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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2012, 06:33:26 AM »
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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2012, 07:02:56 AM »
Really well done BEFR.  Love the fff quote on the label. 

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2012, 07:40:18 AM »
thank God he knew to spell PAK in all caps.  99% of the posters here don't know to do that, yet he did. 


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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2012, 11:29:03 AM »
Hello lawsuit....

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2012, 12:06:57 PM »
Hello lawsuit....

 :sdeek:  sadly, my entire net worth consists of beer... Perhaps we can arrive at some sort of settlement  :ohno:

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2012, 12:09:59 PM »
Hello lawsuit....

 :sdeek:  sadly, my entire net worth consists of beer... Perhaps we can arrive at some sort of settlement  :ohno:


DONE!


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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2012, 12:28:43 PM »
Beer connoisseur thread? :dunno:
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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2012, 12:32:21 PM »
I think we can settle our massive lawsuit with BEFR in exchange for one bottle of his KATPAK beer per goEMAW owner at the first football game (or second if he cannot attend the first)

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2012, 01:31:35 PM »
I think we can settle our massive lawsuit with BEFR in exchange for one bottle of his KATPAK beer per goEMAW owner at the first football game (or second if he cannot attend the first)

He's gonna need marketing and our endorsement. We're partners now. Draw it up, LSOC.

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2012, 01:35:17 PM »
That's a great idea

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2012, 02:00:30 PM »
He's gonna need marketing and our endorsement. We're partners now. Draw it up, LSOC.


sadly, meth-souri state law forces home brewing into a non-entrepreneural restrictive cage... though, as i read the statute, an annual production of 200gal shared "with family" is permissible... therefore, having enrolled my daughter for the fall, may i consider each of you fine gentlemen as protective older brothers (except for winters of course, his mojo :adored: certainly cannot be controlled) and put a brewers visit or two to the 'hat into the long-term plan?

additionally, shall we blow that all on the first weekend?!?

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2012, 02:04:33 PM »
He's gonna need marketing and our endorsement. We're partners now. Draw it up, LSOC.


sadly, meth-souri state law forces home brewing into a non-entrepreneural restrictive cage... though, as i read the statute, an annual production of 200gal shared "with family" is permissible... therefore, having enrolled my daughter for the fall, may i consider each of you fine gentlemen as protective older brothers (except for winters of course, his mojo :adored: certainly cannot be controlled) and put a brewers visit or two to the 'hat into the long-term plan?

additionally, shall we blow that all on the first weekend?!?
You could all just take the label to Boulevard and have them make a seasonal out of it. The label is awesome. The beer may or may not be (not doubting you befr). I'll bet Boulevard would sell the crap out of a goEMAW.com beer. If it tasted average, they would sell a crap load of it. If it was awesome, they'd sell more than they can make.

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2012, 02:05:44 PM »
I really just want a bottle to go next to my T206 whiskey willie decanter

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2012, 02:27:27 PM »
He's gonna need marketing and our endorsement. We're partners now. Draw it up, LSOC.


sadly, meth-souri state law forces home brewing into a non-entrepreneural restrictive cage... though, as i read the statute, an annual production of 200gal shared "with family" is permissible... therefore, having enrolled my daughter for the fall, may i consider each of you fine gentlemen as protective older brothers (except for winters of course, his mojo :adored: certainly cannot be controlled) and put a brewers visit or two to the 'hat into the long-term plan?

additionally, shall we blow that all on the first weekend?!?

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2012, 02:52:49 PM »
Sounds to me like drinks for fatty trivia pak eve

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2012, 02:54:35 PM »
Let's just sell this on the DL, like drugs.

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2012, 03:00:55 PM »
To answer your question BEFR, I think the next PAK is completely up to you. Name the date, location, time, etc. and all the elites will be there to try out this great beer (I have no doubt it is great).

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2012, 03:46:31 PM »
Amazing BEFR.   :cheers:

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2012, 04:56:44 PM »
I display all local brew bottles/cans in my Kats basement and would love to put one of these up.

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When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2012, 06:00:41 PM »
He's gonna need marketing and our endorsement. We're partners now. Draw it up, LSOC.


sadly, meth-souri state law forces home brewing into a non-entrepreneural restrictive cage... though, as i read the statute, an annual production of 200gal shared "with family" is permissible... therefore, having enrolled my daughter for the fall, may i consider each of you fine gentlemen as protective older brothers (except for winters of course, his mojo :adored: certainly cannot be controlled) and put a brewers visit or two to the 'hat into the long-term plan?

additionally, shall we blow that all on the first weekend?!?
You could all just take the label to Boulevard and have them make a seasonal out of it. The label is awesome. The beer may or may not be (not doubting you befr). I'll bet Boulevard would sell the crap out of a goEMAW.com beer. If it tasted average, they would sell a crap load of it. If it was awesome, they'd sell more than they can make.

In order to have boulevard bottle it, it would need to be yeastier than a $2 dollar whore.


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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 06:12:29 PM »
a lot of posters could learn about being ridiculously elite by following BEFR's example.  me included. 

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 07:30:32 PM »
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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2012, 11:46:33 AM »
I think we can settle our massive lawsuit with BEFR in exchange for one bottle of his KATPAK beer per goEMAW owner at the first football game (or second if he cannot attend the first)

He's gonna need marketing and our endorsement. We're partners now. Draw it up, LSOC.

Done.  We are in business together.  A MNC

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2012, 11:49:41 AM »
Also, that statute is getting stomped out like Jamie Vaughn calling the cops on a kegger.

I'd like to market it like Boulevard did with their chocolate ale so we have clowns driving all over trying to find them.

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Re: When is the next Pak'r?
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2012, 12:00:30 PM »
BEFR, is it possible that we can get it in a brown bottle for the next batch?  I will feel like I'm drinking bud light 'num with the blue.