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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #650 on: August 09, 2012, 05:48:10 PM »
HAHAHA HOW'S THAT GOLD MEDAL CHINA YOU STUPID IDIOTS!

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #651 on: August 09, 2012, 06:12:34 PM »
Gotta think we've got the total medal count wrapped up.  Don't know about golds, though. Seems like there are still plenty of worthless sports out there for the Chinamen to medal in. 

We've probably get a few golds in T&F remaining and then team Golds in M&W basketball, maybe women's volleyball?

Yeah, at lunch I saw some crap where 5 or 6 chicks were doing some sort of dance team thing only throwing a bunch of balls around and stuff.  Have no idea what it was, but the floor had the Olympics logo around it.

Rhythmic Gymnastics

This type of stuff makes it hard to take the Olympics serious.

Equestrian seems more ridiculous as an olympic event.



Quote from: Brock Landers a few pages ago
Equestrian - how come the horse doesn't get the medal instead of the human?  The horse had to run around and jump over stuff with a human on its back.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #652 on: August 09, 2012, 06:16:19 PM »
One of those players on russia's women's bball team has very, VERY hair armpits.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #653 on: August 09, 2012, 08:59:39 PM »
One of those players on russia's women's bball team has very, VERY hair armpits.

Anybody else remember in Athens when some Chinese woman won some T&F race and she lifted up her arms and had hairy pits than most guys? For some reason that moment is about the only thing I remember about those Olympics.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #654 on: August 09, 2012, 09:05:50 PM »
the male decathletes for the US have absolutely fantastic bodies

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #655 on: August 09, 2012, 09:17:43 PM »
Final Wildcat wrapped things up today in London.  Darius Draudvila finished 25th in the decathlon.

Ran across this on kstatesports:

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Another former hurdler Balazs Baji showed true sportsmanship following his race. Baji competed K-State for one year in 2010 before transferring, and this year he qualified for the Olympics for his native Hungary. After his opening round race Tuesday, Baji waited at the finish line for the former world record holder and Olympic champion Liu Xiang of China. Liu fell over the first hurdle in the lane next to Baji with an apparent Achilles injury and later hopped to the finish line outside the lanes, stopping to kiss the final hurdle. When he reached the finish line, Baji was waiting to raise the former champion's hand in the air. Baji finished in a tie for 34th with his time of 13.76 seconds.

Thought that was pretty cool. Sportsmanship and stuff.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #656 on: August 09, 2012, 09:42:18 PM »
So, are May-Treanor and Walsh Jennings going to get it over with and just totally lez out on each other?  I was watching their interview with Costas last night and expecting something physical to happen at any second.  NTTAWTT

yeah, I'm sad for them because they are in shams of marriages.
It's so obvious they love eachother.

Yeah, even my wife made this comment the other night.  Carrie seems to hang on every word Misty says.  It's cute.

i  only watch them play because of their massive tits.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #657 on: August 09, 2012, 09:44:22 PM »
So, are May-Treanor and Walsh Jennings going to get it over with and just totally lez out on each other?  I was watching their interview with Costas last night and expecting something physical to happen at any second.  NTTAWTT

yeah, I'm sad for them because they are in shams of marriages.
It's so obvious they love eachother.

Yeah, even my wife made this comment the other night.  Carrie seems to hang on every word Misty says.  It's cute.

i  only watch them play because of their massive tits.

:lol:

Yes, that was a fantastic post.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #658 on: August 09, 2012, 10:58:23 PM »
How much must the rest of the world hate us?  They're like, "GODDAMN WHAT THE eff THOSE FUCKERS BEAT US AGAIN!"

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #659 on: August 09, 2012, 11:01:37 PM »
Let's give China the gold at sucking American balls and taints/choads/grundles.

Russians for the Silver?

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #660 on: August 10, 2012, 12:12:55 AM »
How much must the rest of the world hate us?  They're like, "GODDAMN WHAT THE eff THOSE FUCKERS BEAT US AGAIN!"

