jesus christ ku

[OregonSmock]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

Yup.  That is the only reason I torch him.  He lies to win some internet argument, then in a week he pretends he didn't make the statement.

Name one thing I lied about.  Hint:  you can't.  I never claimed I started for 3/4 years on my high school team.  You completely make things up like that and then pretend like I said it.  You are a loser. 

[OregonSmock]

Stevesie... Garrett? 


 

No, but he posts here. I'd tell you you were getting closer, but I'd have to wait another month or two before you'll be back to guessing.

We'll always have high school, Beems!

Well I know you're not Dave or Brian... both of those guys went to KU.  So you've got to be either Jeff or one of the girls. 

[OregonSmock]

beems, I just crunched some figures with my math computer and that's almost 2 1/2 seductive ladys per year you've been alive

Well, I didn't lose my virginity the day I was born, Steve.  Took about 15 years to accomplish that feat.


 

[michigancat]

4 seductive ladies per year!

[steve dave]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

[bigwillie20]

[OregonSmock]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

[steve dave]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

 

[Dugout DickStone]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

Yup.  That is the only reason I torch him.  He lies to win some internet argument, then in a week he pretends he didn't make the statement.

Name one thing I lied about.  Hint:  you can't.  I never claimed I started for 3/4 years on my high school team.  You completely make things up like that and then pretend like I said it.  You are a loser.

You lied about playing advanced AAU ball, your trust fund, Paul Pierce cruising Naismith Drive in a Bentley with personalized plates.  The list is long.

The funniest part is when you meltdown because you have been caught lying.  The hyper defensive reaction is pretty telling.  You are like a 5 year old.  Liar.

[michigancat]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

 

[_33]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

 

 

[OregonSmock]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

Yup.  That is the only reason I torch him.  He lies to win some internet argument, then in a week he pretends he didn't make the statement.

Name one thing I lied about.  Hint:  you can't.  I never claimed I started for 3/4 years on my high school team.  You completely make things up like that and then pretend like I said it.  You are a loser.

You lied about playing advanced AAU ball, your trust fund, Paul Pierce cruising Naismith Drive in a Bentley with personalized plates.  The list is long.

The funniest part is when you meltdown because you have been caught lying.  The hyper defensive reaction is pretty telling.  You are like a 5 year old.  Liar.

We've been through this before, bad person. 


1.  I did play AAU ball with the 76'ers.  Played against Morningstar and Rush's teams in various tournaments throughout the Midwest. 

2.  I have a $2 million trust fund.  It was established by my great grandfather.  Not sure how you can claim this is a lie. 

3.  I went to KU.  Heard from sources that a Bentley with "Truth34" plates drove through campus at the time. 


You're the one who has issues accepting the truth.   I haven't lied about a goddamn thing, which has been to my detriment, because I should just let losers like you take your shots and not defend myself.  Eight straight is just killing you.  Bitch.

[OregonSmock]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

 

JFC, I guess every pseudo-bad ass on goEMAW.com gets laid on the reg like it's his job.  I thought 60+ was pretty good. 


 


By the way, aren't you guys both married?

[EMAWmeister]

This thread, just, just, what the eff man.

[OregonSmock]

This thread, just, just, what the eff man.

Hey, Ryan, you're not the one getting personally attacked by a gang of butthurt K-State fans.  JFC, man.  Walk a day in someone else's shoes and you might understand.

[slobber]

 

[Dugout DickStone]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

Yup.  That is the only reason I torch him.  He lies to win some internet argument, then in a week he pretends he didn't make the statement.

Name one thing I lied about.  Hint:  you can't.  I never claimed I started for 3/4 years on my high school team.  You completely make things up like that and then pretend like I said it.  You are a loser.

You lied about playing advanced AAU ball, your trust fund, Paul Pierce cruising Naismith Drive in a Bentley with personalized plates.  The list is long.

The funniest part is when you meltdown because you have been caught lying.  The hyper defensive reaction is pretty telling.  You are like a 5 year old.  Liar.

We've been through this before, bad person. 


1.  I did play AAU ball with the 76'ers.  Played against Morningstar and Rush's teams in various tournaments throughout the Midwest. 

2.  I have a $2 million trust fund.  It was established by my great grandfather.  Not sure how you can claim this is a lie. 

3.  I went to KU.  Heard from sources that a Bentley with "Truth34" plates drove through campus at the time. 


You're the one who has issues accepting the truth.   I haven't lied about a goddamn thing, which has been to my detriment, because I should just let losers like you take your shots and not defend myself.  Eight straight is just killing you.  Bitch.

1.  How on earth couldn't you make your high school team?  Seems incredibly weird.

2.  Donate $200 to BBBS.  That is .0001% of the principal and would be totally tax deductible.  Your trustee would write that check in a tenth of a second.

