Cake Thread

[KCFDcat]

Really like their music.

They're great live too, btw.

[Bloodfart]

Moist.

My sister in law used to make cakes for a living.  Her cakes are so moist that you have to eat them right away.  Weird stuff starts to happen if you wait too long.  Her frosting is awsome as well.   

[AppleJack]

Too much icing will ruin a cake. Simply ruin it.

[Cartierfor3]

Too much icing will ruin a cake. Simply ruin it. isn't really a big deal, because if you like a lot of icing, you're really happy, and if you don't, you can scrape some off and eat less icing on previously mentioned piece of cake.  I guess its better to have too much icing than not enough, because everyone will be able to enjoy the cake the way they like it.  Really the best of both worlds!

FYP, you are welcome!

[Rage Against the McKee]

also cupcakes.  all kinds.

I don't really know what I'm talking about and probably should stop posting in this thread.

[Cartierfor3]

also cupcakes.  all kinds.

I don't really know what I'm talking about and probably should stop posting in this thread.

pffffffffttttttttt.  I might not be able to break down the weaknesses of Oklahoma's defense, I'll leave that to _Fan, I might not know that much about credit cards, I'll leave that to Steve Dave, I might not have banged over 60 chicks, I'll leave that to Beems, but I know cake man.  I know cake.  Don't even.

[_33]

Pie cake.

[Trim]

[Rage Against the McKee]

also cupcakes.  all kinds.

I don't really know what I'm talking about and probably should stop posting in this thread.

pffffffffttttttttt.  I might not be able to break down the weaknesses of Oklahoma's defense, I'll leave that to _Fan, I might not know that much about credit cards, I'll leave that to Steve Dave, I might not have banged over 60 chicks, I'll leave that to Beems, but I know cake man.  I know cake.  Don't even.

Sorry, that was kind of mean, but a good cupcake is pretty tough to beat. Maybe you just haven't had a good cupcake.

[Cartierfor3]

also cupcakes.  all kinds.

I don't really know what I'm talking about and probably should stop posting in this thread.

pffffffffttttttttt.  I might not be able to break down the weaknesses of Oklahoma's defense, I'll leave that to _Fan, I might not know that much about credit cards, I'll leave that to Steve Dave, I might not have banged over 60 chicks, I'll leave that to Beems, but I know cake man.  I know cake.  Don't even.

Sorry, that was kind of mean, but a good cupcake is pretty tough to beat. Maybe you just haven't had a good cupcake.

I have had many good cupcakes, and they leave me wishing "Hey, instead of a small, bite sized version of this, I wish I had a giant piece of it to shove in my face."  A good cupcake leaves me wanting a great full-sized cake.

[Rams]

also cupcakes.  all kinds.

I don't really know what I'm talking about and probably should stop posting in this thread.

pffffffffttttttttt.  I might not be able to break down the weaknesses of Oklahoma's defense, I'll leave that to _Fan, I might not know that much about credit cards, I'll leave that to Steve Dave, I might not have banged over 60 chicks, I'll leave that to Beems, but I know cake man.  I know cake.  Don't even.

Sorry, that was kind of mean, but a good cupcake is pretty tough to beat. Maybe you just haven't had a good cupcake.

I have had many good cupcakes, and they leave me wishing "Hey, instead of a small, bite sized version of this, I wish I had a giant piece of it to shove in my face."  A good cupcake leaves me wanting a great full-sized cake.

"hey, that was a great rough ridin' cupcake I just noshed whilst casually walking around chatting and doing whatever the eff I wanted since I didn't need a fork or plate.  I think I'll wander back over and grab another."  it's not that hard cf3.  it's just not.

[Cartierfor3]

Well played Rams.  Well played. 

[CNS]

Rams, I don't eat cupcakes very often at all, but my experience is that it is completely impossible to eat one w/o getting it on your face.  Especially with how out of control the ppl who are in charge of icing are these days.  How is this better in a social setting than one of those small plates and a fork?

[Rage Against the McKee]

I usually put my cupcake on a small plate and eat it with a fork.

[Rams]

Rams, I don't eat cupcakes very often at all, but my experience is that it is completely impossible to eat one w/o getting it on your face.  Especially with how out of control the ppl who are in charge of icing are these days.  How is this better in a social setting than one of those small plates and a fork?

you have 2 hands.  the one without the cupcake should be holding a napkin and a drink.

I usually put my cupcake on a small plate and eat it with a fork.

i can't help you.

[Rage Against the McKee]

i can't help you.

You don't need to. There's no frosting on this face.

[CNS]

Rams, I don't eat cupcakes very often at all, but my experience is that it is completely impossible to eat one w/o getting it on your face.  Especially with how out of control the ppl who are in charge of icing are these days.  How is this better in a social setting than one of those small plates and a fork?

you have 2 hands.  the one without the cupcake should be holding a napkin and a drink.

I don't know.  It almost sounds like you are endorsing getting icing all over your face.  Maybe if the cupcakes were smaller and you could reasonably maneuver them.  I mean, the avg iced cupcake is like 3.33 x taller than the avg mouth can open.  The math just doesn't work.  And if your response is just shove, then follow with a well timed wipe, well....I just can't get behind that. 

[MakeItRain]

That song by Sir Mix-a-lot Cakeboy.  Man that sucked.

Great song.  "his hair's all nice and wavy, but mine is nappy so you call me crazy" "he ain't a man he's a straight up cake boy up to no good"

[Saulbadguy]

Moist.

opcat?

[reidrolled]

I am surprised Ging hasn't chimed in yet ......


oooohhhhh this is a cAke thread. my bad, you guys

[Bloodfart]

Rams GTFOOMF with this cupcake bullshit.   Cupcakes aren't even in the same area code as cakes.  They are half dried up balls of meh.   

[SwiftCat]

carrot cake. cheesecake.  boston creme pie (not really a pie). chocolate sheet cake (with vanilla ice cream or tall glass of milk).

Wow, nailed it. We should share a slice sometime.

[Trim]

Moist.

opcat?

[kim carnes]

Moist.

My sister in law used to make cakes for a living.  Her cakes are so moist that you have to eat them right away.  Weird stuff starts to happen if you wait too long.  Her frosting is awsome as well.   

 

[p1k3]

also cupcakes.  all kinds.

I don't really know what I'm talking about and probably should stop posting in this thread.

pffffffffttttttttt.  I might not be able to break down the weaknesses of Oklahoma's defense, I'll leave that to _Fan, I might not know that much about credit cards, I'll leave that to Steve Dave, I might not have banged over 60 chicks, I'll leave that to Beems, but I know cake man.  I know cake.  Don't even.

I bet you couldnt tell me why chlorinated low protein (soft) white winter wheat flour is used in high ratio cakes, biscuits, and other pastries. But ill leave that to other elite food industry KSU Cat people