Legal Types - Goat question

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Two LaManhca bottle buck kids

Not going to eat much grass 

Just dangle a bottle in front of it and hitch it to the lawn mower.

[EMAWmeister]

I have a hitching post in my backyard but no goat to hitch it to. If you get a goat, will throw in a hitching post for a bottle of goat milk or your daughters hand in marriage.

I enjoyed this

If you liked banter like that, then you would've LOVED chapter meetings led by the one and only BeanTownCat last year.

If you also like extensive use of the word, "um", then BeanTownCat is your kind of guy.

That and outrageous levels of butthurt when he almost got arrested because someone parked a stolen stadium police cart in the volleyball pit.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I have a hitching post in my backyard but no goat to hitch it to. If you get a goat, will throw in a hitching post for a bottle of goat milk or your daughters hand in marriage.

I enjoyed this

If you liked banter like that, then you would've LOVED chapter meetings led by the one and only BeanTownCat last year.

If you also like extensive use of the word, "um", then BeanTownCat is your kind of guy.

That and outrageous levels of butthurt when he almost got arrested because someone parked a stolen stadium police cart in the volleyball pit.

This thread is about the legality of our friend Dlew getting a goat and possibly solving his lawn growth problem. Let's not lose focus.

[steve dave]

legal

[Dugout DickStone]

legal

Yup

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think it's legal, but if your landlord has a "no pets" policy, he could fine or evict you for having the goat. I would just tell your landlord that you won't be paying rent until he gets off his ass and mows the lawn as he is contractually obligated to do.

[Dugout DickStone]

I think it's legal, but if your landlord has a "no pets" policy, he could fine or evict you for having the goat. I would just tell your landlord that you won't be paying rent until he gets off his ass and mows the lawn as he is contractually obligated to do.

If you don't name the goat, and he just hangs out eating the grass he isn't technically a "pet" under the legal definition.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I think it's legal, but if your landlord has a "no pets" policy, he could fine or evict you for having the goat. I would just tell your landlord that you won't be paying rent until he gets off his ass and mows the lawn as he is contractually obligated to do.

If you don't name the goat, and he just hangs out eating the grass he isn't technically a "pet" under the legal definition.

There goes that idea. If you get a goat, you HAVE to name it. Sorry Dlew.

[Dugout DickStone]

I think it's legal, but if your landlord has a "no pets" policy, he could fine or evict you for having the goat. I would just tell your landlord that you won't be paying rent until he gets off his ass and mows the lawn as he is contractually obligated to do.

If you don't name the goat, and he just hangs out eating the grass he isn't technically a "pet" under the legal definition.

There goes that idea. If you get a goat, you HAVE to name it. Sorry Dlew.

it also makes it harder to eat later if you name it.

[sys]

legal

Yup

false.  that linebacker dude should never have backed down.  he'd have cleaned the court with you retards.

[Matt Siebrant's Left Hand]

Dlew, my bro has a few head of steers I'm sure he'll let us borrow. How good are you at mending fences?

[steve dave]

it's pretty much legal

[Dugout DickStone]

legal

Yup

false.  that linebacker dude should never have backed down.  he'd have cleaned the court with you retards.

I will need a Supreme Court case cite or it's almost certainly legal.

[Pendergast]

Mike Tyson can have a pet tiger but you can't have a lawn goat?  Shenanigans.

[sys]

I will need a Supreme Court case cite or it's almost certainly legal.

it's pretty much legal

look at the two of you scrambling to apologize for your failed constitution.  sorry boys, your country sucks and is a nazi.

[TBL]

You want one of these




Not one of these



City folk......geesh....

 

[DQ12]

TBL, you're a cop, right?  Say you're driving down an MHK street, let's say Laramie for instance, would you have an issue if you saw a goat/sheep in some one's yard?

[TBL]

TBL, you're a cop, right?  Say you're driving down an MHK street, let's say Laramie for instance, would you have an issue if you saw a goat/sheep in some one's yard?

Used to be. In the past, I wouldn't have had a problem with it. Unless some guy thought the goat was his girlfriend. Seen that one.      I haven't been able to find anywhere that says they're legal or illegal. Try calling City Hall and asking?

[sys]

I haven't been able to find anywhere that says they're legal or illegal.

oh they're illegal all right.  the nazis don't leave loopholes.

[steve dave]

All signs point to legal. Green light dlew.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

You want one of these




Not one of these



City folk......geesh....

 

This city boy tried to tell him, he wouldn't listen.

[Dugout DickStone]

Go ahead.  You will be grandfathered in if you hurry.

[EMAW4life-JHL]

No joke, my neighbors in KC (by kumed, so kinda urban), had a goat.  It's name was teddy and when it would bleat in the morning it sounded like a baby crying.

Im not social so I never once talked to them so I cant really give you any more information.

if you never once talked to them how did you know its name was teddy?

[star seed 7]

No joke, my neighbors in KC (by kumed, so kinda urban), had a goat.  It's name was teddy and when it would bleat in the morning it sounded like a baby crying.

Im not social so I never once talked to them so I cant really give you any more information.

if you never once talked to them how did you know its name was teddy?

my girlfriend was very chatty.

[Stevesie60]

I can't wait for KU fans to see that some guy in Manhattan is looking for goats. They are going to make so many inappropriate jokes.