3.  So you lied. 

You are way too hyper defensive for this to not be hitting incredibly close to home.  Sorry for outing you.

[wabash909]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

The fact that you're serious is incredibly awesome, Ben.

This truly is your finest work. 

[Trim]

Beems, you DID lie a few hours ago about how you'd never ever post here again.  Not saying that's a bad thing, and I'm aware you edited that portion of the rant out when you made your triumphant return after the lunch hour.

OT: I was in a Dillons yesterday and saw a new line of ku t-shirts.  From far away, I saw STRUT and I got all fired up thinking it was going to involve Strut 'n Cut, but then I saw they said STR8T.  You should have _FAN make you a STR8T STRUT'N 'N CUT'N version.

'grats on the 60 (or SEXTY, get it? ).

[PurpleSleezyE]

This thread is solid gold!  OMG...I have been working too much this afternoon.

[steve dave]

4 seductive ladies per year!

Just calculated some new figures on my math computer, not 100% certain how old beems is but it's looking more and more likely it's around 6 seductive beautiful ladies a year 

Yeah, then subtract the 4 1/2 years I dated the same girl.  And like I said, I lost count.  The number is around 60 or so.  Could be more.  I don't know.  I think that's pretty respectable.


 

 

JFC, I guess every pseudo-bad ass on goEMAW.com gets laid on the reg like it's his job.  I thought 60+ was pretty good. 


 


By the way, aren't you guys both married?

I don't think you are taking our emoticons in their proper context here

[bigwillie20]

This thread, just, just, what the eff man.

Hey, Ryan, you're not the one getting personally attacked by a gang of butthurt K-State fans.  JFC, man.  Walk a day in someone else's shoes and you might understand.

[OregonSmock]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

Yup.  That is the only reason I torch him.  He lies to win some internet argument, then in a week he pretends he didn't make the statement.

Name one thing I lied about.  Hint:  you can't.  I never claimed I started for 3/4 years on my high school team.  You completely make things up like that and then pretend like I said it.  You are a loser.

You lied about playing advanced AAU ball, your trust fund, Paul Pierce cruising Naismith Drive in a Bentley with personalized plates.  The list is long.

The funniest part is when you meltdown because you have been caught lying.  The hyper defensive reaction is pretty telling.  You are like a 5 year old.  Liar.

We've been through this before, bad person. 


1.  I did play AAU ball with the 76'ers.  Played against Morningstar and Rush's teams in various tournaments throughout the Midwest. 

2.  I have a $2 million trust fund.  It was established by my great grandfather.  Not sure how you can claim this is a lie. 

3.  I went to KU.  Heard from sources that a Bentley with "Truth34" plates drove through campus at the time. 


You're the one who has issues accepting the truth.   I haven't lied about a goddamn thing, which has been to my detriment, because I should just let losers like you take your shots and not defend myself.  Eight straight is just killing you.  Bitch.

1.  How on earth couldn't you make your high school team?  Seems incredibly weird.

2.  Donate $200 to BBBS.  That is .0001% of the principal and would be totally tax deductible.  Your trustee would write that check in a tenth of a second.

3.  So you lied. 

You are way too hyper defensive for this to not be hitting incredibly close to home.  Sorry for outing you.

1.  I made the high school team each year I tried out.  I quit after my sophomore year.  Other guys were better and I got caught up in the party scene.

2.  Trust funds don't work like checking accounts, dumbshit.

3.  So I posted a rumor that was going around KU's campus while I was at KU.  That's not lying.  That's posting a rumor. 


I am defensive because I don't appreciate being called a liar for things that I'm not lying about.  It's pretty simple.  You are hiding behind an anonymous persona on a message board and ganging up on me because I'm a KU fan.  You are a coward who has no life outside of this board.  I feel sorry for you.

[OregonSmock]

Beems, you DID lie a few hours ago about how you'd never ever post here again.  Not saying that's a bad thing, and I'm aware you edited that portion of the rant out when you made your triumphant return after the lunch hour.

OT: I was in a Dillons yesterday and saw a new line of ku t-shirts.  From far away, I saw STRUT and I got all fired up thinking it was going to involve Strut 'n Cut, but then I saw they said STR8T.  You should have _FAN make you a STR8T STRUT'N 'N CUT'N version.

'grats on the 60 (or SEXTY, get it? ).

I gotta admit, you're growing on me, Trim.  Definitely appreciate the fact that you're not a complete a-hole like half of the guys in this thread.


 

[Trim]

I gotta admit, you're growing on me, Trim.  Definitely appreciate the fact that you're not a complete a-hole like half of the guys in this thread.


 

Don't think for a second that you can sweet-talk your way into making me #61 (give or take).