Author Topic: Swolecats, Fitcats, Thincats, Cardiocats, even Yogacats (Read 327489 times)

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #3200 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:37:24 AM »

Wackster I forgot to mention this but if you want other lapp'rs to take you seriously then there are 2 things you gotta do every time before you start swimming laps: first, the Michael Phelps swing your arms across your body to slap the opposite lat move. I won't describe it any further bc it's so iconic. 2) right after you jump in, make sure to get a big mouthful of pool water then just spit it right back into the pool. 3) as long as you do steps 1 and 2 then get ready to be the boss of everything

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3201 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:47:48 AM »

My god, I will totally start doing this.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3202 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:51:34 AM »

I would skip step 2 if you are at like a YMCA pool that kids swim in all the time.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3203 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:57:24 AM »

No kids here. I probably need to get some goggles tho if I wanna look more legit.

wetwillie · « **Reply #3204 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:42:11 AM »

All that off gassed Chlorine tho guys

The Big Train · « **Reply #3205 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:43:15 AM »

Need to get a speedo swim cap too wacks

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3206 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:48:56 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 09, 2018, 11:43:15 AM

Need to get a speedo swim cap too wacks

Thought about that. Maybe i'll lose these love handles first before I do that, they'll read right through me.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #3207 on:** February 09, 2018, 12:28:13 PM »

You should definitely shave all your body hair and your head

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3208 on:** February 09, 2018, 01:00:34 PM »

CopperBowl · « **Reply #3209 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:09:46 PM »

[youtube]https://youtu.be/S32y9aYEzzo?t=4m10s[/youtube]

Skip to 4:10 for an interesting tidbit of knowledge.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3210 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:13:44 PM »

You're a monster, Copper!

puniraptor · « **Reply #3211 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:13:06 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 09, 2018, 08:22:15 AM

puniraptor, what do you think about BOX SQUATS?

Inherently good, often corrupted.

mocat · « **Reply #3212 on:** February 10, 2018, 09:11:31 PM »

Holy mother of god keto hangover is a living nightmare

wetwillie · « **Reply #3213 on:** February 10, 2018, 09:13:54 PM »

Bone broth son

The Big Train · « **Reply #3214 on:** February 10, 2018, 09:22:27 PM »

Coconut water

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #3215 on:** February 12, 2018, 01:52:21 PM »

Coconut water has way too many carbs. Your hangover is from salt deficiency, and bone broth is one of the more palatable ways to get that salt. Also hammer nutrition makes pills called like endurolytes extreme or some crap like that. Those pills are basically just different forms of salt and a nice way to get your salt without having to taste it but can get a bit expensive.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #3216 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:00:34 PM »

And mocat if it is salt deficiency you'll know within about 15-30 minutes of getting salt into your system. I used to get the worst headaches and Ms BAC would make this disgusting mixture of salt, water, broth, and tumeric and it was disgusting af but after getting it all down I felt 100% better in the next few minutes.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3217 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:04:41 PM »

Only drinking on the weekend now has made my hangovers 10 times worse. Totally worth it obviously, but my god.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3218 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:14:39 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on February 12, 2018, 02:04:41 PM

Only drinking on the weekend now has made my hangovers 10 times worse. Totally worth it obviously, but my god.

Yeah, I just can't have more than 3 drinks anymore if I plan on getting out of bed before noon the next day. I think it has more to do with getting older than it does with drinking less, though.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3219 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:22:25 PM »

Yeah, I could see that.

catastrophe · « **Reply #3220 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:54:03 PM »

Old person trick: drink 1 glass of water for every alcoholic drink. It’s tedious but the only way I know to avoid a hangover. Otherwise just go to bed with some Tylenol next to you and try to take it with some water like an hour before you get out of bed (try not to do this too much if you care about your liver). Some folks prefer Advil but that can be rough on an empty stomach.

mocat · « **Reply #3221 on:** February 12, 2018, 03:14:44 PM »

i don't know why you guys are talking about generic old person hangovers. the keto hangover is a different thing.

mocat · « **Reply #3222 on:** February 12, 2018, 03:16:44 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/2g3jgn/keto_hangover_you_werent_lying/

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Before keto: 12 drinks and hammered with no hangover. After keto: 2 drinks and hammered with day long hangover.

wetwillie · « **Reply #3223 on:** February 12, 2018, 03:21:12 PM »

I’m not going to lie to you, it could legit be 2 weeks of this until your body starts using primarily ketones as fuel. Once that period is over you will be shedding fat and water weight like mad for as long as you want until you hit your target. I sometimes forgot to eat for an entire day because I wasn’t hungry and had so much fat available on my gut.

mocat · « **Reply #3224 on:** February 12, 2018, 03:32:03 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 12, 2018, 03:21:12 PM

I’m not going to lie to you, it could legit be 2 weeks of this until your body starts using primarily ketones as fuel. Once that period is over you will be shedding fat and water weight like mad for as long as you want until you hit your target.

oh it's already working (212 this morning

) but what does that have to do with the keto demon hangover that makes you unable to open your eyes or exit the fetal position for an entire day?