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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2000 on: August 16, 2013, 12:38:11 PM »
It reads like posts are missing the past page or so.  What the eff is going on in here and why is John Dougie the only one that seems aware of it?  This isn't right.   

Was it being supplemented by tweets?  Is that it?  Have I had a stroke?  Go cats?

felix tricked everyone into quoting 3 pages of queen or beastie boys lyrics to lighten to mood then john dougie revealed he could read arabic. Basically exactly what you saw through your stroke.

Yeah, but how did we know John Dougie was correct?  Did it just feel right?  It seemed like a confirmation was missing. 
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« Reply #2001 on: August 16, 2013, 12:48:02 PM »
Even if he wasn't right, I'd be tempted to just say he was.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #2002 on: August 16, 2013, 12:51:26 PM »
Even if he wasn't right, I'd be tempted to just say he was.

Don't do that FR.  I need to be able to trust you.  The integrity of this thread is paramount. 
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2003 on: August 16, 2013, 01:03:29 PM »
they just need to make one giant state for all of these dudes to live in


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2004 on: August 16, 2013, 01:05:10 PM »
Where's that picture of John Kerry offering Morsi a laurel and hardy handshake?


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« Reply #2005 on: August 16, 2013, 01:14:25 PM »
Burning a 4 seasons is a crime against fine lodging.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2006 on: August 16, 2013, 01:20:26 PM »
What is on fire in the Skynet feed?

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2007 on: August 16, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »
The short term hopes and dreams of the average non-militant Egyptian.

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« Reply #2008 on: August 16, 2013, 01:46:55 PM »
Even if he wasn't right, I'd be tempted to just say he was.

Shokran jazeelan!   :shy:

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« Reply #2009 on: August 16, 2013, 01:49:43 PM »
Oh man so unexpected!  :lol:
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« Reply #2010 on: August 16, 2013, 01:52:01 PM »
Google translates that to "Shokran jazeelan" in English   :dubious:

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« Reply #2011 on: August 16, 2013, 01:55:45 PM »
Ok. Back online after doing some stupid actual work (being "relocated" and farmed around to different offices really sucks).

Updated twitter mood in Egypt: Depressed. I won't even post any of the pictures. They're just sad. Also, reports of "rockets" (but journalists are really bad at distinguishing between gunfire, tear gas canisters, and fireworks, so I'd take that with a grain of salt; SIDENOTE: Egyptians say "salt for you" or something like that when they think you're worthless. It has to do with Turks, bazaars, etc who cares but an legislator said it to someone important a few months ago and a new analyst on the job accidentally translated it as "teez a leik" instead of "toz a leik", which is an ENTIRELY differently insult, since "teez" is slang for "butt" so we all had a good laugh about that after the initial confusion).

HOWEVER, Egyptians are REALLY excited that the U.S. media is finally talking about the churches being burned! So, we're making progress.

Also, I have to work again in 10 hours, so obviously I'm getting pak'd right now.
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« Reply #2012 on: August 16, 2013, 02:03:01 PM »
They set a blood bank on fire. So, there's probably some symbolism there if you want to see it. Egypt's blood is burning.
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« Reply #2013 on: August 16, 2013, 02:09:15 PM »
They set a blood bank on fire. So, there's probably some symbolism there if you want to see it. Egypt's blood is burning.

eff that, can't hold a candle to tea in a river. 'Murica

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« Reply #2014 on: August 16, 2013, 02:17:48 PM »
The grandson of the MB's founder was killed today in Ramses square. That will probably convince them that it's not worth the bloodshed and everyone will calm down.
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« Reply #2015 on: August 16, 2013, 02:28:43 PM »
The grandson of the MB's founder was killed today in Ramses square. That will probably convince them that it's not worth the bloodshed and everyone will calm down.

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« Reply #2016 on: August 16, 2013, 02:52:23 PM »
The grandson of the MB's founder was killed today in Ramses square. That will probably convince them that it's not worth the bloodshed and everyone will calm down.

LOL

Yeah. They've now announced a "Week of Rage" or some such bullshit to occupy all major squares in Cairo. Plus, it gives them time to finish that pesky church-burning project that is really starting to drag out.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2017 on: August 16, 2013, 02:58:56 PM »
The grandson of the MB's founder was killed today in Ramses square. That will probably convince them that it's not worth the bloodshed and everyone will calm down.

 :lol:
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« Reply #2018 on: August 16, 2013, 03:44:26 PM »
Oh man.  A week of rage for one grandson during an uprising seems extreme.   :dunno:

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« Reply #2019 on: August 16, 2013, 03:45:35 PM »
Well, this does not help the image of the police at all (guy gets killed, so maybe don't watch; its sad).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfwHhfQEzyM&feature=youtu.be
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2020 on: August 16, 2013, 03:49:21 PM »
Well, this does not help the image of the police at all (guy gets killed, so maybe don't watch; its sad).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfwHhfQEzyM&feature=youtu.be

I would have thought rough ridin' with a tank in your t-shirt and jeans would work out great.  I was mistaken. 
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« Reply #2021 on: August 16, 2013, 03:52:44 PM »
Well, this does not help the image of the police at all (guy gets killed, so maybe don't watch; its sad).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfwHhfQEzyM&feature=youtu.be

I would have thought rough ridin' with a tank in your t-shirt and jeans would work out great.  I was mistaken.

Incredibly enough, so was the second guy. I mean, the first guy, sure. Maybe he's new. First big protest, loses his head, doesn't have the experience. Maybe he just got called up from farm team in Upper Egypt and this is basically a road game and he just got rattled.

But the second guy? That's kind of on you, buddy.
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« Reply #2022 on: August 16, 2013, 04:09:48 PM »
There's a lady ranting on Egyptian TV right now. Her name is Fatima Sa'id. Her twitter handle is @fattysaid.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2023 on: August 16, 2013, 04:11:02 PM »
:D

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« Reply #2024 on: August 16, 2013, 04:11:21 PM »
:surprised: