Random/Funny/Weird crap You've Witnessed

[HeinBallz]

Also, I'm from Augusta and know what street you're talking about and even what parade it was.

[pissclams]

who woulda thought such a crappy first post would actually lead to a really good thread.  'grats rams

In my defense, I am the worst poster on this board by far.

step off, son.

[Saulbadguy]

Also, I'm from Augusta and know what street you're talking about and even what parade it was.

DID YOU SEE ME?

[EMAWgeddon]

I was at my gym a couple weeks ago.  I generally never use the locker room and I always forget which one is the men's and which is the women's.

I walked into the locker room and saw an asian guy sitting there with no shirt on.  So I immediately go to the other locker room.

I use the bathroom and when I walk out, a naked guy is standing there.  I run out of the locker room head down and leave and don't go back to the gym for 2 weeks.  The next time I go back to the gym, I get on the treadmill and the guy next to me is the naked guy from the locker room.  He looks at me, shakes his head and walks off in disgust.

I guess the topless asian man was a woman.

[felix rex]

I was at my gym a couple weeks ago.  I generally never use the locker room and I always forget which one is the men's and which is the women's.

I walked into the locker room and saw an asian guy sitting there with no shirt on.  So I immediately go to the other locker room.

I use the bathroom and when I walk out, a naked guy is standing there.  I run out of the locker room head down and leave and don't go back to the gym for 2 weeks.  The next time I go back to the gym, I get on the treadmill and the guy next to me is the naked guy from the locker room.  He looks at me, shakes his head and walks off in disgust.

I guess the topless asian man was a woman.

That explains your no-winking-at-the-gym rule.

Also, my old gym in DC would occasionally swap locker rooms. You had to check the signs before you went in. Just awful.

[Cartierfor3]

I was at my gym a couple weeks ago.  I generally never use the locker room and I always forget which one is the men's and which is the women's.

I walked into the locker room and saw an asian guy sitting there with no shirt on.  So I immediately go to the other locker room.

I use the bathroom and when I walk out, a naked guy is standing there.  I run out of the locker room head down and leave and don't go back to the gym for 2 weeks.  The next time I go back to the gym, I get on the treadmill and the guy next to me is the naked guy from the locker room.  He looks at me, shakes his head and walks off in disgust.

I guess the topless asian man was a woman.

That explains your no-winking-at-the-gym rule.

Also, my old gym in DC would occasionally swap locker rooms. You had to check the signs before you went in. Just awful.

That's a bad policy. 

[XocolateThundarr]

Also, I'm from Augusta and know what street you're talking about and even what parade it was.

 

[felix rex]

I was at my gym a couple weeks ago.  I generally never use the locker room and I always forget which one is the men's and which is the women's.

I walked into the locker room and saw an asian guy sitting there with no shirt on.  So I immediately go to the other locker room.

I use the bathroom and when I walk out, a naked guy is standing there.  I run out of the locker room head down and leave and don't go back to the gym for 2 weeks.  The next time I go back to the gym, I get on the treadmill and the guy next to me is the naked guy from the locker room.  He looks at me, shakes his head and walks off in disgust.

I guess the topless asian man was a woman.

That explains your no-winking-at-the-gym rule.

Also, my old gym in DC would occasionally swap locker rooms. You had to check the signs before you went in. Just awful.

That's a bad policy. 

I know, right? I offered the front desk people a WTF? and they were all "We put up a sign  "

[wELLsculptedbrows]

Just Wednesday night I was following what seemed like a normal, middle-aged Midwestern woman through the A terminal at Midway. She had an old-lady haircut, a bright blue parka, sweat pants and white cross trainers. Seemed normal enough.

When we both arrive at the same gate, she turns around and BOOM, I just happen to notice that she's got a FULL FACIAL TATTOO.

Turns out it was Julia Gnuse, the world's most tattooed woman.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281753/Most-tattooed-woman-inked-95-body-Julia-Gnuse-flaunts-body-art.html 

TRUE STORY.

[HeinBallz]

Also, I'm from Augusta and know what street you're talking about and even what parade it was.

DID YOU SEE ME?

did not see you, but I have heard of this happening from some of the Augusta locals.  White Eagle festival sound right?


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[wes mantooth]

Just Wednesday night I was following what seemed like a normal, middle-aged Midwestern woman through the A terminal at Midway. She had an old-lady haircut, a bright blue parka, sweat pants and white cross trainers. Seemed normal enough.

When we both arrive at the same gate, she turns around and BOOM, I just happen to notice that she's got a FULL FACIAL TATTOO.

Turns out it was Julia Gnuse, the world's most tattooed woman.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281753/Most-tattooed-woman-inked-95-body-Julia-Gnuse-flaunts-body-art.html 

TRUE STORY.

she's disgusting looking.  her fingers/nails 

[nicname]

Saw a dude crash and burn while carrying books and running across a crosswalks the other day.  He was going pretty fast and fell pretty hard.  Intersection was very busy so many saw.  His reaction was pretty priceless.  I felt a little bad because I think he was hurt a little, but his embarrassment was pretty great.  It was a real flailing fall, very awkward.  He stayed down for a bit then frantically tried to pick up all his stuff while looking around to see all the onlookers.