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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #500 on: May 02, 2013, 12:51:13 PM »
Why does High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) suck so much? Like, I never get any better at it, and it's not fun at all.

I love it.  The point is to never get better at it, just keep making it harder.  How long have you been doing it?  If more than a couple months, go back and look at your original workouts and you should be able to  :lol: at them.

A year with a trainer. Yesterday's workout:

400 squats; 300 crunches; 80 pushups; 4 minute wall sit in 1 minute intervals; 60 plate throws; 80 burpees; 20 minutes elliptical -- divide the whole thing by four and do four rounds.

I can look at old workouts and it's marginally easier, but only marginally.

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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #501 on: May 02, 2013, 12:57:22 PM »
I walk for 1 hour at 15 incline and 3 speed.  It kicks my ass completely.  But I have also read all of the same stuff about intervals.  That's probably better than my method. 

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« Reply #502 on: May 02, 2013, 12:58:10 PM »
Why does High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) suck so much? Like, I never get any better at it, and it's not fun at all.

I love it.  The point is to never get better at it, just keep making it harder.  How long have you been doing it?  If more than a couple months, go back and look at your original workouts and you should be able to  :lol: at them.

A year with a trainer. Yesterday's workout:

400 squats; 300 crunches; 80 pushups; 4 minute wall sit in 1 minute intervals; 60 plate throws; 80 burpees; 20 minutes elliptical -- divide the whole thing by four and do four rounds.

I can look at old workouts and it's marginally easier, but only marginally.

That is a tough sounding work out.  That said, I don't know what a plate throw is or why anyone would use an elliptical.

Also, you should talk to your trainer about compounding some of that.  For example, do your pushups at the bottom of your burpees.  Also, do that with some dumbells and come up to an OH press.  Saves time and gets much more of your body involved.  Bang for your buck.

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Fitness Questions!
« Reply #503 on: May 02, 2013, 01:00:10 PM »
Why wouldn't someone use an elliptical Casey you rough ridin' bad person?

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« Reply #504 on: May 02, 2013, 01:00:53 PM »
The elliptical is the only part of the workout that doesn't make me angry.

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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #505 on: May 02, 2013, 01:01:11 PM »
i wanna be able to jump up and slam dunk a basketball like, really hard. currently can get about my entire hand above the rim, so i need like another 8-12 inches to be able to go full assault on the rim.

im about 6'4. someone help.
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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #506 on: May 02, 2013, 01:04:02 PM »
Why wouldn't someone use an elliptical Casey you rough ridin' bad person?

Maybe they would tie that to angry posting?

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« Reply #507 on: May 02, 2013, 01:04:27 PM »
i wanna be able to jump up and slam dunk a basketball like, really hard. currently can get about my entire hand above the rim, so i need like another 8-12 inches to be able to go full assault on the rim.

im about 6'4. someone help.

Buy a goal that can be lowered to 9'

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« Reply #508 on: May 02, 2013, 01:05:03 PM »
i wanna be able to jump up and slam dunk a basketball like, really hard. currently can get about my entire hand above the rim, so i need like another 8-12 inches to be able to go full assault on the rim.

im about 6'4. someone help.

medicine ball against the side of the backboard, jump, catch and throw against the same spot, repeat 100 times. Let me know how it goes.

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« Reply #509 on: May 02, 2013, 01:18:29 PM »
Why wouldn't someone use an elliptical Casey you rough ridin' bad person?

Elliptical is a great way to keep your heart rate up for an extended period of time. Not sure why anyone would hate on it.
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« Reply #510 on: May 02, 2013, 01:22:29 PM »
Why wouldn't someone use an elliptical Casey you rough ridin' bad person?

Elliptical is a great way to keep your heart rate up for an extended period of time. Not sure why anyone would hate on it.

I don't get much out of it.  Probably just me.  Was kidding mostly because I know there are some elliptical ppl on here.  If I wanted to do one activity for the entire time I am at the gym, it would probably be great.

