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big poppi bike/cult thread
« on: May 23, 2012, 10:14:16 PM »
heard a far out rumor today that big poppi bike store doubles as a religious cult. surely there's a ksu co-ed reading goEMAW that has heard this rumor. i only caught bits and pieces so i can't elaborate too much.


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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 10:15:13 PM »
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 10:18:44 PM »
Yeah that guy posted in the FPD thread and it was briefly discussed.

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 10:24:35 PM »
What's the FPD thread?
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 10:29:34 PM »
What's the FPD thread?

Fake Pattys Day thread I started because i was butt hurt about police and stuff. Then some butt hurt townie countered my butt hurt with his mega butt hurt. (i think thats what were talking about)

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 02:21:07 PM »
I get stuff there regularly and know one of the owners decently well.  They are very nice people and very gracious with their time, resources, and knowledge.  If memory serves correctly he is not a religious person and might be an atheist. 
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 02:25:40 PM »
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2012, 02:42:32 PM »
Next he will be inviting us to a free BBQ in the park.

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2012, 02:42:46 PM »
We are going to have to organize an extraction for ednksu.
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 05:58:03 PM »
They go to different cities, set up a bike shop and small group church. Once they are both stable enough, they move onto a new city and do the same thing.

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2012, 10:29:16 PM »
They go to different cities, set up a bike shop and small group church. Once they are both stable enough, they move onto a new city and do the same thing.

this is what i was referring to. apparently one of the manhattan big poppi workers came out of the closet recently and that's a big no no to their organization. the girl who came out of the closet was then basically stalked by the coworkers and church members, who followed her every place she went and camped outside her house. basically to "save" her and to change her orientation. the girl pressed charges and filed a restraining order.

i guess it goes deeper. the church members often populate college towns and try to assimilate onto the campus setting as RA's and what not, trying to spread their message.

that's what i heard at least.
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:22 AM »
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2012, 01:48:05 AM »
would be much better if they were an ecstacy ring or something.

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2012, 02:20:22 AM »
It will be quite the shitshow when the university of kansas brings their lesbian-led football squad to town.

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big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2012, 06:23:36 AM »
An anti-lgbt bike shop cult? WTF

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2012, 10:15:03 AM »
We are going to have to organize an extraction for ednksu.

Looks like it will be messy.  Can we get it done before the fff Whiz Trivia Bowl?

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2012, 12:02:32 PM »
I tried to date a girl that worked there once...I'll assume this is why she stopped wanting to hang out. Thanks guys
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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2012, 02:35:48 PM »
Meh. Not going to stop me from going there when I have to.  If I find the Lord along the way, so be it.

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2012, 11:20:15 AM »
seriously, replace "bike" with "jesus" and "job" with "church":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BSiGuc_DY&feature=youtu.be

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Re: big poppi bike/cult thread
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2012, 11:25:36 AM »
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