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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2012, 10:20:27 PM »
The first roastee has to be fanning, right?  If nothing else, he'll show future roastees how to take the jokes.

I'll host.  Summer 2013.

goEMAW Roasts Fanning:  Ha Ha in the Ta. 

I mean it can be in MHK, KC, Miami or wherever.  But I want to be Seth McFarlane for this one.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2012, 11:22:20 PM »
early entry for fanning roast:


"Divorce rates, Suicide rates, his penis....it doesn't matter....when Heath Fanning goes out on the town, something is going to rise."

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2012, 11:58:05 PM »
so okcat wanted to be here, but obviously with this being a saturday he was already booked with two weddings. he sends his regards. he also said that he'd send us a videotape of the weddings, but to be honest i don't think we'll show them.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #78 on: June 16, 2012, 12:36:06 AM »
so okcat wanted to be here, but obviously with this being a saturday he was already booked with two weddings. he sends his regards. he also said that he'd send us a videotape of the weddings, but to be honest i don't think we'll show them.
Figure out a way to include DJamer Squeeks in the narrative and I think you might just have yourself a good roast joke, rick.


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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #79 on: June 16, 2012, 12:41:23 AM »
so okcat wanted to be here, but obviously with this being a saturday he was already booked with two weddings. he sends his regards. he also said that he'd send us a videotape of the weddings, but to be honest i don't think we'll show them.
Figure out a way to include DJamer Squeeks in the narrative and I think you might just have yourself a good roast joke, rick.

but then i'd also have to figure out a way to include you karaoking. i dunno too complicated.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #80 on: June 18, 2012, 09:20:06 AM »
Look for the flyers this week on campus and in the ville boys!

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #81 on: June 18, 2012, 09:27:43 AM »
Look for the flyers this week on campus and in the ville boys!
This looks like it's going to get big.  I think I have a group of 8 coming.  Do I need to make reservations?   :dunno:
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #82 on: June 18, 2012, 09:28:09 AM »
Look for the flyers this week on campus and in the ville boys!
This looks like it's going to get big.  I think I have a group of 8 coming.  Do I need to make reservations?   :dunno:

You need to show up and bid on some auction items.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #83 on: June 18, 2012, 09:31:01 AM »
Oh, man. Just saw this "fanning roast" idea.  :love:

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #84 on: June 18, 2012, 09:31:36 AM »
Oh, man. Just saw this "fanning roast" idea.  :love:

Next summer my man.  It will happen.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #85 on: June 18, 2012, 09:33:42 AM »
Oh, man. Just saw this "fanning roast" idea.  :love:

Next summer my man.  It will happen.
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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #86 on: June 18, 2012, 09:46:42 AM »
Look for the flyers this week on campus and in the ville boys!
This looks like it's going to get big.  I think I have a group of 8 coming.  Do I need to make reservations?   :dunno:

yes.  I mean, why not? 

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #87 on: June 18, 2012, 11:21:50 AM »
so okcat wanted to be here, but obviously with this being a saturday he was already booked with two weddings. he sends his regards. he also said that he'd send us a videotape of the weddings, but to be honest i don't think we'll show them.
Figure out a way to include DJamer Squeeks in the narrative and I think you might just have yourself a good roast joke, rick.

Oh, man, OK Cat needs to become KC Cat so he can start working the same weddings as DJamer Wallace. Just think of the photos that would produce.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #88 on: June 19, 2012, 12:19:01 AM »
i could only imagine all of the calls i'd get from DJamer wallace

"yo, brah, check out this phat new beat that i'm working on for the jones-anderson wedding"

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #89 on: June 19, 2012, 12:23:42 AM »
i could only imagine all of the calls i'd get from DJamer wallace

"yo, brah, check out this phat new beat that i'm working on for the jones-anderson wedding"

You should talk this out with him at fattyfest.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #90 on: June 19, 2012, 12:25:34 AM »
we both know that i won't be attending.  maybe fattyfest 2013, but probably not.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #91 on: June 19, 2012, 12:31:44 AM »
we both know that i won't be attending.  maybe fattyfest 2013, but probably not.

I'll have fanning see to it that you're divorced by then.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #92 on: June 19, 2012, 11:11:38 AM »
my wife is not attracted to guys that resemble weasels or other small varmits

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #93 on: June 19, 2012, 11:13:10 AM »
my wife is not attracted to guys that resemble weasels or other small varmits

Your wife - :flush:

I'd rather listen to Emily demand I have her back for eternity.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #94 on: June 19, 2012, 11:13:58 AM »
my wife hates Emily.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #95 on: June 19, 2012, 11:28:02 AM »
my wife hates Emily.

probably super jealous she doesn't want to be a trophy wife

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #96 on: June 19, 2012, 12:16:12 PM »
Some people are going to be pretty bummed they missed out on meeting the celebrity guest host.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #97 on: June 19, 2012, 08:44:56 PM »
I did my goEMAW daily duty of the day. Filly's xmas present to me of BSFS has been framed and is ready to go. Just gotta make the exchange with LSOC. Enjoy and bid high. They're might be a #fanningstuff autograph on the back of the frame.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #98 on: June 19, 2012, 08:48:41 PM »
I did my goEMAW daily duty of the day. Filly's xmas present to me of BSFS has been framed and is ready to go. Just gotta make the exchange with LSOC. Enjoy and bid high. They're might be a #fanningstuff autograph on the back of the frame.

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I encourage all to donate your goEMAW-y items to the cause for auction.

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Re: Fattyfest 2012
« Reply #99 on: June 19, 2012, 09:04:42 PM »

:thumbs:

I encourage all to donate your goEMAW-y items to the cause for auction.
oooo I could do that since Im not sure I'll be able to make it.. I'll scrounge up something rando