Encouraging Words (for the team)

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Dom - Women find you extrem. attractive.  You have ridic. muscles and athletic ability.  Combine that with a great effort and there is no end to what you can do on the basketball court.  Also, remember when you made those 3's?!

Jam - Your smile can light up a dark room.  Also you can dunk a basketball.  Most people would kill for just 1 of those things.  You have both.  Remember the Texas game?!

Plz use this thread to give our team a few words of encouragement before the big game tonight.  I chose Dom and Jam because they seem to be a little down right now.  But I'm sure all of our players would appreciate a kind word.

[BostonPancake]

To the the entire team:

Quit rough ridin' up.  If you find that you are rough ridin' up repeatedly, sub yourself out and let someone else try to not eff up.

Oh, and have fun!

[Pete]

Energy, you have a ton of energy.

[Jmo]

'Grudes, my wife says you're adorable.  Now that you don't have to worry about your looks, go drain some threes and throw down some more two handed dunks.   

[Stupid Fitz]

Dom - Women find you extrem. attractive.  You have ridic. muscles and athletic ability.  Combine that with a great effort and there is no end to what you can do on the basketball court.  Also, remember when you made those 3's?!

Jam - Your smile can light up a dark room.  Also you can dunk a basketball.  Most people would kill for just 1 of those things.  You have both.  Remember the Texas game?!

Plz use this thread to give our team a few words of encouragement before the big game tonight.  I chose Dom and Jam because they seem to be a little down right now.  But I'm sure all of our players would appreciate a kind word.

Please try this more Jam.  Your attempts at reverse and MJ style layups make me 

[kso_FAN]

Denis - I love it when you play really fast, shoot transition 3s, and put up 12 foot runners.  Keep doing it!

Jake - I want to see at least 3 made 25+ footers tonight, b/c I know you can make 'em.

Dom - 2 or 3 transition dunks is fine, otherwise just hold Anderson to 20 or so.

JamSam - Just use the "back them down to 4 feet and score over them" post move.

Kelly - Keep attacking off the dribble, but don't forget you aren't a guard.

Lou - Pass and defend.  And if you feel like you've been in the game more than 2-3 minutes in one stretch, ask to be taken out.

Wally - 5-6 minutes of energy, a couple dunks, a couple most moves.  That's it.

McGrud - You can shoot and make 3s with a few dunks and trash rebounds mixed it. 

Irving - You'll get some minutes, just hit that open 3. 

[hemmy]

Team: "You will more than likely die if you don't win"

[Cartierfor3]

Jake - T Ford said he hates chicago, beards, and ipods

[kso_FAN]

Jake - T Ford said he hates chicago, beards, and ipods

And Nike shoes.

[felix rex]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

[scottwildcat]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

 

[wes mantooth]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

 

What is your basketball your treasure is, that freedom is your god, your law, such as wind speed, your only home, the manzanita.   

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Jake - T Ford said he hates chicago, beards, and ipods

And Nike shoes.

beat me to it.   

[_33]

Wally here are some comments under a youtube video of you doing your patented slam-dunk shots:

"holy crap he is about to be doing damage!!!?"

"wally dunk slicker than eel crap!!"

"!!!!!!!!!!!"

Believe in yourself.  Youtube does.

[Pexikan]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

 

What is your basketball your treasure is, that freedom is your god, your law, such as wind speed, your only home, the manzanita.   

Awesome.  "Your uncle rides a bicycle without a saddle!"

[bradleigh]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

What is your basketball your treasure is, that freedom is your god, your law, such as wind speed, your only home, the manzanita.

Well, you play as a warrior, gypsy, you run the mile corner and put many trancision three-night shouting "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" and "Start in face, Mr James Anderson!" and "scramble Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" and also to that jerk Pilgrim that "You are the son of a milkman and uglier caco heck that biting a pig!" And your uncle runs a bike without saddle!

Well put.

[AlwaysEMAW]

Kelly - Keep attacking off the dribble, but don't forget you aren't a guard.

Can we change this to "Keep attacking off the dribble if you're at least as close as the free throw line, otherwise pass it, get closer and try again."?

[CNS]

Vic, you look great where you have been.  Why change?

[Pexikan]

To team: "All of you go out there and find ways to put the ball in the basket.  Score a bunch of points and win this game!"

To Lou Colon: "Don't even fracking THINK about shooting!"

[michigancat]

this thread started about as awesomely as a thread can, and then went about as far downhill as a thread possibly can.

[WildcatNkilt]

To team: "All of you go out there and find ways to put the ball in the basket.  Score a bunch of points and win this game!"

To Lou Colon: "Don't even fracking THINK about shooting touching the ball!"

FYP

[ksu_FANw]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

 
Very happy to see  h19centuryspanishpoetryiq mixed with relevant shots across Clemente's bow. Plus with all his pirate tendencies he's sure to love it.

[felix rex]

Denis-

Que es tu baloncesto tu tesoro, que es tu dios la libertad, tu ley, la rapideza como el viento, tu única patria, la manzanita.

Pues, que jueges como un guerrero gitano, que corras a las millas de chaflán y pongas muchos tres de trancision esta noche mientras grites "Acángana, Keiton Paige!" y "Arranca en faz, Senor James Anderson!" y "Bregaste Chicky Starr, Pilgrim!" y tambien a ese pendejo Pilgrim que "Eres el hijo de un lechero caco puñeteando y más fea que una mordia de un puerco! Y tu tio corre bicicleta sin sillin!"

 
Very happy to see  h19centuryspanishpoetryiq mixed with relevant shots across Clemente's bow. Plus with all his pirate tendencies he's sure to love it.

A tip of the cap for noticing that, too (rarely get a chance to reference any Espronceda these days)

[The42Yardstick]

You gotta be players...competers

[sonofdaxjones]

Don't Lose