Author Topic: an open letter to oscar weber (Read 11078 times)

kim carnes · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2012, 12:52:08 PM »

Quote from: Cire on May 12, 2012, 03:08:12 AM

I know you sucked at illinois as self s players left and that you convinced yourself that it want your fault, our was the players not doing what you told them etc, but please prove to us that old balls coaches really do change the way they think and do things

the KHAN! · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2012, 06:09:33 PM »

Hi oscar,

I was really mad when you got hired. I have to be honest, it's true. Not anymore. I say down and thought about it for a while. You mow grass, much like me. You like frozen chicken nuggets. I love it too. You seem to like basketball...I love it. You and I are bros for life already and we haven't met. Me and the boys are going to be playing cards tomorrow, if you like Cards. Who am I kidding...you love cards. I'll bring the bean dip, you bring the chips. You know what kind of chips already don't you? I think we are going to be best friends forever.

See you buddy,
the KHAN!

sys · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2012, 06:11:54 PM »

Quote from: the KHAN! on May 14, 2012, 06:09:33 PM

Hi oscar,

I was really mad when you got hired. I have to be honest, it's true. Not anymore. I say down and thought about it for a while. You mow grass, much like me. You like frozen chicken nuggets. I love it too. You seem to like basketball...I love it. You and I are bros for life already and we haven't met. Me and the boys are going to be playing cards tomorrow, if you like Cards. Who am I kidding...you love cards. I'll bring the bean dip, you bring the chips. You know what kind of chips already don't you? I think we are going to be best friends forever.

See you buddy,
the KHAN!

he's a nazi, and now you are too, khan.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #28 on:** May 14, 2012, 06:20:12 PM »

I'm trying to out him as a Nazi. Gain his trust. Throw a little mein kampf quotes at him. Maybe see if he has a copy of Triumph of the Will. Sometimes I have to be a little

for the good of EMAW. ssshhhh, don't tell though. Who knows what Currie would do if he knew.

Louises West · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2012, 12:37:08 PM »

Dear oscar,

Welcome to the Bill Self owned basketball conference! We are excited to have you as the new member of a team that gets their ass beat by KU. If you will notice, please send in the registration forms attached in your welcome packet detailing how you would like my team to kick the crap out of your team. Again, congratulations on becoming one of my new basketball bitches.

Sincerely,
Bill Self

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #30 on:** May 18, 2012, 12:42:17 PM »

Quote from: Louises West on May 18, 2012, 12:37:08 PM

Dear oscar,

Welcome to the Bill Self owned basketball conference! We are excited to have you as the new member of a team that gets their ass beat by KU. If you will notice, please send in the registration forms attached in your welcome packet detailing how you would like my team to kick the crap out of your team. Again, congratulations on becoming one of my new basketball bitches.

Sincerely,
Bill Self

The Roos had a pretty good year, didn't they?

pissclams · « **Reply #31 on:** May 18, 2012, 01:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Louises West on May 18, 2012, 12:37:08 PM

Dear oscar,

Welcome to the Bill Self owned basketball conference! We are excited to have you as the new member of a team that gets their ass beat by KU. If you will notice, please send in the registration forms attached in your welcome packet detailing how you would like my team to kick the crap out of your team. Again, congratulations on becoming one of my new basketball bitches.

Sincerely,
Bill Self

seff is classier than that.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #32 on:** May 22, 2012, 10:20:53 PM »

Dear oscar,

You aren't Frank and you deserved this job about as much as he did when Huggins left, but at least he had Bill and Beas to make us happy.

You suck,

Stupid Fitz

KITNfury · « **Reply #33 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:28:42 PM »

oscar,

I too enjoy frozen chicken nuggets. Enjoy ur time in Manhattan.

Peace always,
KITNfury

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #34 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:53:37 PM »

Dear oscar,

Please don't suck.

Thanks,

cats2win

sys · « **Reply #35 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:54:35 PM »

dear oscar.

i will hunt you down and bring you to justice. never forget.

SleepFighter · « **Reply #36 on:** May 23, 2012, 09:06:51 PM »

oscar,

Quit.

