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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #175 on: July 30, 2012, 11:04:40 AM »
CHINA'S GOT 7 GOLDS ALREADY AND WE ONLY HAVE 3  :dubious:

We should do well in track and field, though. Also, if we end up losing to those red bastards, I will personally call foul because every player on our men's and women's basketball teams will get a gold medal and that should count as like 20 gold medals, not 2.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #176 on: July 30, 2012, 11:09:52 AM »
so michael phelps sucks pretty hard now huh?  :lol: talks out of the side of his mouth really creepily  :sdeek:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #177 on: July 30, 2012, 11:28:46 AM »
so michael phelps sucks pretty hard now huh?  :lol: talks out of the side of his mouth really creepily  :sdeek:

swimmer problems/dipping problems

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #178 on: July 30, 2012, 12:20:38 PM »
Anyone watching women's volleyball?  Brazil acts like they just won the superbowl after every point.  Really strange.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #179 on: July 30, 2012, 12:39:42 PM »
Anyone watching women's volleyball?  Brazil acts like they just won the superbowl after every point.  Really strange.

Just opened this thread to say same thing.  They do the flex/scream when we just hit OB.

They are down 2-0

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #180 on: July 30, 2012, 01:02:04 PM »
The screaming is hurting us...

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #181 on: July 30, 2012, 01:07:23 PM »
JFC Men's gymnastics, fail.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #182 on: July 30, 2012, 01:19:46 PM »
Suck it Brazil  :dance:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #183 on: July 30, 2012, 01:21:37 PM »
Suck it Brazil  :dance:

See? Watching live is much, MUCH more entertaining.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #184 on: July 30, 2012, 01:46:27 PM »
Suck it Brazil  :dance:

See? Watching live is much, MUCH more entertaining.

I didn't dispute that

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #185 on: July 30, 2012, 02:55:18 PM »
My god, Lochte, what a loser. 4th? pffft.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #186 on: July 30, 2012, 03:22:46 PM »
Lochte is going down as being pretty over hyped.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #187 on: July 30, 2012, 03:40:06 PM »
Lochte is going down as being pretty over hyped.

And he's still doing better than Phelps
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #188 on: July 30, 2012, 09:24:36 PM »
He couldn't carry Phelp's jock in a nuclear powered wheel barrow.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #189 on: July 30, 2012, 09:31:26 PM »
This country is rough ridin' embarrassing me and making me feel losery.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #190 on: July 30, 2012, 09:48:54 PM »
so michael phelps sucks pretty hard now huh?  :lol: talks out of the side of his mouth really creepily  :sdeek:

not cool, he's deaf

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #192 on: July 30, 2012, 11:24:35 PM »
Pretty much confirmed: China is full of cheaters


http://deadspin.com/5930218/16+year+old-chinese-girl-swam-a-faster-50-meters-than-ryan-lochte
16-Year-Old Chinese Girl Swam A Faster 50 Meters Than Ryan Lochte
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Ye Shiwen didn't just break the world record for the 400m individual medley. She smashed it, by more than a second. She beat silver medalist Elizabeth Beisel by nearly three seconds. She shaved more than seven seconds off her own mark at the World Championships last summer.

And perhaps most stunningly, the final 50 meters of Ye's swim were faster than Ryan Lochte's final 50m, when he took gold in the men's version on Saturday.

Ye's fellow swimmers sounded incredulous enough, and BBC presenters went even further. But it was U.S. coach and executive John Leonard who fired the first doping shots across the Chinese's bow.

"We want to be very careful about calling it doping," Leonard said. "The one thing I will say is that history in our sport will tell you that every time we see something, and I will put quotation marks around this, 'unbelievable', history shows us that it turns out later on there was doping involved. That last 100m was reminiscent of some old East German swimmers, for people who have been around a while. It was reminiscent of 400m individual medley by a young Irish woman in Atlanta."

