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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #150 on: May 21, 2013, 03:00:41 PM »
One of my clients is Chivas. I'm hoping they fly me out there to meet them and I take back crates of the 18 year.

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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #151 on: May 21, 2013, 03:02:38 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #152 on: May 21, 2013, 03:03:52 PM »
One of my clients is Chivas. I'm hoping they fly me out there to meet them and I take back crates of the 18 year.

Ooh, hoard that sheet.  Get you a butt load of those and then do a Scrooge McDuck in all your full bottles!  Man are you going to have fun with that if it happens. 
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #153 on: May 21, 2013, 03:07:48 PM »
One of my clients is Chivas. I'm hoping they fly me out there to meet them and I take back crates of the 18 year.

Just tell them your from Titletown, they'll be showering you in gifts of expensive scotch.  Everyone wants to be associated with a winner.




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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #154 on: May 21, 2013, 03:09:40 PM »
One of my clients is Chivas. I'm hoping they fly me out there to meet them and I take back crates of the 18 year.

my mom drinks that WC08.
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #155 on: May 21, 2013, 03:11:00 PM »
I've been murdering some Birddog blackberry whiskey lately.  What a tasty drink. 


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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #156 on: May 21, 2013, 03:13:00 PM »
herp derp crown royal is the best whiskey ever

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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #157 on: May 21, 2013, 04:27:20 PM »
When i was in college i was really into Irish history, especially the war of independance, so i've always had/enjoyed a bottle of Michael Colins whiskey, though i don't know if you can still get it anywhere

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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #158 on: May 21, 2013, 04:37:22 PM »
open that bottle up and i open you up, son. thats something you drink when barry o stops by your house. save it.

i take this back. drink it, get a nicer bottle for when barry stops in.

I know I'm new here but who's Barry? :dunno:
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #159 on: May 21, 2013, 04:58:49 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch


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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #160 on: May 21, 2013, 08:11:20 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch.     

 
No it's not but due to the increased demand for single malt scotch by the business class in emerging markets the distilleries of Scotland are running low on supplies which is driving up the price and making rare bottlings increasingly difficult to find. It's hard to predict demand and takes many years to catch up to it.                                                                                                                                                                                                       
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2013, 08:22:10 PM »
would someone with a HWIQ like to explain to me the differences in taste of a bourbon whiskey and a rye whiskey? saw a bottle of templeton rye at the local store and might try it. tia

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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #162 on: May 21, 2013, 08:27:08 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch.     

 
No it's not but due to the increased demand for single malt scotch by the business class in emerging markets the distilleries of Scotland are running low on supplies which is driving up the price and making rare bottlings increasingly difficult to find. It's hard to predict demand and takes many years to catch up to it.                                                                                                                                                                                                       

good rough ridin' grief.  :flush:


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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #163 on: May 21, 2013, 09:19:21 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch.     

 
No it's not but due to the increased demand for single malt scotch by the business class in emerging markets the distilleries of Scotland are running low on supplies which is driving up the price and making rare bottlings increasingly difficult to find. It's hard to predict demand and takes many years to catch up to it.                                                                                                                                                                                                       

good rough ridin' grief.  :flush:

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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #164 on: May 21, 2013, 10:47:57 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch.     

 
No it's not but due to the increased demand for single malt scotch by the business class in emerging markets the distilleries of Scotland are running low on supplies which is driving up the price and making rare bottlings increasingly difficult to find. It's hard to predict demand and takes many years to catch up to it.                                                                                                                                                                                                       

good rough ridin' grief.  :flush:

Sorry you don't know anything about this.

Can confirm,  good scotch is a staple in emerging economy as a status symbol (also, see luxury SUVs)  Demand in China for quality scotch is crazy high

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The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #165 on: May 21, 2013, 11:11:51 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch.     

 
No it's not but due to the increased demand for single malt scotch by the business class in emerging markets the distilleries of Scotland are running low on supplies which is driving up the price and making rare bottlings increasingly difficult to find. It's hard to predict demand and takes many years to catch up to it.                                                                                                                                                                                                       

good rough ridin' grief.  :flush:

Sorry you don't know anything about this.

the one thing I know about you is that I know more about "this" than you do.

congrats on saving up for that 750ml tho, and way to flip the bird to those Saudi princes, gulp gulp


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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #166 on: May 21, 2013, 11:12:46 PM »
I mean, the only whiskey you should drink is bourbon, anyway.

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« Reply #167 on: May 21, 2013, 11:12:55 PM »
would someone with a HWIQ like to explain to me the differences in taste of a bourbon whiskey and a rye whiskey? saw a bottle of templeton rye at the local store and might try it. tia

In a nutshell, bourbon is a sweeter whiskey, with a lower percentage of rye. Whiskey's that are 51% rye content or more (bulliet rye is like 95% I think) are considered Rye Whiskey, and have a much spicier taste that is more difficult to drink neat or on rocks.

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The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #168 on: May 21, 2013, 11:15:04 PM »
so why wouldn't you open it?

I think it's just the collector in me.  If I open it and drink it then I won't have it anymore.  I will drink it eventually but it's rare enough that I'll save it for a special occasion i.e, job promotion, repeat of Triple Crown next year.

the world isn't going to run out of super premium scotch.     

 
No it's not but due to the increased demand for single malt scotch by the business class in emerging markets the distilleries of Scotland are running low on supplies which is driving up the price and making rare bottlings increasingly difficult to find. It's hard to predict demand and takes many years to catch up to it.                                                                                                                                                                                                       

good rough ridin' grief.  :flush:

Sorry you don't know anything about this.

Can confirm,  good scotch is a staple in emerging economy as a status symbol (also, see luxury SUVs)  Demand in China for quality scotch is crazy high
pro tip- expensive (not going to borrow your use of the word 'good') crap is a status symbol in every economy


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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #169 on: May 21, 2013, 11:16:35 PM »
110 dollar scotch doesn't seem like it's all that noteworthy.   :dunno:
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #170 on: May 21, 2013, 11:17:11 PM »
I haven't drank scotch in a while. 

Maybe we can get slammed on some scotch this weekend eh, #Clams?


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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #171 on: May 21, 2013, 11:17:45 PM »
Cask strength single malt or gtfoomf
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #172 on: May 21, 2013, 11:20:09 PM »
110 dollar scotch doesn't seem like it's all that noteworthy.   :dunno:

It's not about the cost, it's about the quality amirite clams?
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Re: The Whiskey Thread
« Reply #173 on: May 21, 2013, 11:25:13 PM »
Quality is the only thing that matters about Scotch.

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« Reply #174 on: May 21, 2013, 11:29:31 PM »
110 dollar scotch doesn't seem like it's all that noteworthy.   :dunno:

It's not about the cost, it's about the quality amirite clams?

you don't even know the quality because you won't open it because it was 110 dollars.
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