Neckbeards

[CHONGS]

A post by pissing clams got me thinking about neck beards.  I cannot grow a beard on my neck, but those of you out there who do, is it as itchy as I imagine?  What were the top 5 reasons you decided to grow one out (top three would also be ok)?  Also any other neck beard info would be amazing.

[steve dave]

I don't grow a beard because it comes in reddish and my hair is not reddish and it looks weird. 

[Saulbadguy]

Itchy.

[CHONGS]

I don't grow a beard because it comes in reddish and my hair is not reddish and it looks weird.

Interesting...  does that mean all neckbeards are a different color than your normal hair? Maybe that's a plus for some. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Little neck clams are good

[Stevesie60]

It makes your neck hotter than facial hair should. Like, the physics of it make no sense.

[Rams]

#teamcleanshaven

[WillieWatanabe]

gets caught on shirt/jacket. and i can't even grow one worth a crap.

[DQ12]

Itchy.  Look awful.

[Bloodfart]

I don't grow a beard because it comes in reddish and my hair is not reddish and it looks weird.

  I have the same issue.  WTF is up with facial hair dif than dome piece hair color?  Plus mine grows in all Joe Dirt style too... furk.

[Pete]

Whenever I purposefully grow stubble or a beard, I always shave my neck.  That's a manscaping tip I learned years back while watching queer eye for the straight guy.

[Cire]

There  is good one on the front line I'm watching

[Bloodfart]

There  is good one on the front line I'm watching

Frontline is peerless.

[star seed 7]

I don't grow a beard because it comes in reddish and my hair is not reddish and it looks weird.

same.  but i'm lazy and don't give an f.

[wes mantooth]

neckbeard should only, ONLY be present if you are going for a 3 or 4 day scruff look.  Past that, it just looks disgusting and lazy.

[michigancat]

neckbeard should only, ONLY be present if you are going for a 3 or 4 day scruff look.  Past that, it just looks disgusting and lazy.

Agreed.

[CNS]

I keep thinking about getting lazer hair removal on the face.  I hate having facial hair.  I hate shaving.  But I am concerned abt getting in some accident later in life that will scar up my face and I will need the ability to grow a beard to cover my disfigured face up. 


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[puniraptor]

basically pubes

[sys]

A post by pissing clams got me thinking about neck beards.  I cannot grow a beard on my neck, but those of you out there who do, is it as itchy as I imagine?  What were the top 5 reasons you decided to grow one out (top three would also be ok)?  Also any other neck beard info would be amazing.

no, but shaving it is itchy.

1.  lazy
2.  lazy
3.  small face/weak chin (this is not really to do with the neck part, but the neck part combines reason 3 with reasons 4 & 5)
4.  lazy
5.  lazy

[sys]

I don't grow a beard because it comes in reddish and my hair is not reddish and it looks weird.

is a raccoon all one color?  no, it is not.

[Bloodfart]

I keep thinking about getting lazer hair removal on the face.  I hate having facial hair.  I hate shaving.  But I am concerned abt getting in some accident later in life that will scar up my face and I will need the ability to grow a beard to cover my disfigured face up. 


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This is great foresight.  I have worked with two men that have used a beard for this very purpose.

[Bloodfart]

Seems like where ever I drag the razor accross hair will inevitably sprout up. 

[SwiftCat]

Seems like where ever I drag the razor accross hair will inevitably sprout up.

I dare you to shave your eyelids.

[SabiNation]

1. Itchy
2. Especially itchy when sleeping
3. gf doesn't like it


Mine also comes in red...which is just bullshit cuz I ain't no Ging

EDIT: (No offense, @Ging)

[pissclams]

There  is good one on the front line I'm watching

what a great episode, one i've been waiting for, for a long time.  parts 3 and 4 next week...