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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1000 on: June 29, 2013, 09:20:19 AM »
However I'm stabbed, you have my solemn pledge I'll be really sarcastic about it.

How do you say: "My heart has already been stabbed, I'm a Kansas State fan." in Arabic?

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« Reply #1001 on: June 30, 2013, 12:20:04 AM »
Essential personnel reporting for duty :excited:
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« Reply #1002 on: June 30, 2013, 12:58:48 AM »
Boss just said we'll probably have to sleep here  :frown:
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1003 on: June 30, 2013, 01:01:33 AM »
felix rex, don't get stabbed.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1004 on: June 30, 2013, 01:04:02 AM »
Godspeed, Felix.

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« Reply #1005 on: June 30, 2013, 04:38:22 AM »
Surreal ambience in the city right now. No traffic, even on main roads. Streets are so quiet I can hear birds chirping. That's a first.

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People are dressed up to go to the protest. Tahrir is starting to fill up.



Some are clearly gearing up for conflict:



Some are just trying to beat the heat:





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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1006 on: June 30, 2013, 06:20:32 AM »
Be safe. Don't get stabbed. It probably isn't much fun even if you are super sarcastic about it.

Also, if you are sleeping there, is Mrs. Rex staying at your place by herself? If so, that seems kind of sucky (not your fault) for her.

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« Reply #1007 on: June 30, 2013, 06:34:43 AM »
Oh man.



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« Reply #1008 on: June 30, 2013, 06:36:12 AM »
Be safe. Don't get stabbed. It probably isn't much fun even if you are super sarcastic about it.

Also, if you are sleeping there, is Mrs. Rex staying at your place by herself? If so, that seems kind of sucky (not your fault) for her.

Mrs Rex is "essential". So her pregnant ass is stuck here, too.
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« Reply #1009 on: June 30, 2013, 06:37:42 AM »
Flags are popular, too.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1010 on: June 30, 2013, 06:41:18 AM »

Is that super Arsenal fan steve dave?

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1011 on: June 30, 2013, 07:34:26 AM »
Jon Stewart was on Al Bernameg!

Also, I love this thread and all of your insideryness FR. Thank you for being you.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1012 on: June 30, 2013, 08:39:33 AM »
UPDATE FOR STEVEDAVE:

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Chairman of EgyptAir Holding Company Tawfik al-Assy told Sky News Arabia that 60,000 passengers have left the country on 254 flights in the last 48 hours.
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« Reply #1013 on: June 30, 2013, 09:09:11 AM »

Is that super Arsenal fan steve dave?
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« Reply #1014 on: June 30, 2013, 10:02:49 AM »
There is an MB militia marching around like a drill team near the presidential palace and I can't begin to overstate its ridiculousness.




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« Reply #1015 on: June 30, 2013, 10:13:15 AM »
this will go down as one of the craziest threads ever.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1016 on: June 30, 2013, 10:17:37 AM »
What channel is this on?

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« Reply #1017 on: June 30, 2013, 10:20:10 AM »
There is an MB militia marching around like a drill team near the presidential palace and I can't begin to overstate its ridiculousness.



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« Reply #1018 on: June 30, 2013, 10:22:13 AM »
What is funny is that they had the time to go out and buy new looking body armour (umpire gear?), but they are all armed with wood sticks.

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« Reply #1019 on: June 30, 2013, 10:28:59 AM »
What is funny is that they had the time to go out and buy new looking body armour (umpire gear?), but they are all armed with wood sticks.

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« Reply #1020 on: June 30, 2013, 10:30:41 AM »
Also, the protests haven't officially started yet. crap will really start going down in the next couple of hours.
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« Reply #1021 on: June 30, 2013, 10:32:48 AM »
Also, the protests haven't officially started yet. crap will really start going down in the next couple of hours.

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« Reply #1022 on: June 30, 2013, 10:37:04 AM »
I'm being told by some that there was an explosion near my apartment this morning due to some clumsy (and now unfortunate) bomb makers blowing up their own home. Don't know if true, but creepy. Also, I hope my patio grill is okay :frown:
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1023 on: June 30, 2013, 10:46:10 AM »
What is funny is that they had the time to go out and buy new looking body armour (umpire gear?), but they are all armed with wood sticks.

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The sticks look new too,really throwin down for this one.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1024 on: June 30, 2013, 10:51:40 AM »
Is pvc pipe good for brawls and beatin' on folks?  I wouldn't have thought so.  I guess revolutionaries can't be choosers.       
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