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« Reply #1225 on: July 03, 2013, 09:15:09 AM »
I'm pretty sure this has something to do with drones and Syria. Dax can give you the details.
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« Reply #1226 on: July 03, 2013, 09:20:12 AM »
Oh, and eff Western Media! (Lots of this going around on Egyptian social media):

"The biggest assumption you’re making here, sadly – seems to stem from a completely defeatist position you’ve adopted, as though this is the last act of a people, as though the millions that demonstrated in the last days against Morsi’s oppression were not equally prepared to demonstrate against the military’s oppression, and again, and again, and as long as it rough ridin' takes to get it right.
If you don’t understand that THAT is democracy, and if you can’t see it that way, just because it’s not how you would’ve done is, that’s your problem, not that of the Egyptian people.
It’s completely ridiculous to lump us all together, and act as though we’re all sado-masochistic ignorant fuckheads who are salivating to hand over our lives to the military murderers who’ve kept Egypt down for over 60 years, and who’ve literally ran over friends and allies.
Wake the eff up."


http://www.karmamole.com/septic/eff-western-media/


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« Reply #1227 on: July 03, 2013, 09:21:08 AM »
i love waking up to this thread everyday.

i'm going to start calling unsavory women "pitches" now.

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« Reply #1228 on: July 03, 2013, 09:24:14 AM »
To clarify, the opposition wants Morsi out but opposes a military coup so is forcing Morsi out in order to prevent the military from forcing him but even if the military does that's not so bad and also they hate the US for propping up the MB but love the military and seem to be ok with the US propping them up BUT THAT ISRAEL THING IS A PROBLEM!

What are ya gonna do?  Huh?  Am I right?

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« Reply #1229 on: July 03, 2013, 09:25:01 AM »
Serious question from horribly uninformed American, me: How did Egyptians convince themselves that the U.S. has been an ally to both Egypt's former dictator, Mubarak and Mubarak's main enemy the Muslim Brotherhood? (Also, are we allies in this with the MB? That seems like a bad idea).

I feel a lot better knowing there's a K-Stater over there doing some part of the diplomacy. That bodes well for future US-Egyptian relations, right?

Also, stay safe.

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« Reply #1230 on: July 03, 2013, 09:29:43 AM »
Felix, presuming you and your wife stay safe, how great of a story is this going to be for your child someday?  I hope someone can turn this thread into a scrapbook for you.

"Son/Daughter, let me tell you about the time we lived in Cairo."

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« Reply #1231 on: July 03, 2013, 09:42:04 AM »
It's so weird. Right as the military deadline expires, the president posts a defiant statement...on Facebook. Meanwhile, Egyptians everywhere make jokes on twitter about Arabs always being late.
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« Reply #1232 on: July 03, 2013, 09:53:54 AM »
The military has control of the state media building and is issuing a statement at 5. Shits going down.
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« Reply #1233 on: July 03, 2013, 09:54:36 AM »
THAT'S IN 5 MINUTES!


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« Reply #1234 on: July 03, 2013, 09:56:48 AM »
oh man can't wait.  i am staying on this page and hitting refresh until i get some sweet, sweet protest info

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« Reply #1235 on: July 03, 2013, 09:56:53 AM »
Serious question from horribly uninformed American, me: How did Egyptians convince themselves that the U.S. has been an ally to both Egypt's former dictator, Mubarak and Mubarak's main enemy the Muslim Brotherhood? (Also, are we allies in this with the MB? That seems like a bad idea).

I feel a lot better knowing there's a K-Stater over there doing some part of the diplomacy. That bodes well for future US-Egyptian relations, right?

Also, stay safe.

welp, willesgirl has officially been un-outed as a fanning sock and/or has been hacked

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« Reply #1236 on: July 03, 2013, 09:58:20 AM »
Felix... Stay safe my friend, Godspeed and hope to see you at the BSFS Family Reunion...  :cheers:

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« Reply #1237 on: July 03, 2013, 10:01:53 AM »
welp, willesgirl has officially been un-outed as a fanning sock and/or has been hacked

thought the same thing, tobias. to be honest, im a little sad  :frown:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #1238 on: July 03, 2013, 10:05:07 AM »
welp, willesgirl has officially been un-outed as a fanning sock and/or has been hacked

thought the same thing, tobias. to be honest, im a little sad  :frown:

I don't understand how that post un-outed. Was it the spelling? Also, about time.

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« Reply #1239 on: July 03, 2013, 10:14:26 AM »
welp, willesgirl has officially been un-outed as a fanning sock and/or has been hacked

thought the same thing, tobias. to be honest, im a little sad  :frown:

I don't understand how that post un-outed. Was it the spelling? Also, about time.

hacked. for sure hacked.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #1240 on: July 03, 2013, 10:17:04 AM »
welp, willesgirl has officially been un-outed as a fanning sock and/or has been hacked

thought the same thing, tobias. to be honest, im a little sad  :frown:

I don't understand how that post un-outed. Was it the spelling? Also, about time.

the spelling, grammar, and content were the main things that stuck out to me

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« Reply #1241 on: July 03, 2013, 10:18:45 AM »
Morsi now offering more concessions via Facebook (srsly lol wtf) while Tahrir is going bananas waiting for military statement with groups breaking up sidewalks for throwing purposes and twitter full of conspiracy theories about last minute meeting (and more "Arabs are always late/the revolution is stuck in traffic jokes).
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« Reply #1242 on: July 03, 2013, 10:21:49 AM »
And now a tahrir goes crazy and sets off fireworks after report that Morsi is now under house arrest.
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« Reply #1243 on: July 03, 2013, 10:22:50 AM »
So basically, the military grounded him and he's sitting in his room on Facebook.
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« Reply #1244 on: July 03, 2013, 10:24:02 AM »
big surprise, gE is the #1 go-to for top-notch reporting.  kudos to the staff, keep scooping

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« Reply #1245 on: July 03, 2013, 10:24:09 AM »
Morsi now offering more concessions via Facebook (srsly lol wtf) while Tahrir is going bananas waiting for military statement with groups breaking up sidewalks for throwing purposes and twitter full of conspiracy theories about last minute meeting (and more "Arabs are always late/the revolution is stuck in traffic jokes).

Maybe I could have my constitutional convention on facebook. Also, love the self-racist jokes.


p.s. does everyone agree that dax's posts on this thread are just the worst?

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« Reply #1246 on: July 03, 2013, 10:26:11 AM »
phoenixcat, i really enjoy the constitutional convention on facebook idea.  can we put all measures up to a "like/share" vote?

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« Reply #1247 on: July 03, 2013, 10:27:13 AM »
yeah i adore the "arabs are always late" jokes.

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« Reply #1248 on: July 03, 2013, 10:29:40 AM »
you bet your ass he is playing candy crush

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« Reply #1249 on: July 03, 2013, 10:30:26 AM »
yeah i adore the "arabs are always late" jokes.

 :shy:

Especially since it's in regards to a rough ridin' national revolution. I mean that's just fantastic.