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dream wife/husband
« on: March 11, 2012, 12:32:56 AM »
say you aren't married if you are. who would you marry?


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Re: dream wife
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 12:46:11 AM »
Shawn Johnson, Olympic :combofan: gymnast

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Re: dream wife
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 12:48:20 AM »
zooey dechanel   :love:
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Re: dream wife
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 12:49:41 AM »
Allison Brie
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Re: dream wife
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 12:55:30 AM »

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Re: dream wife
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 01:09:08 AM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: dream wife
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 01:11:55 AM »
good ones so far.  I told my mrs. dave I had a thing for Olivia Munn and she understood why.  Giada is a great choice.

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 01:18:27 AM »
how will you guys react when they show up the first day of your married life in sweat pants and bad breath?

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 01:19:29 AM »
they also don't put up their dirty dishes. 

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 01:37:44 AM »
Do you really think the problem is going to be with them?  Maybe you should re-examine why you aren't married to these people in the first place.

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Re: dream wife
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2012, 01:39:20 AM »
good ones so far.  I told my mrs. dave I had a thing for Olivia Munn and she understood why.  Giada is a great choice.

mrs dave this post is not for you:

did you see the leaked pics?  :horrorsurprise:

she's a dirty girl... good pick.
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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2012, 01:43:03 AM »
you know what? I kind of do like emma stone. I mean not marry or anything but she seems pretty great.

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 03:01:55 AM »
honorable mentions:
anna rawson - model/pro golfer
aisha taylor - hot and sorta dirty comedienne
erin andrews - comp tickets

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 03:03:09 AM »
you know what? I kind of do like emma stone. I mean not marry or anything but she seems pretty great.

seems like she'd be fun to pak with.  pretty high up there in the criteria imo, but lpiq

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 03:09:27 AM »
honorable mentions:
anna rawson - model/pro golfer
aisha taylor - hot and sorta dirty comedienne
erin andrews - comp tickets

Aisha Tyler is getting up there in age. If I had to marry someone over again i'd go younger than the 41 she is now. Nothing against her, the question was marry and i'd want a better investment for the future.
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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2012, 03:10:43 AM »
you guys, giada is a slop about picking up after herself.  I just put her clothes in the hamper after she left them in the living room. 

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2012, 03:13:14 AM »
honorable mentions:
anna rawson - model/pro golfer
aisha taylor - hot and sorta dirty comedienne
erin andrews - comp tickets

Aisha Tyler is getting up there in age. If I had to marry someone over again i'd go younger than the 41 she is now. Nothing against her, the question was marry and i'd want a better investment for the future.

depending on how old you are, marrying a 41 y/o who loves beer and makes way more money than you do might pay off in the long run

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2012, 03:48:44 AM »
Terrible choices so far.

I would choose whoever the hottest 18 year old girl in the world is.

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Re: Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2012, 04:32:50 AM »
I would choose whoever the hottest 18 year old girl in the world is.

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2012, 05:37:58 AM »


Look at his smile.  And she's not the hottest 18 16 year old in the world either.

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2012, 10:13:08 AM »


Look at his smile.  And she's not the hottest 18 16 year old in the world either.

Have you tried having a 30+ minute conversation with someone who is 18 recently? 

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2012, 10:20:12 AM »
Nasim Pedrad.  A sense of humor is very important to me. 

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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2012, 10:27:39 AM »
Charlize hands down.
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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2012, 10:39:38 AM »
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Re: dream wife/husband
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2012, 10:47:16 AM »
Have you tried having a 30+ minute conversation with someone who is 18 recently?

Yea.  Smart girl, 800 math SAT.  However I don't expect this type of conversation with the hottest 18 year old in the world.