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Re: Wallets
« Reply #200 on: August 30, 2016, 11:51:15 AM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Don't your phone and wallet poke you and/or try to stick up out of your pocket when you sit down?

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #201 on: August 30, 2016, 11:52:28 AM »
The other day I picked up lil Emo and put him on my lap and he looked at me and said "no daddy phone."  He doesn't like sitting on my phone (as he shouldn't).

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #202 on: August 30, 2016, 11:57:53 AM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Don't your phone and wallet poke you and/or try to stick up out of your pocket when you sit down?

No, never. Sounds like a weird chick clothes problem
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« Reply #203 on: August 30, 2016, 12:02:52 PM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Don't your phone and wallet poke you and/or try to stick up out of your pocket when you sit down?

No, never. Sounds like a weird chick clothes problem

Yeah I think it is because guys clothes have deeper pockets.

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« Reply #204 on: August 30, 2016, 12:07:37 PM »
It's true. Facts say that women's pockets are only 77% as deep as men's pockets.
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« Reply #205 on: August 30, 2016, 12:10:11 PM »
It's true. Facts say that women's pockets are only 77% as deep as men's pockets.

LOL, but actually I think it's more like 40%. The jeans I am wearing right now have front pockets that end above the bottom of the zipper.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #206 on: August 30, 2016, 12:16:00 PM »
my cell phone case is my wallet

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #207 on: August 30, 2016, 12:21:48 PM »
i don't miss leg day.  no way a wallet is going up front

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« Reply #208 on: August 30, 2016, 12:24:27 PM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Pocket buds  :thumbs:

I can't even imagine the thought process that would lead to someone doing it differently

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« Reply #209 on: August 30, 2016, 12:25:01 PM »
one of the best unforeseen advantages of going places with mrs mocat is i dump my wallet and keys in her purse when we go places together

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« Reply #210 on: August 30, 2016, 12:31:54 PM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Pocket buds  :thumbs:

I can't even imagine the thought process that would lead to someone doing it differently

Read my post above about the phone getting pushed up/out of the pocket when you sit. And then you have these big bulges in the front of your pants. Gross.

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« Reply #211 on: August 30, 2016, 12:38:31 PM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Pocket buds  :thumbs:

I can't even imagine the thought process that would lead to someone doing it differently

Read my post above about the phone getting pushed up/out of the pocket when you sit. And then you have these big bulges in the front of your pants. Gross.

I'm 95% sure they must give males deeper pockets. probably cause no purse.

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« Reply #212 on: August 30, 2016, 12:42:48 PM »
one of the best unforeseen advantages of going places with mrs mocat is i dump my wallet and keys in her purse when we go places together

This doesn't surprise me at all

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« Reply #213 on: August 30, 2016, 12:44:10 PM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

Pocket buds  :thumbs:

I can't even imagine the thought process that would lead to someone doing it differently

Read my post above about the phone getting pushed up/out of the pocket when you sit. And then you have these big bulges in the front of your pants. Gross.

I'm 95% sure they must give males deeper pockets. probably cause no purse.

Our pockets are more on the side too.
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Re: Wallets
« Reply #214 on: August 30, 2016, 12:56:57 PM »
The only time wallet goes front pocket is athletic shorts that obviously lack back pockets and its just so weird.  No idea how people could do that all day, t&ps

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #215 on: August 30, 2016, 04:48:32 PM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.
Wrong. Switch those.

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Re: Wallets
« Reply #216 on: August 30, 2016, 10:23:38 PM »
a wallet is like a pillow. it takes years and years to wear it in enough to be comfortable and then you don't let go until it either disintegrates or gets too much puke on it.

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« Reply #217 on: August 30, 2016, 10:37:53 PM »
a wallet is like a pillow. it takes years and years to wear it in enough to be comfortable and then you don't let go until it either disintegrates or gets too much puke on it.

"years and years" should never be used when describing a pillow.  that's rough ridin' disgusting. 


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« Reply #218 on: August 31, 2016, 10:39:46 AM »
a wallet is like a pillow. it takes years and years to wear it in enough to be comfortable and then you don't let go until it either disintegrates or gets too much puke on it.

"years and years" should never be used when describing a pillow.  that's rough ridin' disgusting.

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« Reply #219 on: August 31, 2016, 10:47:36 AM »
You can wash pillows
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Re: Wallets
« Reply #220 on: August 31, 2016, 10:52:19 AM »


Anyone have any experience with something like this?

http://www.machine-era.com/collections/frontpage/products/ti-wallet

I have the older version of this and like it.  You can carry about 7 or so cards.  Cash is a little bit of a pain but I don't use it much.  Get a couple spare bands because they will wear out over a year/year and half.  The shipping on them is twice the price of the band itself so best to get when you're buying the thing initially.

I don't get the back pocket people.  I don't want to sit on my wallet all day.

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« Reply #221 on: August 31, 2016, 10:53:13 AM »
wallet in front right. phone in front left.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Keys front left, phone front right, wallet back left.

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« Reply #222 on: August 31, 2016, 10:53:29 AM »
I ordered it yesterday  :frown:

My reservation is I don't carry a lot of cards, mostly just id + 1 card,  so I don't know if it will retain just 2-3 cards properly
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Re: Wallets
« Reply #223 on: August 31, 2016, 10:57:54 AM »
I ordered it yesterday  :frown:

My reservation is I don't carry a lot of cards, mostly just id + 1 card,  so I don't know if it will retain just 2-3 cards properly

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« Reply #224 on: August 31, 2016, 10:58:45 AM »
I ordered it yesterday  :frown:

My reservation is I don't carry a lot of cards, mostly just id + 1 card,  so I don't know if it will retain just 2-3 cards properly

The band should be pretty tight and you won't wear it out as often as I do.  Mine is the thicker one which would require more cards but that one is probably fine.  Throw a business card or sub card in there if you have to.