Author Topic: Glad we cut ties with these terrible human beings.* (Read 6475 times)

EMAWmeister · « **on:** March 15, 2012, 10:28:51 AM »

http://deadspin.com/5893559/

We're the cleanest program in the country, and among the bluest of the blue bloods. We don't need to get caught up with a thug like Curtis Malone.

*I'm really not

8manpick · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2012, 10:45:42 AM »

Quote from: article

Let's all be thankful, at least, for one thing—the team isn't called DC Manslaughter.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:03:04 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on March 15, 2012, 10:45:42 AM

Quote from: article
Let's all be thankful, at least, for one thing—the team isn't called DC Manslaughter.

Deadspin is BITB for one liners in sports articles. ESPN calls it an "altercation". Deadspin just says "some crap went down".

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:09:22 AM »

what a rough ridin' stupid thread (not surprised).

curtis malone is a saint, and the best thing to ever happen to this program. i'm sure that guy had it coming.

go away and post stupid things on other boards. thank you.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:16:26 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on March 15, 2012, 11:09:22 AM

what a rough ridin' stupid thread (not surprised).

curtis malone is a saint, and the best thing to ever happen to this program. i'm sure that guy had it coming.

go away and post stupid things on other boards. thank you.

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*I'm really not

pissclams · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:35:04 AM »

do you expect me to believe that?

oodfan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2012, 12:04:29 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on March 15, 2012, 11:09:22 AM

what a rough ridin' stupid thread (not surprised).

curtis malone is a saint, and the best thing to ever happen to this program. i'm sure that guy had it coming.

go away and post stupid things on other boards. thank you.

ManBearTurkey · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:08:35 PM »

Per @Willsommer's report, DC Assault's Curtis Malone was found with a kilo of cocaine, 100 grams of suspected heroin and a handgun.

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:21:34 PM »

MCMW.

Hopefully the guy who takes his place stops the Assault from hating KSU.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:23:03 PM »

Quote from: ManBearTurkey on August 12, 2013, 02:08:35 PM

Per @Willsommer's report, DC Assault's Curtis Malone was found with a kilo of cocaine, 100 grams of suspected heroin and a handgun.

PERSONAL USE!

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:30:53 PM »

< a QP of heroin should be a slap on the wrist

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:33:36 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 12, 2013, 02:23:03 PM

Quote from: ManBearTurkey on August 12, 2013, 02:08:35 PM
Per @Willsommer's report, DC Assault's Curtis Malone was found with a kilo of cocaine, 100 grams of suspected heroin and a handgun.

PERSONAL USE!

Someone shops at Sams!

sys · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:13:17 PM »

proves he wasn't out selling his players to universities. just hustling to help fund his youth activities programs. kind of a hero.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:14:18 PM »

Wow, the target of this wrath is who got my attention:

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DePollar claims that the assault continued after he balled up on the ground in a fetal position. DePollar told police it lasted about 90 seconds and "I wondered when it would end. .?.?. It seemed much longer. I feared for my family and myself."

What kind of FP acts like that when being confronted? You've got to act like a man to be a man.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:25:49 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 12, 2013, 03:13:17 PM

proves he wasn't out selling his players to universities. just hustling to help fund his youth activities programs. kind of a hero.

Most teams sell cookies, popcorn, or some here in downtown KC sell flowers in the medians to fund equipment and tourny fees.

Selling coke and heroin to do the same is some next level crap. No wonder Assault has been a good program to pull kids from.

Mixed-Nutz · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2013, 04:05:32 PM »

BTW, Nigel Johnson was a DC Assault player.

cork_sniffer · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2013, 04:36:24 PM »

wow.

Trim · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2013, 08:34:05 PM »

Herman???

http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/750518-malone.html#document/p1

Pett · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2013, 08:35:52 PM »

I personally want to thank the person/persons who paid for Fatima to live in MHK

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2013, 08:41:35 PM »

He wasn't messing around

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2013, 09:11:31 PM »

Quote from: ManBearTurkey on August 12, 2013, 02:08:35 PM

Per @Willsommer's report, DC Assault's Curtis Malone was found with a kilo of cocaine, 100 grams of suspected heroin and a handgun.

Not surprisingly, we weren't given the metric weight of the handgun. Pretty pud reporting

Pete · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:14:23 PM »

I wonder if anyone who posts on this board has ever engaged in casual to mid-level flirtations with Curtis and his crew over the price to secure recruits?

Havs · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:22:16 PM »

Thugs as coaches too? This is brilliant.

Trim · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:24:53 PM »

Quote from: Pete on August 12, 2013, 10:14:23 PM

I wonder if anyone who posts on this board has ever engaged in casual to mid-level flirtations with Curtis and his crew over the price to secure recruits?

Yep, CS-1.

Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:38:27 PM »

So, everyone knew that he used to sell the drugs. Why is everyone so upset now?

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2013/08/12/d-c-basketball-power-broker-curtis-malone-charged-in-drug-investigation/

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Malone, it seemed, had come a long way since 1991, when he was convicted for distributing crack cocaine.