:13 AM »
Pro Tip: 

Rob drug dealers and other criminals, they can't report the money stolen. I have watched enough crime movies to know this is foolproof and totally safe.
Won't there be heat on you? I don't know if I want those guys hunting me down.

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2012, 10:53:58 AM »
fanningksu fails to get a joke. Weird day on goEMAW.

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2012, 10:59:17 AM »
fanningksu fails to get a joke. Weird day on goEMAW.
I didn't read his last sentence.  :shakesfist:

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2012, 11:00:47 AM »
seriously though. thats who I would rob.

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ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2012, 12:22:27 PM »
Watch the, "Next Three Days" def rob drug dealers. Just kill them all or get the hell out of town


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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2012, 01:40:29 PM »
*Gulp* That's near my house.  :ohno:

ME TOO!!  :runaway:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: ku fan graduates from working at pizza hut's to robbing them
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »
Hmmmm, the guy was 6' and had actual ku gear (none of that sticker bullshit). If they had actual ku gear they're probably a student athlete.

Look at the roster, 6' narrows it down to Nadir Tharpe or Niko Roberts.
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