And we're so nonchalant about the few events we lose. "Badminton? pfft. who cares. :gocho: "

Must drive them up the wall.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #661 on: August 10, 2012, 06:51:20 AM »
How much must the rest of the world hate us?  They're like, "GODDAMN WHAT THE eff THOSE FUCKERS BEAT US AGAIN!"

And we're so nonchalant about the few events we lose. "Badminton? pfft. who cares. :gocho: "

Must drive them up the wall.

Yeah...,The Great Wall!!!   Slammybammy bing bong!

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #662 on: August 10, 2012, 08:30:41 AM »
Lets not forget that two of Chinamen's medals are for WALKING. crap, give the world a medal, 99% of us can walk. (T's & P's to the 1%)

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #663 on: August 10, 2012, 08:37:34 AM »
Hey China, go ahead and torture your children from the age of 3 so they can be olympic losers.

go USA

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #664 on: August 10, 2012, 10:19:49 AM »
Will Kynard make an appearance at a football game?   :excited:

Will people stand and cheer?   :ksu:

Will people smash their hands together?   :emawkid:


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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #665 on: August 10, 2012, 10:24:08 AM »
Lets not forget that two of Chinamen's medals are for WALKING. crap, give the world a medal, 99% of us can walk. (T's & P's to the 1%)

True story, 99% of the world can run, too.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #666 on: August 10, 2012, 10:38:19 AM »
Lets not forget that two of Chinamen's medals are for WALKING. crap, give the world a medal, 99% of us can walk. (T's & P's to the 1%)

True story, 99% of the world can run, too.
Not true. There is another 1% that can only walk...really old people with walkers. (T's & P's old people with walkers)

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #667 on: August 10, 2012, 10:42:20 AM »
Lets not forget that two of Chinamen's medals are for WALKING. crap, give the world a medal, 99% of us can walk. (T's & P's to the 1%)

True story, 99% of the world can run, too.
Not true. There is another 1% that can only walk...really old people with walkers. (T's & P's old people with walkers)

There's also the enlightened that realize that running is a really inefficient means of getting places, and therefore choose not to run.  Now you might ask me if these people are just lazy.  And I would ask you if you are enlightened.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #668 on: August 10, 2012, 10:43:33 AM »
Lets not forget that two of Chinamen's medals are for WALKING. crap, give the world a medal, 99% of us can walk. (T's & P's to the 1%)

True story, 99% of the world can run, too.
Not true. There is another 1% that can only walk...really old people with walkers. (T's & P's old people with walkers)

There's also the enlightened that realize that running is a really inefficient means of getting places, and therefore choose not to run.  Now you might ask me if these people are just lazy.  And I would ask you if you are enlightened.

That has nothing to do with ability, though, Jerry.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #669 on: August 10, 2012, 10:45:32 AM »
Lets not forget that two of Chinamen's medals are for WALKING. crap, give the world a medal, 99% of us can walk. (T's & P's to the 1%)

True story, 99% of the world can run, too.
Not true. There is another 1% that can only walk...really old people with walkers. (T's & P's old people with walkers)

There's also the enlightened that realize that running is a really inefficient means of getting places, and therefore choose not to run.  Now you might ask me if these people are just lazy.  And I would ask you if you are enlightened.
Emo  :emawkid:    Nuts, you are still missing the point. China got 2 frickin' medals for WALKING!

(We don't like China in the Olympics.)

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #670 on: August 10, 2012, 10:46:06 AM »
everyone shut up

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #671 on: August 10, 2012, 11:18:32 AM »
Guys, no one here hates China more than me, on account of my father missing my birth because of them (true story).

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #672 on: August 10, 2012, 11:28:03 AM »
Guys, no one here hates China more than me, on account of my father missing my birth because of them (true story).

is that why you are emo  :dunno:
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #673 on: August 10, 2012, 11:38:32 AM »

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #674 on: August 10, 2012, 12:44:28 PM »
Guys, no one here hates China more than me, on account of my father missing my birth because of them (true story).

is that why you are emo  :dunno:

Does it matter?