I'm glad someone bumped this thread so I could tell a story about my last Chipotle experience.
It was the Johnson Drive location. As I parked I could hear a woman screaming in Spanish in the parking lot. Look over and it's a very large white woman in a pant suit really giving it to this person on the phone, complete with head shakes and gangster hands in the air (like she just don't care). Little did I know she would be directly behind me in line, still talking on the phone but with a different person, and now in English. She was talking to a woman (I surmise) who was dating her baby daddy (her words). Baby Daddy's name is Jorge, but it was funny to me because although she spoke pretty good Spanish she would call him WHORE-HAY like how I'm sure Donald Trump would say it. Apparently girl on the phone was upset with WHORE-HAY because of his drug habit, he's all messed up in the head, etc. Also girl on the phone wasn't feeling good, also because of her drug habit. "Girl I know I been there, you're just hungry because you take all these pills and go to sleep and then you wake up girl you hungry!" She was talking very loudly the whole time and I could tell it made people uncomfortable. She was being reassuring as the girl on the phone suspected maybe he was fooling around. "Girl he ain't my man he just my baby daddy. Anyway I can bring you food, I got, like, a bunch of frozen tilapia I think?" Very bizarre.