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« Reply #511 on: May 02, 2013, 01:27:13 PM »
I BBS on the elliptical

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« Reply #512 on: May 02, 2013, 02:06:11 PM »
One of my old gf's used to elliptical a ton and it didn't keep her from getting fat. 

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« Reply #513 on: May 02, 2013, 02:13:58 PM »
What's the point of all this bullshit you guys put yourself through with these ass kicking workouts?
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« Reply #514 on: May 02, 2013, 02:20:30 PM »
What's the point of all this bullshit you guys put yourself through with these ass kicking workouts?

It really all comes down to vanity.

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« Reply #515 on: May 02, 2013, 02:20:30 PM »
What's the point of all this bullshit you guys put yourself through with these ass kicking workouts?

I enjoy it.

I get to stay healthy and I enjoy the competitive aspect of it. Also, it's the only physical activity I have an interest in that doesn't lead to me injuring myself anymore (why I quit college wrestling and jiu jitsu).

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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #516 on: May 02, 2013, 02:21:52 PM »
More lives than your own may depend on your physical fitness.

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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #517 on: May 02, 2013, 02:27:16 PM »
One of my old gf's used to elliptical a ton and it didn't keep her from getting fat.

You HAVE to weight train too. All cardio and nothing else is a recipe for gaining weight eventually. Your body goes into starvation mode, so when you're not running 10 miles a day, every bite you take goes straight to your ass. (I read this yesterday. I don't know if it's true, but it made a lot of sense to me.)

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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #518 on: May 02, 2013, 02:31:07 PM »
One of my old gf's used to elliptical a ton and it didn't keep her from getting fat.

You HAVE to weight train too. All cardio and nothing else is a recipe for gaining weight eventually. Your body goes into starvation mode, so when you're not running 10 miles a day, every bite you take goes straight to your ass. (I read this yesterday. I don't know if it's true, but it made a lot of sense to me.)

I really wanted to make a "that's not all that goes straight in your ass" joke here, but that is sound advice. 
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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #519 on: May 02, 2013, 02:33:48 PM »
just do yoga and play hoops and you'll be a stud. You don't need weights.

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« Reply #520 on: May 02, 2013, 02:35:39 PM »
One of my old gf's used to elliptical a ton and it didn't keep her from getting fat.

You HAVE to weight train too. All cardio and nothing else is a recipe for gaining weight eventually. Your body goes into starvation mode, so when you're not running 10 miles a day, every bite you take goes straight to your ass. (I read this yesterday. I don't know if it's true, but it made a lot of sense to me.)

She has/had a "thyroid condition." 

When you read that please picture me throwing up the air quotes and rolling my eyes.  Also picture me very good looking with nice abs and hair in all the right places (and none of the wrong places).  Also, with a miniature version of myself in a baby bjorn.  And when I do air quotes and roll my eyes he does it, too. 

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« Reply #521 on: May 02, 2013, 02:54:13 PM »

She has/had a "thyroid condition." 

When you read that please picture me throwing up the air quotes and rolling my eyes.  Also picture me very good looking with nice abs and hair in all the right places (and none of the wrong places).  Also, with a miniature version of myself in a baby bjorn.  And when I do air quotes and roll my eyes he does it, too.

Such beauty and elegance in this post.  It was hard to tell if I was reading Emo EMAW or Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

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Re: Fitness Questions!
« Reply #522 on: May 02, 2013, 02:56:49 PM »
"thyroid conditions" are a total myth.
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« Reply #523 on: May 02, 2013, 03:01:06 PM »
"thyroid conditions" are a total myth.

well, they are pretty rough ridin' real but I don't know if they cause weight gain or loss.

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« Reply #524 on: May 02, 2013, 03:02:28 PM »
Well when you date a girl for a year or more and she gets complacent she might get a "thyroid condition" and pull the ripcord.  That's when you pull the ejection handle.