My bro and his wife are KU grads and big fans of those jayhawks. We had a funeral for grandma last month so we were all feeling "life is short" stuff, so Mrs. Rex and I went to St Louis with them and got us all tickets/rooms for the weekend. There was lots of drinking involved each night, and at some point liquor and beer were mixed. Mrs Rexbro didn't take that well. At first, it was cute, super outgoing stuff, including crashing a private room at the Hilton rooftop bar rented by a bunch of Arab dudes from Canada. The first dude trotted out the "toto" line, and Mrs. Rexbro immediately swatted that weak tot action with a scathing Niagara falls stereotype response. She then announced she was leaving, took a bow, and puked on his shoes.
Similar events transpired on Sunday, and thus a tradition of preparing for a KU game by putting a Canadian in their place and puking was born, because KU won both times that weekend. Like a champ, she carried it out from SEK on Saturday, although she had to substitute a Dakotan (Arab Canadians being harder to come across in that area). However, she got lazy and counted her daughter puking, and it all fell apart.
In short, when I was upset about this last week's developments and was ignoring everyone's calls, she sent me a text that said "Sorry to hear about Currie hiring Weber and Martin leaving and Spradling staying. They are all douches. TSC."
