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Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« on: April 19, 2012, 06:34:18 AM »
Never been.  Things I'm worried about:  1)  my personal safety, 2) offending the locals because of my own ignorance, 3) missing out on the best place to fist pump my face off.


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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 06:38:00 AM »
Stay off the busses.

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 06:43:31 AM »
We planned on taking a sherut from the airport, and then renting a car to see Jerusalem and the Dead Sea.  But once we're back in Tel Aviv just use public transport or taxi.

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 07:28:07 AM »
would like to go some time.  I'll wait for them to put in a disney park though. 

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 08:15:06 AM »
be judicious when selecting a beach to lounge on.  other than that, have fun! 


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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 08:26:34 AM »
Tel Aviv has some of the best pulled pork in the world.
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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 08:29:34 AM »
Find the first shop that sells sufganiyot and enjoy.

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 09:49:48 AM »
be judicious when selecting a beach to lounge on.  other than that, have fun!

Staying at the Hilton when we're in Tel Aviv.  Good beach?

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 10:16:37 AM »
be judicious when selecting a beach to lounge on.  other than that, have fun!

Staying at the Hilton when we're in Tel Aviv.  Good beach?
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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 10:17:36 AM »
don't go to any weddings or cafe's.

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 11:33:51 AM »
Israel is safer than Kansas City.  Seriously.  The Beach in Tel Aviv is really nice and the people are all way cool. 

If you have time its worth it to climb Masada near the dead sea, especially if you leave early so you can be on top before sunrise.  Sunrise on top of Masada overlooking the dead sea is pretty amazing. 

In Jerusalem, take the Western Wall Tunnel Tour, one of the coolest things you can do.  http://english.thekotel.org/VisitorInfo.asp?id=2, also, visit the Wall at the beginning of Shabbat if you are there on a Friday night, also worth the experience. 

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 12:57:08 PM »
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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2012, 04:19:48 PM »
How was this trip anyway?

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Re: Any Tel Aviv pro tips?
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 04:34:22 PM »
It is impossible to find a really boss gym there.