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« on: February 24, 2012, 08:06:05 PM »
gone without something? It could be anything.   :dunno:  

Went roughly a whole year without doing "it" with my wife.  :facepalm:


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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 08:07:12 PM »
I've gone my entire life without killing a man.  has been tough at times. 

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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 08:20:12 PM »
I'm going from February 12th to the end of the semester without dessert. As in anything that could possibly be considered dessert.

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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 08:22:34 PM »
I'm going from February 12th to the end of the semester without dessert. As in anything that could possibly be considered dessert.

I hate dessert.  would be easy.  going that distance without nachos or anything that could be considered nachos would be impossible though. 

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 08:29:51 PM »
Once went like 15 yrs without drinking alcohol of any type.  crap was rough, I was pretty edgy at times.

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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2012, 08:32:45 PM »
sounds like a slippery slope. godfathers has a dessert pizza. i mean where do you draw the line?

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 08:43:08 PM »
2-3 months no booze last summer.

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 08:53:25 PM »
i once went a whole summer wearing two tshirts (at the same time) every day. i once went two months without doing laundry.

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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2012, 09:00:11 PM »
2-3 months no booze last summer.

I tried to go a month recently without.  got from saturday to friday 3 times.  power to those that can do it. 

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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 09:00:50 PM »
were you just bored as eff 24/7?  video games or something?

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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 09:06:09 PM »
Once went like 15 yrs without drinking alcohol of any type.  crap was rough, I was pretty edgy at times.
Ages 0-15? I went 16 years except for a sip here and there.
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2012, 09:09:41 PM »
10 years without shedding a tear, not ever crying is pretty terrible.
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 09:11:17 PM »
10 years without shedding a tear, not ever crying is pretty terrible.

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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 09:11:51 PM »
were you just bored as eff 24/7?  video games or something?

Studying.

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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 09:15:41 PM »
How is no one jumping all over the OP here?  A year without boning your wife?  Not even the occasional pity eff cause she's feels hideous?  Not even one "babe, I'm drunk and horny as hell, you're hideous but whatever?"  You guys should get a divorce.  Also, if you need an out, I hear the CEO of a certain rebel BBS knows his was around a married woman's bedroom...

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« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2012, 09:26:11 PM »
Yeah, you're right.  I apologize.  I'm sure it's very common for married couple to go a year without having sex.  If only I knew what it was life to truly love a woman, I too could go a year without banging her because I was too busy,. etc.

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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2012, 09:26:23 PM »
How is no one jumping all over the OP here?  A year without boning your wife?  Not even the occasional pity eff cause she's feels hideous?  Not even one "babe, I'm drunk and horny as hell, you're hideous but whatever?"   You guys should get a divorce.  Also, if you need an out, I hear the CEO of a certain rebel BBS knows his was around a married woman's bedroom...

ppfffffttt,Yeah like this crap would really work!  

Would it?

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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2012, 09:34:18 PM »
Yeah, you're right.  I apologize.  I'm sure it's very common for married couple to go a year without having sex.  If only I knew what it was life to truly love a woman, I too could go a year without banging her because I was too busy,. etc.

What the eff do you do and what does your wife do.   I work 80+ hours a week plus help my dad on his farm.  My wife is a doctor (self explanitory)

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In Manhattan? I know a lot of female doctors in Manhattan!!!!!!

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« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2012, 09:36:25 PM »
I've made it two months without drinking. I've made it 4 years without having a girlfriend. I've made it 3 weeks without a cigarette. I've made it 7 years without seeing my father. I've made it 14 years without being completely happy!

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« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2012, 09:39:09 PM »
well...i think my tshirt thing was easily the highlight of this thread. what a dog. i'm out.

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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2012, 09:40:51 PM »
No Wichita.  She is currently in her last year of residency.  She bouces around all the hospitals in Wichita.  Med. Peds. is her specialty.


Awesome, if I remember correctly the Dean of the Wichita campus also specialized in Peds. Congrats on making it through that long and arduous journey.  :thumbsup: I just toured the Wichita campus last weekend. I'm strongly considering trying to get accepted there.

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« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2012, 09:56:15 PM »
I once went nearly decade without having a nice, solid BM.  Lots of Old Crow and Natty Light back in the 90's.
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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2012, 10:09:38 PM »
I've never had a solid crap.   :dunno:
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« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2012, 08:04:51 AM »
Jesus. Mods, please rename this thread "things I give up when im down on life".

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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2012, 08:37:10 AM »
i once went a whole summer wearing two tshirts (at the same time) every day. i once went two months without doing laundry.

I rotated 2 different shirts that same summer (I think).  One shirt was a super cool give away shirt I narrowly edged you out for at an OOD game.