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Re: Milk
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2012, 08:42:34 AM »
I splurge on this so that I can continue to eat as much red meat as I want.  :kstategrad:

http://www.smartbalance.com/products/heartright/heartright-fat-free-milk

Only drink it with cereal or protein shakes.

Does this "milk" not taste like ass?  I'm under the belief that any milk substitute probably tastes like ass

I think it's milk.  :dunno:

It tastes like whatever cereal or protein shake I pair it with.  If I start eating Frosted Ass Flakes as my cereal of choice, it will probably taste like ass.

smart balance is good crap.  that's real milk, they just took skim milk and essentially added 'good' fat back into it.  it's what they do with everything.  i use their oil for cooking and their butter.  i didn't know they did milk.  i drink a crap-ton of skim milk.  i'll have to check it out.  problem is, once you've weaned yourself down to skim milk, even 2% milk starts tasting like heavy cream. 
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Re: Milk
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2012, 04:09:02 PM »
Please make this a pro/anti milk poll. I am really suprised to see here (from this small sample) that goEMAW is generally pro milk.

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Re: Milk
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2012, 04:21:40 PM »
Q2: Oreo's - but a very cool thing a friend taught me - Take a thin mint, bite a small piece out of the top & the bottom and drink milk through the cookie like a straw.  There's apparently a thin mint type cookie in Australia that they've shaped like a twix.   Drinking milk through these is the ONLY way to eat them apparently.   The roundish shape of the thin mint makes it difficult to drink milk through it, but boy is it good when you eat the cookie after it's all soggy inside.

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The Tim Tam Slam is the practice of drinking a beverage (usually a hot beverage such as coffee or hot chocolate, though milk is a very valid alternative) through a Tim Tam.[13] (also known as a Tim Tam Shotgun, Tim Tam Bomb or Tim Tim Explosion).
Opposite corners of the Tim Tam are bitten off, one end is submerged in the drink, and the drink sucked through the biscuit. The crisp inside biscuit is softened and the outer chocolate coating begins to melt.

Yes, confirmed, very awesome way to drink milk.

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Re: Milk
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2013, 01:23:54 PM »
root beer milk needs to be brought up again. I bought some at the local hy-vee from hildebrand farms and I feel like life has new meaning

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Re: Milk
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2013, 02:00:09 PM »
root beer milk needs to be brought up again. I bought some at the local hy-vee from hildebrand farms and I feel like life has new meaning

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Re: Milk
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2013, 02:20:04 PM »
I tasted the Shatto orange milk recently.  It reminded me of the leftover milk after a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. 

Root beer sounds amazing, will try.

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Re: Milk
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2013, 02:26:18 PM »
I tasted the Shatto orange milk recently.  It reminded me of the leftover milk after a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. 

Root beer sounds amazing, will try.

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« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2013, 02:32:34 PM »
Has anyone mentioned that milk is like $10 a gallon in Alaska?
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Re: Milk
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2013, 02:37:51 PM »
Has anyone mentioned that milk is like $10 a gallon in Alaska?

Only in the bush.  Can get up to $18 I hear tell.  Do Egyptians like the moo juice or what?   
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« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2013, 02:47:32 PM »
Has anyone mentioned that milk is like $10 a gallon in Alaska?

Only in the bush.  Can get up to $18 I hear tell.  Do Egyptians like the moo juice or what?   

Yeah. Not drinking so much (except for coffee) but in lots of recipes.
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« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2013, 02:49:09 PM »
Also, it is $10 in that Alaska state trooper show that is on about four different channels here (they think of snow like we think of car bombs, I think).
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Re: Milk
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2013, 04:18:59 PM »
How much is a gallon of milk in Egypt, felix rex?

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Re: Milk
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2013, 04:22:30 PM »
How much is a gallon of milk in Egypt, felix rex?

I think we may need to specify cows milk here.

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Re: Milk
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2013, 04:24:07 PM »
Is it just me or no matter how cold your milk is, it would be better if it was just a little bit colder?

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« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2013, 04:28:47 PM »
Is it just me or no matter how cold your milk is, it would be better if it was just a little bit colder?

Believe me, I know what you're saying.  I've even toyed around with ice cubes in my milk.  No bueno.  Get yourself a commercial milk dispensor.  When I was in a frat, I was enjoying the best, coldest milk in my entire life.  Oh, such great days.

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Re: Milk
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2013, 04:29:57 PM »
Is it just me or no matter how cold your milk is, it would be better if it was just a little bit colder?

Yeah, unless it is a warm milk drink with a touch of brown sugar and vanilla  :lick:
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Re: Milk
« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2014, 08:59:14 AM »

Why does a gallon of regular milk expire within a week, but a half-gallon of the organic stuff lasts for a month or more?

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Re: Milk
« Reply #67 on: October 07, 2014, 09:43:21 AM »
Is it just me or no matter how cold your milk is, it would be better if it was just a little bit colder?

i like to chill my glasses by putting them in the freezer, and then pour in the milk.
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Re: Milk
« Reply #68 on: October 07, 2014, 09:44:02 AM »
This thread was a hoot. Hey guys, let's take a perfectly good cookie and make it all soggy! :lol:

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« Reply #69 on: October 07, 2014, 09:51:27 AM »

Why does a gallon of regular milk expire within a week, but a half-gallon of the organic stuff lasts for a month or more?
The regular stuff almost always lasts longer than a week before going bad, in my experience
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Re: Milk
« Reply #70 on: October 07, 2014, 10:06:35 AM »
update:  the last two weekends i've dumped the root beer russians in favor of the strawberry russian


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« Reply #71 on: October 07, 2014, 10:10:20 AM »

Why does a gallon of regular milk expire within a week, but a half-gallon of the organic stuff lasts for a month or more?
The regular stuff almost always lasts longer than a week before going bad, in my experience

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Re: Milk
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2016, 05:20:52 PM »
re:  milk- i'm very particular about the brand of milk i drink.  only drink A&E 1%. 

also found out that my capital grille stocks 1%.  imagine how many russians i'm going to drink there now.   (it's going to be a lot).



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Re: Milk
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2016, 07:24:41 PM »
I'm not a big Milk'r(obviously)...but recently discovered 1/2% at dillons? like is that necessary?
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Re: Milk
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2016, 07:45:36 PM »
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