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Offline chemhawk

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Treatment for a purple boner?
« on: February 21, 2012, 08:28:04 PM »
I have a huge one right now.



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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 08:28:35 PM »
You know what to do...
The Scheme Doctor
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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 08:30:03 PM »
It's not going away, just accept it.  Purple and white they always say.
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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 08:30:40 PM »
grab firmly with left hand.
smash head firmly with right fist.

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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 08:31:57 PM »
you have to chop it off with scissors.

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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 08:54:33 PM »
pm me please... :excited:
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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 09:12:55 PM »
use this


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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 09:19:17 PM »
See master dating thread. A lot of these problems are handled there.  ;)

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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 09:25:32 PM »
I have a huge one right now.



Lick it like a lollipop.

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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 09:58:17 PM »

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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 09:58:27 PM »
it is used to skull eff enemies of the big 12.  it will subside on it's own when no longer needed.
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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 10:01:11 PM »
I've given up on trying to find a treatment. Good chance it's permanent.

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Re: Treatment for a purple boner?
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 10:14:10 PM »
I would say go read Tigerboard, but that is clearly not worth the unreadable format they have. But then again, that might help  :dunno: