was asked to a school dance in greensburg, had a lovely time.
Silk shirt? Tie? Why yes, I will gladly be one of the only freshman douches dancing all over your school with all of your ladies because I'm from a faraway big city ('ta burbs) and I'm stunning and exotic, and no goddamn it that is not mouthwash that I spit all over my brand new silk tie because I didn't yet know to hold it tight to my chest when gurgling and then spitting mouthwash, jfc, let's grind! Pump up the jams you farmers daughters! Silk rough ridin' shirt!