Run in with Syracuse fans

[mocat]

As I was working at the local grocery store the other day here in my hometown, a little boy walked through my line. He was wearing a Syracuse Orange shirt. I felt an extreme rush of hatred towards the boy so I asked him, "Hey there, are you a Syracuse fan?" He responded, "Yes, and they are going to beat the crap out of your pussy Wildcats!" This sent me over the edge. I raced around the counter, picked the boy up over my shoulder, and carried him to the bathroom where I gave him a massive swirly.

Everyone's already heard that story, Luke-KSU 

[Dr Rick Daris]

my garbage man is a huge syracuse fan, alumni, etc. the whole thing. today is trash day. i went to the neighbors yard (they have a golden retriever) and used a newspaper to pick up a big golden retriever turd. then i walked over to my trashcan and smeared it on the handle, went inside and waited for the trashpeople to come. when they came the guy just quickly grabbed the trash without even looking and got a huge handful of golden retriever fesces. "in your face you rough ridin' loser" is what i yelled at him through my open living room window. he looked so pissed. 

[Lucas Scoopsalot]

As I was working at the local grocery store the other day here in my hometown, a little boy walked through my line. He was wearing a Syracuse Orange shirt. I felt an extreme rush of hatred towards the boy so I asked him, "Hey there, are you a Syracuse fan?" He responded, "Yes, and they are going to beat the crap out of your pussy Wildcats!" This sent me over the edge. I raced around the counter, picked the boy up over my shoulder, and carried him to the bathroom where I gave him a massive swirly.

Everyone's already heard that story, Luke-KSU 

 

[Fuktard]

Where's fucktard when you need him?   

I raped the neighbors dog....but I imagined it was Jim Boeheim....and I imagined I was Bernie Fine.   

[Bloodfart]

Thank you.   

[Asteriskhead]

This morning while I was dropping my Southern Miss alum neighbor of at work, his El Camino is broke down again, at Spangle's where he cleans the bathrooms a middle-aged white lady in an orange shirt walked up to us and tried to sell us sex tapes of her acts with underage boys. I told her that this was a clean and wholesome Kansas institution and I took offense to her peddling smut in front of it. Then I spit in all three of her breakfast bowls and dumped her extra-value pak diet mountain dew on her head.

[the KHAN!]

So, I was in the county lock up after a wild night of drunken debauchery and I noticed everyone else had orange shirts on. Turns out there was a massive drug bust AND a pedophile sting that night. I asked the jailer if I could punt those sick fucks in the gooch. He put on his Toledo hat, unlocked the door and helped me kick every gooch there. We high fived and he paid my bail.

[EMAW SP8]

So, I was in the county lock up after a wild night of drunken debauchery and I noticed everyone else had orange shirts on. Turns out there was a massive drug bust AND a pedophile sting that night. I asked the jailer if I could punt those sick fucks in the gooch. He put on his Toledo hat, unlocked the door and helped me kick every gooch there. We high fived and he paid my bail.

   i lol'd

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I'm tracking them online

It looks like Upstate New York has the chicken pox 

[EMAWmeister]

Hey BeanTown, aren't you from Upstate NY? 

Ts and Ps.  Sexual abuse is no laughing matter.