SleepFighter

pissclams · « **Reply #37 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:08:27 PM »

wow, some real a-holes on this site. shocker, i know. sad really.

i've rethought the idea of sending this note to oscar because of the a-holes. sry fellas, but i have no reason to send our new leader a letter filled with misguided vitriol.

so to the a-holes, i say- goodbye. don't worry coming to the OOD this year because you're not wanted and you're not real fans.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:11:29 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:19:38 PM »

Dear oscar, animals have always had a warm spot in my heart. Some ppl relate me to a giraffe *giggle giggle* I'm tall and clumsy. Haha. What's your favorite animal? Do you like animals? If you do, you should add to the crazy animal story thread in the combo-fanning (Pun intended). We're not a vet school for nothing. ;-) Anyways I'm happy Animal approved you. Let's give this a shot. - fanning

SleepFighter · « **Reply #40 on:** May 24, 2012, 10:52:41 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 23, 2012, 11:08:27 PM

wow, some real a-holes on this site. shocker, i know. sad really.

i've rethought the idea of sending this note to oscar because of the a-holes. sry fellas, but i have no reason to send our new leader a letter filled with misguided vitriol.

so to the a-holes, i say- goodbye. don't worry coming to the OOD this year because you're not wanted and you're not real fans.

Whatever you say Pétain.

sys · « **Reply #41 on:** May 24, 2012, 02:56:06 PM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on May 24, 2012, 10:52:41 AM

Whatever you say Pétain.

oh man, killshot.

"the bosch are back, marshal pissclams, what should we do?"

"i'll circulate a welcome letter and see that they get it."

steve dave · « **Reply #42 on:** May 24, 2012, 02:58:09 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on May 23, 2012, 11:19:38 PM

Dear oscar, animals have always had a warm spot in my heart. Some ppl relate me to a giraffe *giggle giggle* I'm tall and clumsy. Haha. What's your favorite animal? Do you like animals? If you do, you should add to the crazy animal story thread in the combo-fanning (Pun intended). We're not a vet school for nothing. ;-) Anyways I'm happy Animal approved you. Let's give this a shot. - fanning

this is a good letter. you should actually send it.

sys · « **Reply #43 on:** May 24, 2012, 03:06:14 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 24, 2012, 02:58:09 PM

this is a good letter. you should actually send it.

shut up, steve dave.

steve dave · « **Reply #44 on:** May 24, 2012, 03:16:57 PM »

Quote from: sys on May 24, 2012, 03:06:14 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 24, 2012, 02:58:09 PM
this is a good letter. you should actually send it.

shut up, steve dave.

you shut up Job von Witzleben

sys · « **Reply #45 on:** May 24, 2012, 03:30:38 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 24, 2012, 03:16:57 PM

Job von Witzleben

Mr Bread · « **Reply #46 on:** May 24, 2012, 04:23:32 PM »

Quote from: sys on May 24, 2012, 02:56:06 PM

Quote from: SleepFighter on May 24, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
Whatever you say Pétain.

oh man, killshot.

"the bosch are back, marshal pissclams, what should we do?"

"i'll circulate a welcome letter and see that they get it."

Yes. I just came. Out of respect.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #47 on:** May 24, 2012, 04:36:44 PM »

Quote from: sys on May 24, 2012, 03:30:38 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 24, 2012, 03:16:57 PM
Job von Witzleben

Job was a Commie turncoat whose uncle, Erwin, unsuccessfully sought to assassinate and overthrow oscar...I mean Hitler. What does that analogize to here? Sys becomes a Mizzou fan after the ouster of Weber fails which Sys denies any part in, and when Weber is finally defeated, KSU hires a Mizzou assistant as HC, so Sys finds a home again as a Cat's fan? That's too complicated.

steve dave · « **Reply #48 on:** May 24, 2012, 04:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on May 24, 2012, 04:36:44 PM

Quote from: sys on May 24, 2012, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: steve dave on May 24, 2012, 03:16:57 PM
Job von Witzleben

Job was a Commie turncoat whose uncle, Erwin, unsuccessfully sought to assassinate and overthrow oscar...I mean Hitler. What does that analogize to here? Sys becomes a Mizzou fan after the ouster of Weber fails which Sys denies any part in, and when Weber is finally defeated, KSU hires a Mizzou assistant as HC, so Sys finds a home again as a Cat's fan? That's too complicated.

my posts have many layers. like ogres and onions. that's from shrek.

pissclams · « **Reply #49 on:** May 24, 2012, 04:54:02 PM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on May 24, 2012, 10:52:41 AM

Quote from: pissclams on May 23, 2012, 11:08:27 PM
wow, some real a-holes on this site. shocker, i know. sad really.

i've rethought the idea of sending this note to oscar because of the a-holes. sry fellas, but i have no reason to send our new leader a letter filled with misguided vitriol.

so to the a-holes, i say- goodbye. don't worry coming to the OOD this year because you're not wanted and you're not real fans.

Whatever you say Pétain.

sticks and stones, andy dufresne, sticks and stones