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Does your city/village/hamlet/town have a zoo?

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58 (86.6%)
No
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« on: March 11, 2012, 11:30:11 AM »
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Re: Zoo
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 11:31:32 AM »
do you mean best zoo or just zoo?  yes either way I guess. 

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 11:33:36 AM »
does it have to be within your city limits?

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 11:34:17 AM »
do you mean best zoo or just zoo?  yes either way I guess. 

rough ridin' Zoo Elitists

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 11:35:27 AM »
a zoo?  i'm really not sure, since i'm not in the 1st grade.  i guess if i wanted to be around animals i could move to a jungle and build a tatch hut to live in.  but what's the point?  roar?  no thx.  some people need to grow up and accept the fact that the only zoo you need to know about is the one you call your own life. 



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Re: Zoo
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 11:36:15 AM »
a zoo?  i'm really not sure, since i'm not in the 1st grade.  i guess if i wanted to be around animals i could move to a jungle and build a tatch hut to live in.  but what's the point?  roar?  no thx.  some people need to grow up and accept the fact that the only zoo you need to know about is the one you call your own life.

thatch, not tatch.  you would never survive in the jungle. 

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 11:36:39 AM »
does it have to be within your city limits?
in your "metroplex" would work

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 11:37:34 AM »
does it have to be within your city limits?
in your "metroplex" would work

fantastic! I just voted, chingon.

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 11:39:25 AM »
no zoo, but if someone wants to start an Ice Castle thread, I will destroy all of you

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 11:46:54 AM »
Also, I love Zoos and have a hard time believing that 'Clams wouldn't want to see this guy in person

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2012, 11:49:45 AM »
Hey 'clams, did you see that adorable Wildcat at the local zoo?  No?  Too busy grabbing some drinks at Falloons with Fanning?  I guess that sounds like fun too

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2012, 11:54:40 AM »
I prefer aquariums.
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Re: Zoo
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 11:55:08 AM »
I prefer aquariums.

my zoo has a fantastic aquarium

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 12:07:44 PM »
question for the zoo lovers, do you also like to visit prisons?  don't answer, we all already know the answer.  it's yes.  pathetic.


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Re: Zoo
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 12:09:50 PM »
they feed the polar bears at our zoo cantaloupes at the same time every day.  they bomb them down into the water and the bears dive in and get them.  not something they probably eat a lot of in the wild but they seem to enjoy them.

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2012, 12:11:15 PM »
one time we were there when they were feeding the huge snakes which they said they don't do very often because they don't need to eat very much or something.  anyway, this monster snake ate a pig.  ridiculous to watch.  took it over an hour to eat it though.  we saw it get it and later when we came back it still had pig hooves sticking out of it's mouth. 

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2012, 12:12:35 PM »
the orangutans at our zoo had these gunny sacks one time and one put it over it's head like a shade thing or a weird hat.  pretty hilarious. 

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2012, 12:13:52 PM »
one time the silverback gorilla was outside and we were watching it and all of a sudden out of nowhere it stood on it's two feet and started running towards us and pounded it's chest.  it's chest pounds were super loud.  mrs. dave jumped about a foot in the air. 

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2012, 12:20:02 PM »
Fantastic stories SD.  I have not visited a prison but probably would if a prisoner would eat a pig whole or a friend/family member was incarcerated there.

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2012, 12:22:23 PM »
I have visited Alcatraz and yes I enjoyed it. :sdeek:

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2012, 12:24:57 PM »
one of the female tigers at our zoo only has three legs

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2012, 12:25:26 PM »
i voted yes, but i'm not sure if i was correct...

do zoo's that lose their accreditation still count?  i mean, it's still open, they just don't treat the animals good enough.
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Re: Zoo
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2012, 12:26:30 PM »
i voted yes, but i'm not sure if i was correct...

do zoo's that lose their accreditation still count?  i mean, it's still open, they just don't treat the animals good enough.

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Re: Zoo
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2012, 12:39:43 PM »
pathetic


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Re: Zoo
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2012, 02:00:41 PM »
I have a year long pass to the KC Zoo.  I have been at least 15 times in the last 12 months.  I'd be happy to answer any questions
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