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Re: Wallets
« Reply #150 on: January 14, 2013, 01:40:09 PM »
I don't know how you guys keep your keys in your front pockets. I keep them in my coat pocket, or but them on a desk or table until I leave. In very extreme conditions, I put them in my back pocket.

I would spend about a half hour looking for my keys every day if I did that.

I used to, but now I have a routine so I always have a pretty good idea of where they'll be.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #151 on: January 14, 2013, 02:12:39 PM »
I have a leather Iphone case that carries a few cards.  Eliminates one thing from my pockets.  Also, I am a front pocketer.  Never felt comfortable sitting on my wallet all day and was worried it would fall out when I am sitting.
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Re: Wallets
« Reply #152 on: January 14, 2013, 02:19:13 PM »
I've had the same billfold bifold whatever since I was 16 (20+ years).  I am afraid to get a new one because I feel like I have some sort of world record non lost billfold streak going and don't want to jinx it. 
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Re: Wallets
« Reply #153 on: January 14, 2013, 02:31:18 PM »
This thread really took off. I have been using a tri-fold, front-right pocket, with keys. I have small keys. Good not great. I will consider bi-fold now.

How does anybody that's right-handed put their keys in their left pocket? Weird. Your right hand grabs the car remote, apartment door key, work door key, etc. Your left hand can open a text or check scorecenter or call the GF while your right hand does the other stuff.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #154 on: January 14, 2013, 02:45:56 PM »
On roadtrips I will take my wallet out of my back pocket and put in the console or somewhere.  But during the normal workday, it doesn't seem to bother me in the back pocket.

I put my keys in my right pocket but when out but I never leave them in my pocket at home.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #155 on: January 14, 2013, 03:02:29 PM »
call me Costanza.


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Re: Wallets
« Reply #156 on: January 14, 2013, 03:23:12 PM »
why in the hell is a wallet with two folds called a tri-fold?

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #157 on: January 14, 2013, 03:24:23 PM »
why in the hell is a wallet with two folds called a tri-fold?

I agree, but apparently JT makes the rules up in this bitch

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #158 on: January 14, 2013, 03:25:39 PM »
why in the hell is a wallet with two folds called a tri-fold?

Wait, is this something Constanza says about his wallet? Is that what's going on here?

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #159 on: January 14, 2013, 03:26:05 PM »
Do you guys do the thing where as you're leaving the house you like tap your front and back pockets to make sure everything is there?  Or like if I'm in a place with shady people I'm always rubbing my pockets to make sure no one pick pocketed me.  Probably comes off as creepy but whatevs.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #160 on: January 14, 2013, 03:26:48 PM »
why in the hell is a wallet with two folds called a tri-fold?

Wait, is this something Constanza says about his wallet? Is that what's going on here?

normally i would love to own up to something clever like this but no, Jakesie, i am not that knowledgable about wallets and can't figure out why it is called a tri-fold.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #161 on: January 14, 2013, 03:27:07 PM »
Do you guys do the thing where as you're leaving the house you like tap your front and back pockets to make sure everything is there?  Or like if I'm in a place with shady people I'm always rubbing my pockets to make sure no one pick pocketed me.  Probably comes off as creepy but whatevs.

Absolutely I do.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #162 on: January 14, 2013, 03:28:01 PM »
Do you guys do the thing where as you're leaving the house you like tap your front and back pockets to make sure everything is there?  Or like if I'm in a place with shady people I'm always rubbing my pockets to make sure no one pick pocketed me.  Probably comes off as creepy but whatevs.

ohmygod all the time. sometimes i audibly say "check, check, check" for the 1-2-3 of keys-phone-wallet. This is why when there's a fourth thing, like an ipod or a rent check, i lose them/forget about them.  :frown:

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #163 on: January 14, 2013, 03:28:18 PM »
Do you guys do the thing where as you're leaving the house you like tap your front and back pockets to make sure everything is there?  Or like if I'm in a place with shady people I'm always rubbing my pockets to make sure no one pick pocketed me.  Probably comes off as creepy but whatevs.

i basically constantly do this. it's essentially on the same level as breathing for me at this point. i have the utmost confidence that i will never misplace my phone, wallet, or keys (unless i'm super wasted, which has happened.)

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #164 on: January 14, 2013, 03:30:48 PM »
Do you guys do the thing where as you're leaving the house you like tap your front and back pockets to make sure everything is there?  Or like if I'm in a place with shady people I'm always rubbing my pockets to make sure no one pick pocketed me.  Probably comes off as creepy but whatevs.

ohmygod all the time. sometimes i audibly say "check, check, check" for the 1-2-3 of keys-phone-wallet. This is why when there's a fourth thing, like an ipod or a rent check, i lose them/forget about them.  :frown:

3 pocket check, no doubt. can't imagine living any other way.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #165 on: January 14, 2013, 03:31:40 PM »
I also tap the top of my head for sunglasses.   :gocho:

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #166 on: January 14, 2013, 03:32:19 PM »
trifold because it is folded into 3 layers. bifold folded into 2 layers.

i suppose.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #167 on: January 14, 2013, 03:38:54 PM »
Wallet back left pants pocket

Skoal can back right pants pocket

Pocket knife front left pants pocket

Cell phone front right shirt pocket

Pen front left shirt pocket

Keys go in basket at home and top left desk drawer at work.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #168 on: January 14, 2013, 03:39:54 PM »
I will definitely be converting from tri-fold to bi-fold.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #169 on: January 14, 2013, 03:44:30 PM »
I 3 pat check almost constantly.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #170 on: January 14, 2013, 03:47:40 PM »
3-pat checking is like yawning.  Emo EMAW sees you 3-pat check, and Emo EMAW 3-pat checks himself.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #171 on: January 14, 2013, 03:50:08 PM »
3-pat checking is like yawning.  Emo EMAW sees you 3-pat check, and Emo EMAW 3-pat checks himself.

I made the switch from back pocket to front pocket a while ago (after the beginning of this thread) and for a while i would have a heart attack every time i patted my empty back right pocket before i remembered what was going on

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #172 on: January 14, 2013, 04:02:53 PM »
Thanks for the suggestions and advice everyone.  goEMAW shaping seemingly arbitrary problems into genuine resolution.  :emawkid:

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #173 on: January 14, 2013, 06:07:42 PM »
Back right,  bifold.   Front pockets are for my phone (right) and keys (left).

Are you left handed?

No. Are you?

No. I put my keys in the right pocket and cell phone in the left. I was just curious if jtksu was left handed since he does it opposite.

I'm actually ambidextrous but I obviously use my right hand to start my car.  I like my keys in the left pocket because I tend to sit with my left leg crossed over my right leg and the phone feels awkward if it's in my left pocket.

it would take an extremely deep leg cross to bring my pocket contents into play. please post a selfie of your lower body in this position.

Just a regular cross legged position, left ankle on right leg, close to knee.  I didn't say the phone inhibits the leg crossing, it just feels weird.

Boy I did not see you as a leg crosser. 
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Re: Wallets
« Reply #174 on: January 14, 2013, 06:08:42 PM »
Do you guys do the thing where as you're leaving the house you like tap your front and back pockets to make sure everything is there?  Or like if I'm in a place with shady people I'm always rubbing my pockets to make sure no one pick pocketed me.  Probably comes off as creepy but whatevs.

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