The official oscar Pearl talking points thread

[p1k3]

Anyone remember a few years back oscar marched right into Memphis and put a clown suit on Cal? I mean, who does that?

[SkinnyBenny]

I am not kidding when I say there is only one person I want for this job and it is oscar Pearl. Anything else will be a goddamn failure.

[star seed 7]

I am not kidding when I say there is only one person I want for this job and it is oscar Pearl. Anything else will be a goddamn failure.

i'm not gonna lie that i had any idea who oscar pearl was before the last few days, but i just watched some highlights of tenn on youtube and i'm firmly in your camp now.

no wonder that guy can recruit, who wouldn't want a coach like that.

eff you tucks for not realizing this.

[pissclams]

ok guys here's the scoop- i talked to my buddy who owns one of those airplane banner flying companies and he's agreed to fly a giant (think huge) "HIRE PEARL" banner over campus everyday next week for 2 hours for free (he's big time EMAW).

the question for you guys is this, what are the best two hours to do it?  must be consecutive hours!!  help me out EMAW, tell me when is best!!!

[That_Guy]

ok guys here's the scoop- i talked to my buddy who owns one of those airplane banner flying companies and he's agreed to fly a giant (think huge) "HIRE PEARL" banner over campus everyday next week for 2 hours for free (he's big time EMAW).

the question for you guys is this, what are the best two hours to do it?  must be consecutive hours!!  help me out EMAW, tell me when is best!!!

 

Eh, idk necessarily. Maybe 11-1?? 

[jaa1025]

ok guys here's the scoop- i talked to my buddy who owns one of those airplane banner flying companies and he's agreed to fly a giant (think huge) "HIRE PEARL" banner over campus everyday next week for 2 hours for free (he's big time EMAW).

the question for you guys is this, what are the best two hours to do it?  must be consecutive hours!!  help me out EMAW, tell me when is best!!!

OMFG Brilliant. 11-1pm? IDK...just thinking lunch time everyone moving around to come or go to lunch.

[Buttons]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

[SwiftCat]

Good work micat.

[jaa1025]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

Awesome! Needs more purple, OOD signs and Powercats so people subconsciously think Pearl and KSU as the same.

[p1k3]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

you sir are a true emaw

[SwiftCat]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

I think the official hashtag was #Pearl4KSU

So maybe change #teamPEARL to that?

[SkinnyBenny]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

Good stuff. Only suggestion I really have on content (other than to make pages with awesome pictures/videos of Pearl) relates to the copy. We want this to look like a professional site, and as such, a professional site must abide by correct spelling rules. Therefore, change "SLEEZEBALL" to the correct "SLEAZEBALL", and change "oscar Mother rough ridin' Pearl" to "oscar Motherfucking Pearl."

Other than that.....

[D-FRED-BROWN]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

I think the official hashtag was #Pearl4KSU

So maybe change #teamPEARL to that?

will do.

[SkinnyBenny]

Quick first draft of website up:  http://hirebrucepearl.com/

HIBPIQ posters pm with non-ugly ideas.

I think the official hashtag was #Pearl4KSU

So maybe change #teamPEARL to that?

Don't think we ever decided. I posed the question a bit earlier but I don't think it was answered. I'm good with either, I guess, though a quick search on Twitter.com brings up a bunch of #teamPEARL stuff that doesn't seem to be related to oscar Pearl. So maybe #Pearl4KSU would be more definitive?

[Buttons]

Agree with #Pearl4KSU - will swap out image when available.

[_33]

Yes #Pearl4KSU

[SkinnyBenny]

Also, I didn't quite get this line. Is it supposed to be frat-partying?

Is Currie a pasty frat-parting resume builder?

[SkinnyBenny]

#Pearl4KSU it is.

[Buttons]

Also, I didn't quite get this line. Is it supposed to be frat-partying?

Is Currie a pasty frat-parting resume builder?

 

Changed to partying.

MichCat - edit your copy. 

[CHONGS]

no its parting dumbasses

[Buttons]

no its parting dumbasses

Ahh: parting the Red Sea of frats.   

[Dugout DickStone]

rusty, i love you.  but don't make me believe this.  i can't do it to myself.

GO MAKE IT HAPPEN

Eddie Foglers just don't grow on trees and Currie and Shultz are entirely too straight laced to even consider him.  If oscar had no Show Claws, it would be a no brainer for Currie. 

I mean, I never thought Weiser would ever consider Huggins...and he didn't...it took Fogler CONVINCING him to....I mean, Huggins was the first guy I wanted and Weiser's dumbass said he wasn't even considering Huggins.  And that's Weiser.  Currie's ass is much tighter.  Even if Currie gets desperate he won't hire him. 

I agree that Pearl is extremely attainable and would crawl to get this job.  I agree that the "sanctions" are pure window dressing and wouldn't be all that restrictive.  But not with this AD.  He just doesn't have it in him to make this hire.

An AD fighting for his life and future career would probably take this gamble.

[D-FRED-BROWN]

[yoga-like_abana]

this seems like a lot of work rusty, what gives?

[j-dub]

this seems like a lot of work rusty, what gives?

insert emaw for music and this pretty much covers it.