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Gameday time filler stories this adorable bunch could have provided:



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God it would have been epic

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Imagine their Holiday Card.


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incredible

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Gameday doesn't give a eff about floundering sub .500 teams.  :dubious:

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Little girl in the light colored dress: "YOU MAD?"

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gotts couldve done better.

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His wife kind of looks like my psychology professor I had this past semester.


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His wife kind of looks like my psychology professor I had this past semester.


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how does that make you feel guy?

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Imagine their Holiday Card.

I thought the Weber family holiday card was nice this year.


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Imagine their Holiday Card.

I thought the Weber family holiday card was nice this year.



:lol:

_33 seems inspired by Lebron's performance last night. Really stepping up his game.

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Imagine their Holiday Card.

I thought the Weber family holiday card was nice this year.



I can't stop laughing.

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Gameday doesn't give a eff about floundering sub .500 teams.  :dubious:

Maybe, but I wouldn't have thrown away my reminder to pay my donation by June 15th. 

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His wife kind of looks like my psychology professor I had this past semester.


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After looking again, she looks almost identical to a girl I dated back in college.  Weird.

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Imagine the pool parties.   

The little Doug's running up and wanting you too watch them dive in, or go down the slide, and Doug playing along for awhile.   Misses Doug rolling out of the sliding glass door with a pitcher of Marg's, and some snacks.

What do you guys think the snacks would be?


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Imagine the pool parties.   

The little Doug's running up and wanting you too watch them dive in, or go down the slide, and Doug playing along for awhile.   Misses Doug rolling out of the sliding glass door with a pitcher of Marg's, and some snacks.

What do you guys think the snacks would be?

Fruit Rollups and granola bars

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Orange slices(Doug is very fit and health minded)

All kids shorts would be accidentally worn backwards

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We're off to a good start.

I was thinking non trans fat Pita Chips with Sea Salt and fresh salsa from the local upscale market.


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I could see after awhile that Doug would clear the pool for the adult swim, while mom has the kids up to the kids table for a lunch of organic turkey sandwiches on fresh bread with organic carrot sticks.

Doug would have to fend off multiple requests by the Dougettes to return to the pool with the old, "Have to wait 30 minutes" routine.




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Gottlieb just comforted his crying son on live air on 810. "Where's your turtle? Where's your turtle? You're gonna get a good nap in aren't you?"

Unbelievable.

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They had to end the interview early because Gottlieb was being too good of a father to his upset son.

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Gottlieb just comforted his crying son on live air on 810. "Where's your turtle? Where's your turtle? You're gonna get a good nap in aren't you?"

Unbelievable.

Uh, I've seen Weber's family cry too and him comfort them with some chicken nuggets.  We're fine.

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They had to end the interview early because Gottlieb was being too good of a father to his upset son.

It was wonderful.  Don't forget that, as usual, he spent at least 3 or 4 minutes gushing over EMAW, but to top it off with that adorable display...

our lives could have been so different, our lives could have been so different...
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i bet weber is painfully awkward with little kids