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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1175 on: April 15, 2014, 04:39:58 PM »
What is it with old naked people just standing around in every locker room in america. Do they fee like they've just earned that right?
Yes and they're whitey tighties go all the way to their belly buttons. #adorable #gross

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1176 on: April 15, 2014, 04:41:03 PM »
all the guys at my gym shave in the nude. so weird.

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« Reply #1177 on: April 15, 2014, 04:45:59 PM »
i guess they like built this country so they figure they can do whatever they want. show these young punks IDGAF

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1178 on: April 15, 2014, 04:47:01 PM »
one old guy actually wears a diaper. :frown:

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« Reply #1179 on: April 15, 2014, 04:50:00 PM »
all the guys at my gym shave in the nude. so weird.

So they belly up to the sinks dong out?  Isn't there a danger of the dong brushing the counters?  Seems like it.  That's gross both ways, for the counter and the dong. 
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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1180 on: April 15, 2014, 04:52:19 PM »
all the guys at my gym shave in the nude. so weird.

So they belly up to the sinks dong out?  Isn't there a danger of the dong brushing the counters?  Seems like it.  That's gross both ways, for the counter and the dong. 

yes and yes. when I describe it to outsiders I generally mention the dong counter contact risk. Never thought about it from the person getting their dong touched by the counter, though. Probably because I would never put my dong on a (public) counter.

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1181 on: April 15, 2014, 04:54:35 PM »
I once encountered a naked Joe Conklin just chillin', balls-on-chair watching TV in the YMCA locker room.  I was like 8 or 9, at the time.

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« Reply #1182 on: April 15, 2014, 05:01:15 PM »
all the guys at my gym shave in the nude. so weird.

So they belly up to the sinks dong out?  Isn't there a danger of the dong brushing the counters?  Seems like it.  That's gross both ways, for the counter and the dong. 

yes and yes. when I describe it to outsiders I generally mention the dong counter contact risk. Never thought about it from the person getting their dong touched by the counter, though. Probably because I would never put my dong on a (public) counter.

That's the first thing I thought of.  I was immediately the naked guy shaving and omg the tip just dragged against the dirty counter top.  What do I do!? :runaway:  I mean you could get an std like that.  Some hpv guy cut himself shaving a bit earlier.  Counter top bacteria in the d-hole and there you go enjoy your hpv. 
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« Reply #1183 on: April 15, 2014, 05:24:16 PM »
Saw a dude repping out with like 200 on the bar yesterday. He had a spotter, but spotter wasn't paying attention. Dude started to struggle, the bar dipped sideways and all the weights on one side slid off and the other end crashed to the floor. 

Was very  :lol:, but I didn't. I just  :D

He didn't put the collars on.

Was this at the rec? If this was at the rec, those damn attendants should  have explained the rules! :shakesfist:
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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1184 on: April 15, 2014, 05:52:24 PM »
What is it with old naked people just standing around in every locker room in america. Do they feel like they've just earned that right?
There's this one old bastard that doesn't like using a towel. Just blows it ALL dry with the community hair dryer that's at the sink.

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« Reply #1185 on: April 15, 2014, 06:39:42 PM »
What is it with old naked people just standing around in every locker room in america. Do they feel like they've just earned that right?
There's this one old bastard that doesn't like using a towel. Just blows it ALL dry with the community hair dryer that's at the sink.
Sounds like a great American
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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1186 on: April 15, 2014, 10:02:50 PM »
Saw a dude repping out with like 200 on the bar yesterday. He had a spotter, but spotter wasn't paying attention. Dude started to struggle, the bar dipped sideways and all the weights on one side slid off and the other end crashed to the floor. 

Was very  :lol:, but I didn't. I just  :D

He didn't put the collars on.

Was this at the rec? If this was at the rec, those damn attendants should  have explained the rules! :shakesfist:

I never put the collars on until I get to my work sets. They respect my gangsta.

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1187 on: April 15, 2014, 10:11:10 PM »
What kinda lifting exercises do you recommend for a guy who prefers to be trim/cut - not necessarily swole?  Currently, I run, swim and do right forearm exercises daily.

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« Reply #1188 on: April 15, 2014, 10:37:52 PM »
What kinda lifting exercises do you recommend for a guy who prefers to be trim/cut - not necessarily swole?  Currently, I run, swim and do right forearm exercises daily.

The best way to get trim/cut, in my opinion, is to gain muscle and burn calories. I'd say just find a weight plan you like and just go with as short a rest time as you can in between exercises. Also probably add plyo exercises, planks, bodyweight stuff. Forget running if you are doing all that stuff.

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1189 on: April 15, 2014, 10:53:17 PM »
I cheated tonight with vodka and diet you guise. Between work, the royals, new girl, and mindy project I was doomed.

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« Reply #1190 on: April 15, 2014, 11:07:00 PM »
I cheated tonight with vodka and diet you guise. Between work, the royals, new girl, and mindy project I was doomed.

I took a couple wiskey shots. And ate a frozen pizza.

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1191 on: April 15, 2014, 11:10:19 PM »
Why deprive yourself?


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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1192 on: April 15, 2014, 11:10:32 PM »
Portions people, portions


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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1193 on: April 15, 2014, 11:12:05 PM »
I dunno yoga

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1194 on: April 15, 2014, 11:14:22 PM »
 :thumbs: Thanks, Yoga! Long day!

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« Reply #1195 on: April 15, 2014, 11:26:34 PM »
:thumbs: Thanks, Yoga! Long day!

Make it longer, go work out
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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1196 on: April 15, 2014, 11:26:59 PM »
So, our one year anniversary is next week. She is happy (we both are), but we've both gained 10 in the last year. She is very emotional about hers. We have a joint membership with city gym, but she just joined a month long cross-fit gym tonight. Thoughts?

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Re: Swolieville
« Reply #1197 on: April 15, 2014, 11:29:39 PM »
So she's doing the intro class or whatever they call it right

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« Reply #1198 on: April 15, 2014, 11:30:03 PM »
elements I think they call it

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« Reply #1199 on: April 15, 2014, 11:33:43 PM »
elements I think they call it
Ya. She's about too. She's kinda sad we're in opposite directions. She feels the need to make up fast. :frown: