Author Topic: Official Missouri Regrets leaving Big 12 but Tries Really Hard to Justify Thread (Read 215286 times)

CNS · « **Reply #175 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:23:20 AM »

MU is so happy. I mean, they are just pumping out the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) songs based on the SEC move.

I bet that feels great.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #176 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:55:21 AM »

Quote from: slimz on July 05, 2012, 09:17:25 AM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on July 05, 2012, 08:11:48 AM
Confederate Flags and the discussion of such...
Posted on: July 2, 2012 at 00:18:35 CT
Nick MU

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This is a repost from last October, but it still applies.

I've moved an earlier thread about this to the Politics board. First of all, this is the football board. Second, it is a topic that is filled with strong, passionate feelings on all sides. It is also a complex issue requiring more than just a fleeting glance to understand and appreciate all points of view.

Combine those two things and you have great potential for divisiveness over the issue which is not something I want on this board. So I have instructed the moderators to move any and all discussions about Confederate topics to the Politics board.

Discussing Quantrill causes enough of an uproar on here, I surely don't want to refight the whole Civil War.

Actually, it pretty much boils down to whether or not you think people should be able to force other people to work for them for no pay, keep them in squalor, and buy and sell them as property. But I could see how weak Mizzou minds have a tough time parsing through that and deciding whether it's okay or not. As the fall of the Roman empire showed, people get stupider as they get more closely related.

These retards have to pretend it is very complicated because they don't understand why it's a symbol of the old slavey south.

ben ji · « **Reply #177 on:** July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM »

Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

Trim · « **Reply #178 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:03:11 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM

Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

And?

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #179 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:44:58 PM »

Quote from: Trim on July 10, 2012, 06:03:11 PM

Quote from: ben ji on July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM
Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

And?

He is.

MadCat · « **Reply #180 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:41:46 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on July 10, 2012, 06:44:58 PM

Quote from: Trim on July 10, 2012, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: ben ji on July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM
Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

And?

He is.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #181 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM »

In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

pissclams · « **Reply #182 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:08:38 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM

In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

point, counter-point, La Hacienda

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #183 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:15:21 AM »

Columbia, MO has 791 billboards. Most popular advertiser? Military surplus shop

CNS · « **Reply #184 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:15:28 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM

In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

Disgusting.

How many Kountry Kreme Kitchen type places? I bet a lot.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #185 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:30:47 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 11, 2012, 09:15:28 AM

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM
In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

Disgusting.

How many Kountry Kreme Kitchen type places? I bet a lot.

A lot. There are billboards on top of billboards. It's creepy.

Nicest hotel? Fairfield

bakerman · « **Reply #186 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:49:17 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:30:47 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 11, 2012, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM
In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

Disgusting.

How many Kountry Kreme Kitchen type places? I bet a lot.

A lot. There are billboards on top of billboards. It's creepy.

Nicest hotel? Fairfield

Best Billboard? A reminder not to shake babies.

slobber · « **Reply #187 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:51:48 AM »

Quote from: bakerman on July 11, 2012, 09:49:17 AM

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:30:47 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on July 11, 2012, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM
In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

Disgusting.

How many Kountry Kreme Kitchen type places? I bet a lot.

A lot. There are billboards on top of billboards. It's creepy.

Nicest hotel? Fairfield

Best Billboard? A reminder not to shake babies.

There is another one 1/2 mile past that one that says, "We are not kidding. Please do not shake ~~your~~ you're baby."

EDIT: sorry, had to correct for Columbia

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #188 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:57:02 AM »

There are more flies in Columbia, Missouri than anywhere else in North America.

michigancat · « **Reply #189 on:** July 11, 2012, 10:27:52 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM

Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

ha, I love how Missouri names their cities after other places and intentionally pronounces them wrong. New MAD-rid. NeVAYda. Lebinin. Versails. There are probably lots of others.

CNS · « **Reply #190 on:** July 11, 2012, 10:32:46 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 11, 2012, 10:27:52 AM

Quote from: ben ji on July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM
Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

ha, I love how Missouri names their cities after other places and intentionally pronounces them wrong. New MAD-rid. NeVAYda. Lebinin. Versails. There are probably lots of others.

Missouri, as a whole, is very proud of ignorance to the point that they like to throw it in ppl's faces.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #191 on:** July 11, 2012, 10:46:59 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:30:47 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 11, 2012, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 09:07:46 AM
In Columbia right now. Best Mexican restaurant here? Chevys

Disgusting.

How many Kountry Kreme Kitchen type places? I bet a lot.

A lot. There are billboards on top of billboards. It's creepy.

Nicest hotel? Fairfield

Confirmed.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #192 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:22:59 AM »

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MU gets 10 wins this year and the next phase of MU football
begins. The phase of when MU gets the 4 and 5 star recruits from the south east and other areas of the country. The phase where MU starts to become a household name nationally. The phase of becoming the SEC giant!!!!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #193 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:25:17 AM »

Starbucks is too expensive for a large majority of COMO inhabitants.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #194 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:30:31 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 11:25:17 AM

Starbucks is too expensive for a large majority of COMO inhabitants.

They prefer to start the day with booty bumps/butt rockets (meth administered in the rectum). The ladies generally boof or suitcase it I've heard. Fancy iced coffees don't really stack up.

slobber · « **Reply #195 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:32:27 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on July 11, 2012, 11:30:31 AM

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 11:25:17 AM
Starbucks is too expensive for a large majority of COMO inhabitants.

They prefer to start the day with booty bumps/butt rockets (meth administered in the rectum). The ladies generally boof or suitcase it I've heard. Fancy iced coffees don't really stack up.

Good lord I must be old. I don't even know what half of that means.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #196 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:33:38 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 11, 2012, 10:27:52 AM

Quote from: ben ji on July 10, 2012, 04:58:46 PM
Not sure where to put this but when I was down at the Ozarks this weekend I had an interesting run in with a missouri fan.

While shopping in a KSU hat at the only Grocery Store in Versailles(Dont pronounce it like the treaty!),which happens to be a walmart, a 45 year old employee pushing a pallet jack full of bottled water starts asking me if Snyder is still alive.

It was amazing.

ha, I love how Missouri names their cities after other places and intentionally pronounces them wrong. New MAD-rid. NeVAYda. Lebinin. Versails. There are probably lots of others.

Missour-ah

deputy dawg · « **Reply #197 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:18:29 PM »

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They prefer to start the day with booty bumps/butt rockets (meth administered in the rectum). The ladies generally boof or suitcase it I've heard. Fancy iced coffees don't really stack up.

Holy crap! I had to make numerous consultations to urbandictionary.com. So, you're saying that Moo women begin and end the day sticking something up their ass?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #198 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:42:07 PM »

Just got back. Did you guys know they are super proud that they have a trash strewn, busted up interstate that bi-sects their town? What is wrong with those idiots? Do they need commerce that bad that they build their town straddling a major interstate? weirdos

Mr Bread · « **Reply #199 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:47:35 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on July 11, 2012, 03:18:29 PM

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They prefer to start the day with booty bumps/butt rockets (meth administered in the rectum). The ladies generally boof or suitcase it I've heard. Fancy iced coffees don't really stack up.

Holy crap! I had to make numerous consultations to urbandictionary.com. So, you're saying that Moo women begin and end the day sticking something up their ass?

Yes. It enhances the absorption and protects against meth mouth. They also soak tampons in vodka and insert. Can then get wicked day drunk and nobody knows why they are nor does their breath smell all boozy.