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Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« on: April 18, 2012, 03:39:48 PM »
..Or You Never Got Off Your Ass and Someone Else Invented It.

I invented adjustable measuring spoons years before I ever saw one in the store.

I invented pizza with the entire crust area filled with nacho cheese. I ate the original, but 6 months later Domino's actually released an identical product.

I invented Turntable.FM 6 months before I had heard of it and 4 months after it was launched.


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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2012, 04:08:21 PM »
weather radar maps on phones before smartphones

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2012, 04:29:13 PM »
Remember that KStateo song?

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2012, 05:19:04 PM »
I had Jurassic Park in outline form when I was like 12.
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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2012, 05:42:52 PM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 07:14:42 PM »
speech-to-text text messaging
sending voicemail w/o actually calling recipient
smart phone with large storage capacity that could be docked to a keyboard and monitor
motorcycle helmets with rear-facing camera and HUD

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 07:27:17 PM »
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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2012, 07:35:30 PM »
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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2012, 08:04:44 PM »
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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2012, 08:58:20 PM »
"Basketball" - James Naismith

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2012, 09:02:24 PM »
I invented the spladle by accident at 6 years of age.  Then found out it was an actual leagal wrestling move after joining the middle school wrestling team. 

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2012, 10:14:19 PM »
I know a tuck who invented the tv remote that beeps when lost by pressing a button on the tv.

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 06:41:02 AM »
existentialism

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Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 10:32:56 PM »
Don't steal this: I just invented platforms for your feet to use while shitting on the toilet to increase your angle of attack. This has many amazing benefits.

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2012, 02:51:10 AM »
existentialism

I "invented" consensus reality my freshman year. My English teacher said it was nonsense. The way I wrote about it probably was.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2012, 03:15:37 AM »
reading books on an electric device. yep, thought of this as a kid.

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2012, 09:35:44 AM »
I invented the greeting cards that allow you to record a personal message that plays back when opened. Unfortunately Big Greeting Card was able to tap into my thoughts with their mind reading machines and steal my concept.

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2012, 10:47:28 AM »
Imagining ? inventing
:adios:

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2012, 11:14:51 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(probability_theory)

I was disappointed when I found out it does not work.

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2012, 05:28:10 PM »
reading books on an electric device. yep, thought of this as a kid.

no.  tom hanks character invented this on Big. 

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2012, 11:58:51 AM »
I remember being 12 and talking with my parents and cousin about how listening to music changed (Vinyl > 8 track > tape > CD). I predicted one day we'd have little cubes that we would just plug headphones into.  :sdeek:

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2012, 12:11:08 PM »
I invented a K-State wine rack.

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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2012, 01:50:09 PM »
I tried to turn a Mitch Hedberg bit into a business.  I would always get pissed when I'd get a receipt for something that cost $.78 or less, plus, you never find receipts you actually use.  I wanted to find a way to have all receipts automatically sent to online/mobile banking, so you'd always have them, but you wouldn't be given a paper and ink statement.

Turns out there are like 10 aps that do that  :dubious:

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Re: Things You Invented but Turned Out It Already Existed...
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2012, 02:03:51 PM »
I invented a contact solution to use when you run out of contact solution. Your eyes will look like they're on fire ( :love: ), but it's very affective.