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Re: BITB
« Reply #425 on: May 31, 2014, 02:22:41 AM »
Guys true story. Stan had a squirrel stuck in his roof, and Ron Buck came over and organized the effort to remove that rough ridin' squirrel.


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More interesting was this nugget:

BITB: "Stan you ever played air guitar in your whole life?"
Stan: "No, no Kevin, I never have"

stan is a liar. a... rough ridin' liar

I believe it.

i don't.  not for a minute.  not for a second.  not for a millisecond.  not for a nanosecond.
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Re: BITB
« Reply #426 on: May 31, 2014, 02:25:44 AM »
Guys true story. Stan had a squirrel stuck in his roof, and Ron Buck came over and organized the effort to remove that rough ridin' squirrel.


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More interesting was this nugget:

BITB: "Stan you ever played air guitar in your whole life?"
Stan: "No, no Kevin, I never have"

stan is a liar. a... rough ridin' liar

I believe it.

i don't.  not for a minute.  not for a second.  not for a millisecond.  not for a nanosecond.

okay, cool.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #427 on: May 31, 2014, 02:28:43 AM »
maybe stan had some ram overflow and he doesn't remember it or something, but there is no way a 40+ yr old man has never air guitared.
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Re: BITB
« Reply #428 on: May 31, 2014, 02:36:13 AM »
maybe stan had some ram overflow and he doesn't remember it or something, but there is no way a 40+ yr old man has never air guitared.

bullshit.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #429 on: May 31, 2014, 02:37:17 AM »
stan looks like a stick in the mud.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #430 on: May 31, 2014, 02:38:52 AM »
stan looks like a stick in the mud.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #431 on: May 31, 2014, 06:49:47 AM »
Playing air guitar doesn't compute with Stanbot.  This should surprise no one.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #432 on: May 31, 2014, 10:47:03 AM »
If it's not necessary Stanbot doesn't do it.
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Re: BITB
« Reply #433 on: May 31, 2014, 10:52:50 AM »
If it's not necessary Stanbot doesn't do it.

that's steve dave level efficiency  :surprised:
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Re: BITB
« Reply #434 on: June 02, 2014, 10:09:10 AM »

WTF is wrong with Stan that he calls a roofer about a squirrel prob?   :lol:

That Ron Buck sounds like one awesome son of bitch.


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Re: BITB
« Reply #435 on: June 02, 2014, 04:22:51 PM »
Squirrel whisperer, apparently 

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Re: BITB
« Reply #436 on: June 03, 2014, 08:57:20 PM »

Squirrel whisperer, apparently

He's like a Nazi general, but for squirrels.  Sure, he'll round them up and "deal" with them, but don't expect him to get his hands dirty.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #437 on: January 12, 2015, 03:30:35 PM »
For those of you Frank fans, he's on 810 right now. He's been on for awhile, so you can probably get it later on the site today. Have fun.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #438 on: January 12, 2015, 05:36:08 PM »
I bet he didn't have a take on fosters tude

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Re: BITB
« Reply #439 on: January 12, 2015, 05:38:14 PM »
I bet he didn't have a take on fosters tude
He never mentioned K-State, but he did talk about past players tho. BITB tried to make a case to Frank that the SEC might be better than the Big 12 this year.  :lol:

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« Reply #440 on: January 12, 2015, 06:44:48 PM »
Sadly for me, a huge Fightin Cocks fan. I fear another SEC loss or two, and Frank is going to come unhinged.

What's even more sad, is that just a few weeks ago on his call inn show, Frank sounded so happy.   


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« Reply #441 on: January 12, 2015, 06:46:03 PM »

Sadly for me, a huge Fightin Cocks fan. I fear another SEC loss or two, and Frank is going to come unhinged.

What's even more sad, is that just a few weeks ago on his call inn show, Frank sounded so happy.   

At least you didn't make some silly fulcrum post. Sheesh.

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« Reply #442 on: January 12, 2015, 06:47:46 PM »

Sadly for me, a huge Fightin Cocks fan. I fear another SEC loss or two, and Frank is going to come unhinged.

What's even more sad, is that just a few weeks ago on his call inn show, Frank sounded so happy.   

At least you didn't make some silly fulcrum post. Sheesh.

What's a fulcrum post?  Is that something you did?  Oh yeah . . . dumb.


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Re: BITB
« Reply #443 on: January 12, 2015, 11:05:32 PM »
Why does Kiets keep interviewing Martin?  Does he have some purple willie basketball boner for Martin?  I don't see him calling up ol' Roy alum of KU.   The past was good, but it is gone; flushed, spread on the field by the manure spreader of life.  Weber is our man and this team is starting to sky rocket.  I listened to 810 today,  and the only turd chucking at KSU came from Between The Lines.  If I stil had a dog I would have let him whizz on my radio and the voice of this pompous runt.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #444 on: January 12, 2015, 11:24:37 PM »
Why does Kiets keep interviewing Martin?  Does he have some purple willie basketball boner for Martin?  I don't see him calling up ol' Roy alum of KU.   The past was good, but it is gone; flushed, spread on the field by the manure spreader of life.  Weber is our man and this team is starting to sky rocket.  I listened to 810 today,  and the only turd chucking at KSU came from Between The Lines.  If I stil had a dog I would have let him whizz on my radio and the voice of this pompous runt.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #445 on: January 13, 2015, 01:10:58 AM »
Why does Kiets keep interviewing Martin?  Does he have some purple willie basketball boner for Martin?  I don't see him calling up ol' Roy alum of KU.   The past was good, but it is gone; flushed, spread on the field by the manure spreader of life.  Weber is our man and this team is starting to sky rocket.  I listened to 810 today,  and the only turd chucking at KSU came from Between The Lines.  If I stil had a dog I would have let him whizz on my radio and the voice of this pompous runt.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #446 on: January 13, 2015, 07:31:27 AM »
maybe stan had some ram overflow and he doesn't remember it or something, but there is no way a 40+ yr old man has never air guitared.

Stan is 50+

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Re: BITB
« Reply #447 on: January 13, 2015, 08:08:52 AM »
Yeah he's actually over 60

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Re: BITB
« Reply #448 on: January 13, 2015, 08:36:38 AM »

Yeah he's actually over 60

No, he's probably about 53.

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Re: BITB
« Reply #449 on: January 13, 2015, 08:41:40 AM »
stan's enthusiasm for kansas state is unparalleled.  just kidding, there's a ton of people who love the cats because it's so great to be a cat.


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