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Offline Stevesie60

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Can you imagine what Jamie Vaughn would if he was at MU? God, he'd fire anyone associated with the BB team.

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the weather girl from Columbia is the new morning weather girl on fox 4.  pretty damn hot. I doubt she'd be banging that idiot


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Gary Pinkel banged Gary Lezak?

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Gary Pinkel banged Gary Lezak?

Can you prove he didn't?

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I saw her. Def hot. Puts me squarely in the #TeamStinkel if he did.

Also, ive seen lot hotter women date idiots who make 3+ million a year. Could you imagine the child support? Prob outpace channel 4 payscale.

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Yeah but she had to replace a guy who killed himself, they must be paying her relatively well

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Or maybe he didnt kill himself. Maybe gary had him offed to open a spot for his lady friend whom he was trying to help concieve.

There is a reason Gary was quick to defend JoePa, maybe its  was cause he knew that stuff was childs play.

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Tigerboard is an absolute treat right now

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Tigerboard is an absolute treat right now

This. I've never seen so much butthurt.

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Tigerboard is an absolute treat right now

This. I've never seen so much butthurt.

i don't think the word 'butthurt' does it justice

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Holy crap. Yeah, the posts above this are not an exaggeration. Imagine a phog.net that's gone completely off the damn reservation.

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Holy crap. Yeah, the posts above this are not an exaggeration. Imagine a phog.net that's gone completely off the damn reservation.

Is it in a readable format?
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Holy crap. Yeah, the posts above this are not an exaggeration. Imagine a phog.net that's gone completely off the damn reservation.

Is it in a readable format?
Hell no, some one cut and paste.  I went there to check it out and, no joke, I have a splitting headache now.
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Holy crap. Yeah, the posts above this are not an exaggeration. Imagine a phog.net that's gone completely off the damn reservation.

Is it in a readable format?

Someone wake up Chico...

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i refuse to copy and paste from that place. good lord don't even joke about that.

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Holy crap. Yeah, the posts above this are not an exaggeration. Imagine a phog.net that's gone completely off the damn reservation.

i think the reservation is about  ? miles in the phog's rear view mirror


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It's pretty bad.

30,000 ft overview:

*  1-Loss LSU team could play in the BCS over an undefeated ND or K-State
*  Butthurt Comments
*  ND and Oregon will leave K-State out of BCS if all go undefeated
*  Butthurt Comments
*  SEC is so far ahead of any other conference that this year should be another SEC vs SEC BCS game.
*  Butthurt Comments
*  Missouri would have "x" more wins if they stayed in the Big 12.
*  Butthurt Comments


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I posted this on twitter a day or two ago, but the way things are shaping up, I am pretty sure EMAW ends up with the same amount of wins against an SEC team this season as MU.

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tried to read it and gave up after 5 seconds.  fwiw, still haven't seen anyone prove that pinkel didn't bang lezak.
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Stay Tuned:  Ed Cunningham's comments are going to add a lot of material to this thread.

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I posted this on twitter a day or two ago, but the way things are shaping up, I am pretty sure EMAW ends up with the same amount of wins against an SEC team this season as MU.

That's only going to end up being true if Alabama wins out their regular season, and I personally hope they don't. We thought Arkansas hurt the image of this program. Just wait until we deal with Alabamans. They are a new breed of inbreed.



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A Boone County judgment entered on Nov. 5 requires Pinkel, 60, to pay $23,000 each month ($276,000 a year) in maintenance to his former spouse.

http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/columns/joe-holleman/for-pinkel-divorce-is-spelled-p-a-y-m-i/article_a63f207f-87cf-54ac-9ece-4a509b110884.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter


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A Boone County judgment entered on Nov. 5 requires Pinkel, 60, to pay $23,000 each month ($276,000 a year) in maintenance to his former spouse.

damn