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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2012, 12:35:35 AM »
Couldn't we just have like Shalee Lehning coach the team for a lot less money?  I would most definitely go to a lot more games if Shalee was coaching.
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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #126 on: March 21, 2012, 12:49:15 AM »
Couldn't we just have like Shalee Lehning coach the team for a lot less money?  I would most definitely go to a lot more games if Shalee was coaching.

I'd buy season tickets if Shalee coached in a bikini

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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #127 on: March 21, 2012, 01:22:34 AM »
Both the KU men and the KU women are in the Sweet Sixteen.  Another day, another milestone in the life of beems. 


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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #128 on: March 21, 2012, 01:32:29 AM »
Couldn't we just have like Shalee Lehning coach the team for a lot less money?  I would most definitely go to a lot more games if Shalee was coaching.

I'd buy season tickets if Shalee coached in a bikini

With the money we would save by not payin Deb we could sign a contract with the Manhattan Cosmotoligy College to make sure that Shalee is always done up so she could be KSU 's own Sherri Cole.
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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #129 on: March 21, 2012, 02:44:52 AM »
Both the KU men and the KU women are in the Sweet Sixteen.  Another day, another milestone in the life of beems. 


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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #130 on: March 21, 2012, 08:21:30 AM »
Couldn't we just have like Shalee Lehning coach the team for a lot less money?  I would most definitely go to a lot more games if Shalee was coaching.

I'd buy season tickets if Shalee coached in a bikini

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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #131 on: March 21, 2012, 08:38:16 AM »
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncw/news/story?id=4710051

i had no idea. this is a crime.

I'll bet she thinks she deserves it, god bless her heart.

You go, Deb!

Is she single?  I wonder if she would think I am her type? :fingerscrossed:

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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #132 on: March 21, 2012, 09:39:01 AM »


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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #133 on: March 21, 2012, 09:47:46 AM »
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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #134 on: March 21, 2012, 09:59:57 AM »


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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #135 on: March 21, 2012, 10:13:27 AM »
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Women's basketball is useless, the lesbian makes too much money

Ooooohhhhhh so edgy.  Some of you are more tuckish than you're willing to see.

Bonnie Hendrickson at KU currently makes $635,000 per year.  In 2009, she got paid $1.8 million, about $1.3 million of which was a bonus for making it through five years without getting fired for cause.  Poor performance is not considered cause.  She never made the NCAA tournament until this year as an 11 seed.  Here are her Big 12 coaching records:

2005:  5-11
2006:  5-11
2007:  4-12
2008:  4-12
2009:  6-10
2010:  5-11
2011:  6-10
2012:  8-10

Would you believe she got an extension, bonus, and pay raise in 2009?  We are living the high-life over here compared to those suffering through 8 years of Bonnie-Ball and genuinely overpaying for it.   



Bonnie has been plagued with injuries her entire time at KU, and has improved the program on a year-to-year basis since taking over.  The process has been slow, but KU was doing really well this year until our best player (Caroline Davis) went out with an ACL injury.  We play Delaware in the NCAA tournament tomorrow, so I'd say our season has been just as good as K-State's.  I doubt we'll set an NCAA record for lowest point total in an NCAA tournament game.

Deb's a good coach, no doubt.  All she has to do is beat KU and make the post season, and she'll have a lifetime contract.  That's pretty much the standard for every single head coach in K-State's athletic department.  Forget championships.  Just beat KU and don't miss the post season and K-State fans will be content.

Dude, outside of men's basketball you just described the entire ku athletic department.  Beat KSU/MU, no one will show up, don't say too much stupid stuff, wash, rinse, repeat.

Gill got canned because he couldn't beat us.


Gill got canned because he couldn't beat anybody.  Outside of that, I agree with you, friend.

bill self could have sex with bonnie at halftime of a wbb game covered in oil right on top of that gigantic jayhawk and you could explain it beems.  bitb.

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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #136 on: March 21, 2012, 10:59:13 AM »
Couldn't we just have like Shalee Lehning coach the team for a lot less money?  I would most definitely go to a lot more games if Shalee was coaching.

I'd buy season tickets if Shalee coached in a bikini

rumblings speedo will provide all uniforms when nike deal ends

http://www.google.com/search?q=beach+volleyball+uniforms&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7GGLJ_enUS319&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=e9VpT-vnHaHy0gHKgd2TCQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CGMQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=571

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I'm good with this as long as HC Lehning gets the memo that we're only recruiting attractive players. Don't think anybody wants to see a Brittney Greiner in a speedo.

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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #137 on: March 21, 2012, 11:04:06 AM »
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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #138 on: March 21, 2012, 11:51:36 AM »
Joda, masso, and meatgeek tucking it in deep

In my defense v. Rainmaker, I didn't make any suggestions involving pre-game tunnel dances.
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Re: Deb Patterson just lost a tourney game by 50 points, do you care?
« Reply #139 on: March 21, 2012, 09:06:19 PM »
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