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How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« on: May 19, 2012, 10:05:04 AM »
I say eleventybagillion.

We should rename the sun flower showdown to The Luck Sack Showdown.  Winner gets a rough ridin' scratcher ticket.

Farmageddon is now the Lotto Bowl.


Jesus, we are the luckiest sons of bitches ever.

Oh ya, NBAF, bitches.


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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 10:23:39 AM »
Don't forget Baylor. A few months ago they were trying to sue A&M for leaving because they knew they were dead in the water, and now they are coming off their best athletics season in school history and are about to be rolling in piles of money in potentially the most powerful conference known to man.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 10:28:09 AM »
KU should be ecstatic.  They are literally the worst football program in North America.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 10:30:14 AM »
If this plays out into a 14 team conference, we should be terribley unhappy.
But if we get FSU and ND then we should be mother rough ridin' ecstatic
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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 10:32:08 AM »
mods, merge with cigar thread.  tia. 

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How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 10:38:37 AM »
On phone, mod at will.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 10:56:31 AM »
if you provide me temporary mod powers I can resolve the issue quickly
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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 11:07:53 AM »
thirty years from now ku will be like the northwestern of the big12. twenty year olds will be going- wow. how did they luck into that conference?

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How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 11:10:20 AM »
thirty years from now ku will be like the northwestern of the big12. twenty year olds will be going- wow. how did they luck into that conference?

Yep.  Obviously we are Purdue.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 11:12:22 AM »
thirty years from now ku will be like the northwestern of the big12. twenty year olds will be going- wow. how did they luck into that conference?

Minus the academics and occasional football success

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 11:19:30 AM »
list the differences between average b12 and acc schools:

-share a conference with a few national title contenders in the past decade or so

-interim commissioner chuck neinas

that's about all i've got.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 11:29:42 AM »
I think the second is one giant difference compared to Swofford.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2012, 11:30:55 AM »
Jesus, we are the luckiest sons of bitches ever.

Luck has little to do with it.

We had the guts to stay.

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How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2012, 11:32:51 AM »
list the differences between average b12 and acc schools:

-share a conference with a few national title contenders in the past decade or so

-interim commissioner chuck neinas

that's about all i've got.

We have more tornados and nbafs.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2012, 11:33:54 AM »
we deserve this


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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2012, 11:46:05 AM »
Biggest downside to all of this is that nutsack Currie will somehow manage to take credit for the incredible increase in revenue.  He'll hoard it all and we'll become the rough ridin' LA Clippers (pre-2012)

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2012, 12:10:38 PM »
Biggest downside to all of this is that nutsack Currie will somehow manage to take credit for the incredible increase in revenue.  He'll hoard it all and we'll become the rough ridin' LA Clippers (pre-2012)

His lady jeans and square toed boot budget will double.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2012, 12:16:44 PM »
Like finding-a-unicorn-that-poops-gold happy.
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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2012, 12:19:09 PM »
we deserve this

hugs all around.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2012, 03:31:46 PM »
No matter how happy we should be, it shouldn't be 1/2 as happy as WVU should be and 1/10 as happy as TCU should be.  TCU just won the $656 million Mega Millions jackpot. 
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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2012, 03:54:59 PM »
No matter how happy we should be, it shouldn't be 1/2 as happy as WVU should be and 1/10 as happy as TCU should be.  TCU just won the $656 million Mega Millions jackpot.

soooo rough ridin' true.

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2012, 04:41:18 PM »
I never doubted for a second.  Not once. 

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2012, 05:04:11 PM »
It's important to be thankful for things, guys

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Re: How happy should ISU, KU, and KSU be?
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2012, 05:11:13 PM »
TCU will have to name the whole campus after GP.