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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #275 on: August 03, 2012, 10:50:50 AM »
We're going to fistfuck them in track

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #276 on: August 03, 2012, 10:56:15 AM »
We're going to fistfuck them in track

Really, we're going to fistfuck everybody in T&F.  The Jamaicans will rack up some gold in various events.  But, on the whole, Americans will be on the podium for the large majority of T&F events.  It'd be nice to knock off some of the Jamicans for gold in the shorter sprints, but I don't think Gay or Gatlain have it.   

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #277 on: August 03, 2012, 11:01:05 AM »
Welp, it was great to see us overtake the Chinese in totals medals and tie in Golds.  Got 4 swimming golds up for grabs today, among others. 

We should do really well in the team sports (bball, volleyball, soccer, etc.) and well in Track&Field.  I believe the Chinese are generally garbage - unless their runners are roided up like that 15yo girl/man swimmer. 

So, are we going to run away with this medal count or do the Chinamen have a lot of pingpong and karate in the second half of the games???

Anybody broken this down?

Well, M and W bball, almost guaranteed G's for USA.

W soccer, M and W volleyball, M and W beach volleyball looking great.

couple more swimming medal events today with team USA's strengths.

basically, all of the above are all but final golds for the stars and stripes, and events china is either out of or not a threat in. idk, i think china starts slowing way down now. Their highest yield of medals comes from swimming, diving, ping pong, and lifting. diving, ping pong, we can't compete. lifting, sry we don't dope  :horrorsurprise: . and swimming, we're swimming laps around them for medal count. So i'd say things are looking up  :)


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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #278 on: August 03, 2012, 12:26:45 PM »
Jesus, we really showed our big cocks last night. Gabby is absolutely adorable.  :dance:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #279 on: August 03, 2012, 12:37:07 PM »
Just heard on ESPN that Roger Goodell and the NFL are trying to make American Football an Olympic sport...

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #280 on: August 03, 2012, 12:41:25 PM »
Just heard on ESPN that Roger Goodell and the NFL are trying to make American Football an Olympic sport...

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All 3 medals to usa  :dance:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #281 on: August 03, 2012, 01:11:05 PM »
Bela Karolyi

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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #282 on: August 03, 2012, 01:20:00 PM »
Goodell must be Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  But, isn't doubles kayaking equally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  Didn't even know such a thing existed until watching the Olympics this year. 

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #283 on: August 03, 2012, 01:48:52 PM »
Goodell must be Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  But, isn't doubles kayaking equally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  Didn't even know such a thing existed until watching the Olympics this year.
Belvis, where do you live? All the kids here in NC are T-yaking all over the place. EVERYONE DOES IT!

PRO-TIP: T-yaking means tandem kayaking. All the cool kids call it this.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #284 on: August 03, 2012, 01:54:24 PM »
men's trampoline

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #285 on: August 03, 2012, 01:58:28 PM »
Just heard on ESPN that Roger Goodell and the NFL are trying to make American Football an Olympic sport...

 :lol:

Imagine how many KSU Cats could be gold medal winning athletes!

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #286 on: August 03, 2012, 04:03:10 PM »
Man, it's great to be an American!  Just dominating faces right now.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #287 on: August 03, 2012, 08:21:19 PM »
we can't compete. lifting, sry we don't dope

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #288 on: August 03, 2012, 08:54:37 PM »
Remember Gail Devers's really long fingernails?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #289 on: August 03, 2012, 08:55:03 PM »

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #290 on: August 04, 2012, 12:30:15 AM »
omg this chick's in second going into day 2 of the heptathalon!   :ksu:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #291 on: August 04, 2012, 01:48:36 AM »
Bela Karolyi

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Aliya Mustafina mushing faces of russian coaches was quite entertaining. 

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #292 on: August 04, 2012, 09:46:46 AM »
Serena is doping.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #293 on: August 04, 2012, 12:39:59 PM »
Serena doing some gang dancing at prestigious white place /tuck
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #294 on: August 04, 2012, 12:45:39 PM »
Serena doing some gang dancing at prestigious white place /tuck


you're a racist.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #295 on: August 04, 2012, 12:47:33 PM »


My takeaway is that we need to teach this guy to do that:  :dance:  MODS????

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #296 on: August 04, 2012, 01:29:28 PM »
Wow, men's volleyball just collapsed.  Up 2-0 going for match point and now likely to lose

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #297 on: August 04, 2012, 01:31:10 PM »
Serena doing some gang dancing at prestigious white place /tuck


you're a racist.
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #298 on: August 04, 2012, 01:33:00 PM »
Serena doing some gang dancing at prestigious white place /tuck


you're a racist.
you're a horrible poster

at least i'm not a horrible poster AND a racist

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #299 on: August 04, 2012, 03:58:27 PM »
Why is it gang dancing?