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CHONGS · « **on:** February 10, 2012, 10:35:08 PM »

I once won a jalapeno eating contest in eighth grade and then walked a girl home afterwards.

CHONGS · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:38:23 PM »

I walked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, drank some water from the Colorado river, walked back up and then ate some tuna surprise.

The surprise? It was cold and the mayonnaise had turned in the uncaring hot Arizona sun.

Also, I saw a donkey fighting a man from France (who was wearing speedos don't ask me why)

Bloodfart · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:41:43 PM »

My dad was called to help look for a neighbor that went missing. Dad found him in the hog pen, atleast what was left of him. The guy had a heart attack feeding the pigs and went down in the pen. The hogs ate him and dad found a boot with a leg bone sticking out and a foot inside.

CHONGS · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:42:18 PM »

I got in trouble in elementary school for doing a live performance of "Parents Just Don't Understand" with Martin U. (last name withheld to save his identity) I think he might be dead now from a gang fight

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Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:44:02 PM »

was once pulled over on 1-7 by mulitple police cars and then ordered to get out with my hands over my head while have a shotgun pointed at me and was then frisked at gun point on the side of the road while my vehicle was torn apart and searched from top to bottom with drug dogs involved.

CHONGS · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:46:11 PM »

I saw a huge white moth on our door one day, and within a week two of my family members died.

CHONGS · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:47:50 PM »

I saw the ghost of a little boy when I lived in Alabama.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:49:28 PM »

I had a random girl slap him across the face at a party at my house in college. I walked into the living room and told the first person I saw "some girl just slapped me". He told me that's how his parents (who are still married) met and that I was going to marry her. I married her.

gokatgo · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:50:00 PM »

I got a lapdance in Tijuana from what may or may not have been a tranny.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:51:50 PM »

I once saw a stranger get hit by a truck. I was after the fireworks at the Riverfest and my aunt was driving us home. Traffic was backed up and these teenagers got out of a Jeep Cherokee in front of us. I was like "WTF are these guys doing. They ran accross the street and picked something up out of the gutter, then ran back to their vehicle. It would have been fine but the passenger came back around the rear of the Cherokee and right as he cleared the back of the vehicle. WHAM! A 70's model ford pick up hit him, and then kept on going. I was 13 and freaked out, my aunt calmly got out and found a blanket in the back of her car. She went over and covered him up to keep him from going into shock. The ambulance came and the police took our report, I never heard if the kid made it or not.

CHONGS · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:52:52 PM »

I made a cloud killing ray when I was a kid so my baseball games wouldn't get cancelled in the summer.

It may or may not have worked.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:04:13 PM »

When I was a kid the mail man found a dead body in the ditch about 100 yards to the north of our house. On two separate occasions.

CHONGS · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:06:04 PM »

I was slashed across the back in eighth grade with a knife in art class.

I lived.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:09:37 PM »

i can walk on my big toe with my four smaller ones tucked under my foot. it's hard to explain.

sys · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:15:57 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on February 10, 2012, 11:09:37 PM

i can walk on my big toe with my four smaller ones tucked under my foot. it's hard to explain.

try.

puniraptor · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:24:29 PM »

I once vomited into an a/c condenser outside a house and the fan sprayed my puke up into a beautiful mist and onto the wall.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:33:42 PM »

I once pissed into the attic fan at a party and misted everyone in the driveway. People were holding their hand up like "I didn't know it was supposed to rain?"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:34:17 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2012, 11:15:57 PM

Quote from: rick daris on February 10, 2012, 11:09:37 PM
i can walk on my big toe with my four smaller ones tucked under my foot. it's hard to explain.

try.

i mean i just kind of did. it's like you are walking barefoot but then you roll your four small toes under and leave you big toe out. it's pretty ridic and i don't personally know another human that can do it. i can even kind of run (much slower than real running) and jump up and down which absolutely freeks people out. the jumping stuff really does make people cringe and laughing. craugh.

sys · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:36:54 PM »

is your weight entirely on your big toe, on your big toe as well as the rest of your foot excluding the small toes, or distributed normally, just with your small toes tucked back under your foot?

sys · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:37:32 PM »

also, does it hurt?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:50:04 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2012, 11:36:54 PM

is your weight entirely on your big toe, on your big toe as well as the rest of your foot excluding the small toes, or distributed normally, just with your small toes tucked back under your foot?

all weight on toes with prob 70% on curled under toes and the other 30% on big toe. only toes on ground w/ rest of "foot" off the ground. can stand and kind of walk with everthing on big toe but not that well and in no way could run or jump up and down.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:50:51 PM »

I almost died when I was 9. Story is too long to post. Short story: ( I was acting like I was DOB like MJ over a fence in front of a 150ft fall from the Colorado river, in colorado. The fence had a hole underneath and I almost slipped and fell too my death).

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:51:36 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2012, 11:37:32 PM

also, does it hurt?

on concrete it would probably hurt quite a bit. on normal carpet floors, not a bit. that's why the jumping up and down kind of freaks people out. also, i just kind of tried to run and it did hurt. i can speed walk it though kind of.

treysolid · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2012, 12:04:17 AM »

i almost choked to death on skittles when I was 7. would have died if my brother hadn't given me the heimlich maneuver. i still love skittles to this day.

treysolid · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2012, 12:05:49 AM »

Was almost stabbed in the neck with my own (broken) umbrella by a girl that I was driving home after a cardinals game in st. louis.