That young Irish woman was Michelle Smith, who in 1996 had Ireland's second-best ever medal haul, and similarly dominated in the 400 IM, just before her career was done in by a series of failed drug tests.

Leonard added that Ye

"looks like Superwoman. Any time someone has looked like Superwoman in the history of our sport they have later been found guilty of doping."

Leonard points out that the Chinese swim program has something of a history of doping, dating back to the 1994 World Championships and running through the 2008 Junior Championships. Ye was straight-up asked about the cleanliness of her urine, and replied that "the Chinese team keep very firmly to the anti-doping policies, so there is absolutely no problem."

This is a thorny issue, and I'm not sure there's a respectful way to "I'm not saying she doped, but there's no way she should have been able to perform like that without doping" without it sounding like sour grapes. Especially if you're an American, since an American swimmer came in second. BUT: that was one really, really fast goddamn swim.

H/T Clever Hans

For a handy master schedule of every Olympic event, click here.
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #193 on: July 30, 2012, 11:30:54 PM »
Yep. She dopped.  :dance:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #194 on: July 30, 2012, 11:38:00 PM »
Pretty much confirmed: China is full of cheaters


http://deadspin.com/5930218/16+year+old-chinese-girl-swam-a-faster-50-meters-than-ryan-lochte
16-Year-Old Chinese Girl Swam A Faster 50 Meters Than Ryan Lochte
 Barry Petchesky
Ye Shiwen didn't just break the world record for the 400m individual medley. She smashed it, by more than a second. She beat silver medalist Elizabeth Beisel by nearly three seconds. She shaved more than seven seconds off her own mark at the World Championships last summer.

And perhaps most stunningly, the final 50 meters of Ye's swim were faster than Ryan Lochte's final 50m, when he took gold in the men's version on Saturday.

Ye's fellow swimmers sounded incredulous enough, and BBC presenters went even further. But it was U.S. coach and executive John Leonard who fired the first doping shots across the Chinese's bow.

"We want to be very careful about calling it doping," Leonard said. "The one thing I will say is that history in our sport will tell you that every time we see something, and I will put quotation marks around this, 'unbelievable', history shows us that it turns out later on there was doping involved. That last 100m was reminiscent of some old East German swimmers, for people who have been around a while. It was reminiscent of 400m individual medley by a young Irish woman in Atlanta."

That young Irish woman was Michelle Smith, who in 1996 had Ireland's second-best ever medal haul, and similarly dominated in the 400 IM, just before her career was done in by a series of failed drug tests.

Leonard added that Ye

"looks like Superwoman. Any time someone has looked like Superwoman in the history of our sport they have later been found guilty of doping."

Leonard points out that the Chinese swim program has something of a history of doping, dating back to the 1994 World Championships and running through the 2008 Junior Championships. Ye was straight-up asked about the cleanliness of her urine, and replied that "the Chinese team keep very firmly to the anti-doping policies, so there is absolutely no problem."

This is a thorny issue, and I'm not sure there's a respectful way to "I'm not saying she doped, but there's no way she should have been able to perform like that without doping" without it sounding like sour grapes. Especially if you're an American, since an American swimmer came in second. BUT: that was one really, really fast goddamn swim.

H/T Clever Hans

For a handy master schedule of every Olympic event, click here.

As expected. Just like East Germany.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #195 on: July 31, 2012, 12:19:11 AM »
The white water kayaking course is pretty sweet.  I've never seen anything like that before.
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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #196 on: July 31, 2012, 02:01:25 AM »
The equestrian course was pretty awesome too.

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #197 on: July 31, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »
USA takes over the medal lead (for now)  :dance:

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #198 on: July 31, 2012, 09:20:04 AM »
So, the Chinese get the Gold in doping?  So fucks sake US....

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Re: Summer Olympics thread
« Reply #199 on: July 31, 2012, 09:52:04 AM »
Link to the full story of whatever Tully was tweeting about last night where somebody slipped a $100 bill to some gymnastics judges?