Practice

[wabash909]

"Guys make sure you pick up a gatorade and a candy bar over there on your way out.  Jordan just take one this time!"   

Is it time to go to McDonald's yet coach?

No JO, it's only halftime.

 

[kso_FAN]

"Guys make sure you pick up a gatorade and a candy bar over there on your way out.  Jordan just take one this time!"   

Is it time to go to McDonald's yet coach?

No JO, it's only halftime. 

Simple solution, have Freddie's open up on the OOD concourse and install frozen chicken nuggets tubes down to the lockerroom.

BOOM!

[wabash909]

Step 1: Eliminate cursing.

Step 2: Join Deb's Ladycats in mandatory "Chapel" before every game.

[ChiComCat]

The commercial pretty much writes itself. We lose a heartbreaker in Ames and are bussing it back, team is silent and looks dejected. Weber knows he must raise their spirits. Its late, but in the distance, oscar spots the friendly lights of a DQ. He whispers for the driver to turn in. JO is sad with his head leaning up against the window, he glances up and realizes where they're going. As the sign reflects in the window, his eyes widen. A childlike smile begins to form. The team piles off the bus, cheerily talking for the first time. The friendly locals are talking to the players. The manager tells Weber good game. Weber is distracted picking out his blizzard flavor, however, and it is unclear if he heard him.

This is repeated for Lawrence, stillwater, Norman, Waco, and Lubbock

[LickNeckey]

now that's a feller i can cheer fer

[Dugout DickStone]

The commercial pretty much writes itself. We lose a heartbreaker in Ames and are bussing it back, team is silent and looks dejected. Weber knows he must raise their spirits. Its late, but in the distance, oscar spots the friendly lights of a DQ. He whispers for the driver to turn in. JO is sad with his head leaning up against the window, he glances up and realizes where they're going. As the sign reflects in the window, his eyes widen. A childlike smile begins to form. The team piles off the bus, cheerily talking for the first time. The friendly locals are talking to the players. The manager tells Weber good game. Weber is distracted picking out his blizzard flavor, however, and it is unclear if he heard him.  Angel shyly approaches Weber.  "What's the matter, Andy" Weber asks, "it's just one game..."
Angel replies, "it's not the game coach, I want to get both butterfinger and Heath in my blizzard, is that ok?"
"Sure thing, Enrique, you can even add hydrox!"
(gives Angel a noogie)

This is repeated for Lawrence, stillwater, Norman, Waco, and Lubbock

[LickNeckey]

i'm so glad that Weber wasn't here at the same time as Jamar.

Jamar never would have got ice cream cause all of his cussing and stuff.

[catzacker]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle. 

[wabash909]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

Yes.  I already miss the Dobermans.  It's too bad our AD had to put them down.

[ChiComCat]

Remember all the quotes from opposing coaches that kept saying "the most physical team we'll play all year" or the like.  I loved those a lot.

[LickNeckey]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

 

[TheCatFanSpeaks]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

Yeah, 'zacker, me too.  Me too.

[michigancat]

The commercial pretty much writes itself. We lose a heartbreaker in Ames and are bussing it back, team is silent and looks dejected. Weber knows he must raise their spirits. Its late, but in the distance, oscar spots the friendly lights of a DQ. He whispers for the driver to turn in. JO is sad with his head leaning up against the window, he glances up and realizes where they're going. As the sign reflects in the window, his eyes widen. A childlike smile begins to form. The team piles off the bus, cheerily talking for the first time. The friendly locals are talking to the players. The manager tells Weber good game. Weber is distracted picking out his blizzard flavor, however, and it is unclear if he heard him.  Angel shyly approaches Weber.  "What's the matter, Andy" Weber asks, "it's just one game..."
Angel replies, "it's not the game coach, I want to get both butterfinger and Heath in my blizzard, is that ok?"
"Sure thing, Enrique, you can even add hydrox!"
(gives Angel a noogie)

This is repeated for Lawrence, stillwater, Norman, Waco, and Lubbock

Like, I loved this, and I was kind of happy for a while, and then I read this:

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle. 

[chum1]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

gay

[steve dave]

 

[catzacker]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

gay

sometimes it feels good, though.

[kim carnes]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

Yes.  I already miss the Dobermans.  It's too bad our AD had to put them down.

You are a tool.

[wabash909]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

Yes.  I already miss the Dobermans.  It's too bad our AD had to put them down.

You are a tool.

Kim, I'm about ready to choke your stupid face.  Keep it up.

[kim carnes]

Not to be nostalgic or rewrite my personal opinion on frank, but I think I’m going to miss whatever it was that frank coached into his players.  Like, call it toughness or call it effort, I dunno, but there’s something that, collectively, the team does that makes up for its shortcomings.  I read what someone who makes me uncomfortable is saying and I imagine that other “coaches” would think the same thing when they watch us (either on film or in person).  They think, “man, these guys don’t shoot all that well, don’t really have the best footwork, can’t really handle the ball all that well (or only a select few can can), and they over defend on the perimeter, all we have to do is….”   And then we freaking play you and  you are left wondering how you lost.  It’s like, if you’re a Doberman, be a Doberman.  If you’re a poodle, be a poodle.

Yes.  I already miss the Dobermans.  It's too bad our AD had to put them down.

You are a tool.

Kim, I'm about ready to choke your stupid face.  Keep it up.

Frank Martin rough ridin' quit.  What part of that don't you understand?

[420seriouscat69]

Kim, your mom quit on you. How did that feel?

[kim carnes]

Kim, your mom quit on you. How does that feel?

Not good

[420seriouscat69]

Kim, your mom quit on you. How does that feel?

Not good

 

[CNS]

Kim, your mom quit on you. How does that feel?

Not good

 

My god, you guys are practically begging the goEMAW Director of Poster Relations to get involved in this one.

Fanning may need some sensitivity training.

[steve dave]

does it make you feel tough to say things like that fanning?  what would oscar say?  he'd say, "fanning, you need to apologize to kim, that's not how friends treat one another.  let's get some pie a la mode."

[OK_Cat]

Kim, your mom quit on you. How does that feel?

Not good

 

goEMAW Dumbass #1 - tell goEMAW Dumbass #2 that you're sorry for being a dumbass.

goEMAW Dumbass #2 - sorry that your mom left you.  Hope it wasn't AIDS or cancer or something.