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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2012, 09:16:04 PM »
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2012, 11:42:30 PM »
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but not miracle whip right? 
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Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2012, 01:37:59 AM »
Pot lucks scare me also. Only eat the food of the people I know of who made it. Rude, or just being safe?


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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2012, 08:05:11 AM »
Pot lucks scare me also. Only eat the food of the people I know of who made it. Rude, or just being safe?


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this is as normal as normal can be.  i'm not eating no freaking pot luck crap.  same with buffets unless they're nice ones, and even them i'm sketchy on them.  its' just another pot luck.


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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2012, 08:31:43 AM »
Nose whistlers. 
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2012, 08:52:26 AM »
Hearing people chew their food. Sometimes I have to turn down movies when it's a meal scene. I also have to have to turn on something to watch or some music if I'm eating by myself so I don't hear myself chewing.

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2012, 10:31:03 AM »
Hearing people chew their food. Sometimes I have to turn down movies when it's a meal scene. I also have to have to turn on something to watch or some music if I'm eating by myself so I don't hear myself chewing.

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2015, 04:39:44 PM »
Here's one. I just got done going to the bathroom at work and the guy in the stall next to me had to grunt his way through doing the job. He was also breathing heavily. I mean we've all had some close calls, but do you really need to grunt, breath heavily, and dramatically sigh when complete?  :dubious: :flush:

I've been wanting to bring this up for months now but didn't feel like making a "Are you an old guy who makes old guy noises?" thread.  What's up with guys (generally older) who have to be so loud and demonstrative in public bathrooms?  I'm not talking about poopmergencies, I'm talking at the urinal, posting up an invisible Charles Barkley, deep-breathing, constricted-nostril whistling, grunting, throat-clearing gross people.  Are you just oblivious of the people around you, or are we talking about medical conditions, here?

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2015, 04:41:14 PM »
Here's one. I just got done going to the bathroom at work and the guy in the stall next to me had to grunt his way through doing the job. He was also breathing heavily. I mean we've all had some close calls, but do you really need to grunt, breath heavily, and dramatically sigh when complete?  :dubious: :flush:

I've been wanting to bring this up for months now but didn't feel like making a "Are you an old guy who makes old guy noises?" thread.  What's up with guys (generally older) who have to be so loud and demonstrative in public bathrooms?  I'm not talking about poopmergencies, I'm talking at the urinal, posting up an invisible Charles Barkley, deep-breathing, constricted-nostril whistling, grunting, throat-clearing gross people.  Are you just oblivious of the people around you, or are we talking about medical conditions, here?
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #60 on: March 13, 2015, 04:59:10 PM »
Here's one. I just got done going to the bathroom at work and the guy in the stall next to me had to grunt his way through doing the job. He was also breathing heavily. I mean we've all had some close calls, but do you really need to grunt, breath heavily, and dramatically sigh when complete?  :dubious: :flush:

I've been wanting to bring this up for months now but didn't feel like making a "Are you an old guy who makes old guy noises?" thread.  What's up with guys (generally older) who have to be so loud and demonstrative in public bathrooms?  I'm not talking about poopmergencies, I'm talking at the urinal, posting up an invisible Charles Barkley, deep-breathing, constricted-nostril whistling, grunting, throat-clearing gross people.  Are you just oblivious of the people around you, or are we talking about medical conditions, here?

It's common enough that I think maybe peeing and pooping is a real ordeal when you get older and I'm not looking forward to it.

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #61 on: March 13, 2015, 05:07:14 PM »
-Realizing a female is/did go #2
-crockpot food (minus cheese dip and lil smokies)
-sitting on a seat warmed from someone else's body heat

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2015, 05:46:11 PM »
Really great additions phil
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #63 on: March 13, 2015, 05:52:52 PM »
I was about to come in here and say wigs again.  Just thinking about them makes me short of breath.



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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #64 on: March 13, 2015, 06:12:55 PM »
sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2015, 06:16:41 PM »
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #66 on: March 13, 2015, 07:28:22 PM »

sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #67 on: March 13, 2015, 07:42:18 PM »

sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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yeah but i'm talking about a buddy maybe even a roommate or best man at your wedding and you just played some three on three at the rec or whatever and now you have to pile in one car because dustin left early to go to a movie with his gf and now you are sitting middle in the back seat and there is just leg hair over leg hair over leg hair and it's just like getting entagled and interwoven with yours.

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #68 on: March 13, 2015, 07:48:13 PM »

sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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yeah but i'm talking about a buddy maybe even a roommate or best man at your wedding and you just played some three on three at the rec or whatever and now you have to pile in one car because dustin left early to go to a movie with his gf and now you are sitting middle in the back seat and there is just leg hair over leg hair over leg hair and it's just like getting entagled and interwoven with yours.

Guys should just shave their legs then they wouldn't have this problem...  :eye:
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2015, 08:14:29 PM »
I would say one of the most disgusting things for me is little kids with kool aid stains above their lip.

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #70 on: March 13, 2015, 08:21:19 PM »
I would say one of the most disgusting things for me is little kids with kool aid stains above their lip.

little kids with cold but sticky hands
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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #71 on: March 13, 2015, 08:25:03 PM »


sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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yeah but i'm talking about a buddy maybe even a roommate or best man at your wedding and you just played some three on three at the rec or whatever and now you have to pile in one car because dustin left early to go to a movie with his gf and now you are sitting middle in the back seat and there is just leg hair over leg hair over leg hair and it's just like getting entagled and interwoven with yours.
okay. Carry on.


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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #72 on: March 13, 2015, 08:27:12 PM »

sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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yeah but i'm talking about a buddy maybe even a roommate or best man at your wedding and you just played some three on three at the rec or whatever and now you have to pile in one car because dustin left early to go to a movie with his gf and now you are sitting middle in the back seat and there is just leg hair over leg hair over leg hair and it's just like getting entagled and interwoven with yours.

If you have that much leg hair then you have a genetic problem. You might be a wookie.

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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2015, 08:34:14 PM »


sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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yeah but i'm talking about a buddy maybe even a roommate or best man at your wedding and you just played some three on three at the rec or whatever and now you have to pile in one car because dustin left early to go to a movie with his gf and now you are sitting middle in the back seat and there is just leg hair over leg hair over leg hair and it's just like getting entagled and interwoven with yours.

If you have that much leg hair then you have a genetic problem. You might be a wookie.
Setting next to a wookie would it gross me out.


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Re: Things that gross you out but shouldn't
« Reply #74 on: March 13, 2015, 08:44:47 PM »

sitting next to another guy with shorts on in a cramped space like backseat and your legs and leg hairs are touching
oh no. This is supposed to gross you out. Like on an airplane with some fat guy in shorts who plops down right next to you.
eff that, can I fly standby on the next flight?


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yeah but i'm talking about a buddy maybe even a roommate or best man at your wedding and you just played some three on three at the rec or whatever and now you have to pile in one car because dustin left early to go to a movie with his gf and now you are sitting middle in the back seat and there is just leg hair over leg hair over leg hair and it's just like getting entagled and interwoven with yours.

If you have that much leg hair then you have a genetic problem. You might be a wookie.

quick hypothetical for you mrs gooch- lets say we all go to lunch and since you are the shortest you are stuck in the back with kat kid and myself and you have to sit in the middle and we are all wearing shorts and his leg and my leg are all hairy and right up against yours. like touching and stuff. gross, right?
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