I WANT BONFIRE AGGIE!

[Dugout DickStone]

Getting angered up here fellas.  Now, I know the SEC is a total joke of a basketball conference (to the point where I almost suggested "The SEC as a basketball conference" in the thread with the best comedians of all time) but I would still like to 6-0 their laughably ugly faces.

So, 

[CNS]

I am on board with this.

 

[Dugout DickStone]

I am on board with this.

 

oh, hey CNS Casey.  Welcome on board.  Come sit up front with me and lots talk construction until game time.

[mcmwcat]

 

[Dugout DickStone]

First construction question for CNS Casey:  How do you build a huge pile of logs so they don't collapse and crush several people?

a.) Let your dodo sophomores from west Texas pile up the logs like Pick Up Sticks then climb all over them like drunken fire ants;
b.) Hire professionals from a reputable engineering program like Kansas State University to build and secure it;
c.) Don't build an enormous pile of logs in a lame/trasnparent attempt to create another stupid tradition?

Go!

[CNS]

Hire a consultant to discuss the feasibility of piling a bunch of logs up.  Act indecisive to lengthen the time of the consulting work. Milk the consultant for a bunch of free gifts and trips.

Finally, declare that the pile of logs project will have to be tabled due to budget concerns and the need to further study the effect on the local wetlands. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

First construction question for CNS Casey:  How do you build a huge pile of logs so they don't collapse and crush several people?

a.) Let your dodo sophomores from west Texas pile up the logs like Pick Up Sticks then climb all over them like drunken fire ants;
b.) Hire professionals from a reputable engineering program like Kansas State University to build and secure it;
c.) Don't build an enormous pile of logs in a lame/trasnparent attempt to create another stupid tradition?

Go!

I think that rather than putting all that jizz in a jar, they maybe could have used it as an adhesive for the log pile.

[Dugout DickStone]

First construction question for CNS Casey:  How do you build a huge pile of logs so they don't collapse and crush several people?

a.) Let your dodo sophomores from west Texas pile up the logs like Pick Up Sticks then climb all over them like drunken fire ants;
b.) Hire professionals from a reputable engineering program like Kansas State University to build and secure it;
c.) Don't build an enormous pile of logs in a lame/trasnparent attempt to create another stupid tradition?

Go!

I think that rather than putting all that jizz in a jar, they maybe could have used it as an adhesive for the log pile.

Interesting.  Maybe they did and it was insufficient?

[Rage Against the McKee]

First construction question for CNS Casey:  How do you build a huge pile of logs so they don't collapse and crush several people?

a.) Let your dodo sophomores from west Texas pile up the logs like Pick Up Sticks then climb all over them like drunken fire ants;
b.) Hire professionals from a reputable engineering program like Kansas State University to build and secure it;
c.) Don't build an enormous pile of logs in a lame/trasnparent attempt to create another stupid tradition?

Go!

I think that rather than putting all that jizz in a jar, they maybe could have used it as an adhesive for the log pile.

Interesting.  Maybe they did and it was insufficient?

I'm pretty sure they just put it all in a jar so they can set it on top of the log pile and then burn their jizz to appease their aggie gods (probably some gigantic collie with lazer-shooting eyes or something).

[Winters]

Parkinson's!

[XocolateThundarr]

First construction question for CNS Casey:  How do you build a huge pile of logs so they don't collapse and crush several people?

a.) Let your dodo sophomores from west Texas pile up the logs like Pick Up Sticks then climb all over them like drunken fire ants;
b.) Hire professionals from a reputable engineering program like Kansas State University to build and secure it;
c.) Don't build an enormous pile of logs in a lame/trasnparent attempt to create another stupid tradition?

Go!

I think that rather than putting all that jizz in a jar, they maybe could have used it as an adhesive for the log pile.

Interesting.  Maybe they did and it was insufficient?

I'm pretty sure they just put it all in a jar so they can set it on top of the log pile and then burn their jizz to appease their aggie gods (probably some gigantic collie with lazer-shooting eyes or something).

Would make a fantastic MSPaint BTW....maybe with the pile of sticks in the background?

[WillieWatanabe]

random, but whatever.

[kso_FAN]

Get on them early... coming off one of their worst games of the year.

[MakeItRain]

random, but whatever.

I can't stop staring at it

[Dugout DickStone]

random, but whatever.

I can't stop staring at it

I am breaking it down like the Zapruder film but, also much like the Zapruder film, it is giving me no answers.

[AbeFroman]

random, but whatever.

I can't stop staring at it

It's Pat!

[Rage Against the McKee]

The dude just saw'd 'em off. You guys wouldn't understand.

[KSNimrod]

Has anybody seen the group cheer they do where they re-create the famous scene?  Sure it starts with the classic weirdo hands up by the ears crap and people yelling stuff you don't understand (or maybe that's at the end?) but when the one group playing the big pile of logs falls over it's absolute chaos!  I think it's called "Layin the wood to the 12th man"?   

[hatingfrancisco]

Has anybody seen the group cheer they do where they re-create the famous scene?  Sure it starts with the classic weirdo hands up by the ears crap and people yelling stuff you don't understand (or maybe that's at the end?) but when the one group playing the big pile of logs falls over it's absolute chaos!  I think it's called "Layin the wood to the 12th man"?

 

[Bloodfart]

eefffffffffffffffff  ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!