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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2450 on: June 10, 2014, 10:07:14 AM »

You may or may not require context to enjoy this:

In short, there was a famous Gulfi singer who "donated" a song to Egypt's elections (Yay! More Gulf aid). It was basically a rip-off of Happy and the government played it nonstop on TV and had actual live DJs spinning that sweet beat outside polling stations during the elections.  Anyway, Egyptians started posted their own versions of people dancing to it (including an amazing one featuring Jean Claude Van Damme) and now they have an Obama version.

Here's the Van Damme version. It's delightful:

https://plus.google.com/app/basic/stream/z13ug3jwhz3ltxpzu04cdftoinbqtfoqc1k
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2451 on: June 10, 2014, 10:11:36 AM »
Tomorrow, I'll introduce you to my absolute favorite Egyptian website: the Ministry of Interior's Facebook page.
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« Reply #2452 on: June 10, 2014, 10:16:50 AM »
man, felix rex really killed it there

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2453 on: June 10, 2014, 10:34:47 AM »
I also have a soft spot for the bungee cord baby crate.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2455 on: June 14, 2014, 06:33:09 AM »
RE: Sisi the sex symbol

So, Sisi visited the woman from that video I linked to Sunday and brought her flowers. In response, this Egyptian actress went on Instagram and said she wished someone would assault her so she could get a visit from Sisi, too. That's a real thing that happened in real life.



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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2456 on: June 14, 2014, 07:41:25 AM »
Uh wow

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2457 on: June 14, 2014, 08:19:26 AM »
holy crap

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2458 on: June 14, 2014, 08:20:01 AM »
Gang raped at inauguration, dozen roses from the pres.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2459 on: June 14, 2014, 08:25:47 AM »
this Egyptian actress went on Instagram and said she wished someone would assault her

That'll probably happen, right?  That'd be like me wishing I get out of bed at some point in the next 4 hours.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2460 on: June 14, 2014, 08:27:31 AM »
There's video, too. Srsly. Sisi walks in with the flowers and says: "How you doing?" in colloquial Egyptian. It's so rough ridin' absurd.
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« Reply #2461 on: June 14, 2014, 08:35:28 AM »

this Egyptian actress went on Instagram and said she wished someone would assault her

That'll probably happen, right?  That'd be like me wishing I get out of bet at some point in the next 4 hours.

99.3% of Egyptian women report some level of harassment or assault, so she's obviously just being coy.

There's actually a huge protest march kicking off in half an hour. It was originally an "anti-harassment march," but the organizers and supporters were outraged when Sisi called what happened in that video "harassment," so now it's an "anti-rape" march. It has 25k+ confirmed attendees on Facebook, which is a big deal in a country where sexual assault carries a max penalty of 5 yrs but peaceful protests without a demonstration get you 15 (see #FreeAlaa for details).

But since the gov can't suppress this in the current climate, they're trying to co-opt it. But when their groups announced they were participating, other leading opposition organizers announced they we're dropping out.

In short, likely crap storm at 5 pm local time.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2462 on: June 14, 2014, 09:44:38 AM »
Will be you tweeting or updating here? I want live deets.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2463 on: June 14, 2014, 10:58:59 AM »

Will be you tweeting or updating here? I want live deets.

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« Reply #2464 on: June 14, 2014, 11:06:12 AM »
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« Reply #2465 on: June 14, 2014, 12:35:20 PM »
Gov tried to co-opt it after all the publicity, so most major groups backed out. Low turnout was bad enough PR, then the clumsy MOI started arresting people. Complete crap show.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2466 on: June 14, 2014, 01:27:33 PM »
felix rex, re-type what that sign says and insert that smiley face as it appears on the sign. i want to know where that smiley face goes in that sentence

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2467 on: June 15, 2014, 10:14:22 AM »
So, two trucks of masked policemen carrying assault rifles just seized and shut down the grocery store across the street. And I need eggs :(
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2468 on: June 16, 2014, 01:41:41 PM »
Oh, so you think you're doing well on this karaoke/singing contest show? Well, RELEASE THE HOUNDS!



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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2469 on: June 19, 2014, 09:14:58 AM »
We've got a VIP guest this weekend. So annoying.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #2470 on: June 19, 2014, 09:23:45 AM »
We've got a VIP guest this weekend. So annoying.
What a fanning brag. But I'm going to go ahead and indulge you:
Who is it?
Who is it?
Somebody being evacuated from Iraq?
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« Reply #2471 on: June 19, 2014, 09:28:03 AM »
Not a fanning brag. I literally have nothing to do with it and all it does is eff with my schedule.
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« Reply #2472 on: June 19, 2014, 09:29:57 AM »
It's just heightened security, checkpoints and extra meaningless work. I hate guests.
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« Reply #2473 on: June 19, 2014, 09:31:55 AM »
The one this weekend isn't Ros-Lehtinen, but she's a great example. I mean, how many grandstanding visits do you need? No one even knows who the eff you are.
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« Reply #2474 on: June 19, 2014, 09:32:05 AM »
Get off my lawn.
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