I'll bet he was a little crap kid growing up who would tattle on people and nobody would hang out with him. It made him bitter and so he dreamed of one day being in compliance so he could get everyone back. I would've kicked your ass on the playground Jamie!
I bet he didn't tell the teacher, skipped telling the principal and just called the cops. "Hey, Officer Smith, we have a kid who just pushed another kid. Yeah, on the playground by the swingset. Ooohhh, I dunno, 3'6", maybe 3'7", brown hair, red Power Rangers shirt, white Nikes that you velcro. Last time I saw him he was headed toward the monkey bars. Okay, see you soon".