Some info about our opponent, University of Southern Alouippi

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History/General Information: Due to the fact that none of these states have enough money to actually put one university together, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana put together one major regional university in Hattiesburg, MS (with two satellite campuses in Mobile, AL and Lafayette, LA) called the University of Southern Alouippi.

Mascot:
Here is their mascot, the USA Jaguars


(Jaguars are in South America, you dummies )

Notable alumni include:
Brett Favre
Pat Robertson
Ty Cobb
Nathan Bedford Forest
Jefferson Davis
Scottie Pippen

Here is their football stadium. For some reason they play football at their Louisiana satellite campus, which simultaneously uses the Jaguars and colloquial "Ragin Cajuns" nickname.



What a dump.

Here is their basketball stadium:


Christ guys, ever think of installing some lights?

Traditions:
Apparently their fans just chant "USA!" for the entire game, even when their players are shooting free throws. They also yell "ROLL TIDE" and "HODDY TODDY" during timeouts for no apparent reason. As we learned with our University College of Arkansas fan encounters during the Cotton Bowl, many fans in southern states have problems branding themselves with a clear identity.

Conclusions:
Garbage program with garbage fans. MiR, you should probably stay away from the arena or carry a portable rocket launcher.

[FP TC etc.]

Skinnybenny,

after some careful detective work I have discovered that is not in fact the school we are playing.  Here is a picture of one of their old basketball posters for clarification.

[Cartierfor3]

Is this what The Waterboy was based on?

[101cat]

This guy looks like he's going to rub my nipples, and attempt to force me to squeal like a pig.

I will NOT squeal like a pig, and I don't care how "purty" he thinks my mouth is. 

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