Author Topic: Fighting Family Members (FFM) (Read 6658 times)

Winters · « **on:** February 06, 2012, 08:56:09 PM »

Thoughts?/ and or/ Stories?

nicname · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:55:32 PM »

Fought my Dad once. Horrible feeling.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:25:51 AM »

Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time. Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted. One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother. Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt. I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!"

felix rex · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:45:26 AM »

My in-laws fight all the time. Annoying as hell. I just don't get it.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:48:19 AM »

Younger brother would throw his nintendo controller at me upon losing whatever game we were playing. I'd chase him down and punch him in his back (I liked the sound that made) and he'd scream, then i'd get in troubs.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:51:23 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 10:25:51 AM

Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time. Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted. One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother. Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt. I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!"

you know the family is classy when the four year old is dropping f bombs on a younger sibling.

felix rex · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:51:32 AM »

I once threw a hay bale at my brother and knocked him off the truck. But we were in the barn, so it was a soft landing. Plus, he was really being a dick about who's turn it was to stack.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:52:56 AM »

Oh yeah and Saturday mornings growing up were always a battle. Back then cartoons were worth watching.

We liked the same toons for the most part but there always came a point when someone wanted to watch a different show. One time middle brother got so pissed at me and oldest brother that he grabbed an armfull of forks and started throwing them at us as we ran around the house. He got so pissed he yelled at us "I'll fork your balls!" Oldest brother about fell over laughing and I was scared shitless.

We were 8, 10, and 12 in this story.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:55:00 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on February 07, 2012, 10:51:23 AM

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 10:25:51 AM
Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time. Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted. One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother. Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt. I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!"

you know the family is classy when the four year old is dropping f bombs on a younger sibling.

He is 4 yrs older than me. He was a senior in highschool and I was in 8th grade.

ben ji · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:03:25 AM »

My friends and I did all sorts of terrible things to my little brother growing up, not exactly fighting but I figure it should go here.

*Placing a 2x4 across his shoulders, duct taping hands to it and then duct taping him to a tree in the backyard to create a makeshift crucifiction.

*Tying him to a tree in the front yard and pretending to drive away. Drove around the block and found an old lady cutting him loose(Kinda feel bad about this one)

*Multiple swirlies given by friend after little bro secretly replaced his water with straight vodka

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:40:13 AM »

Quote from: nicname on February 06, 2012, 09:55:32 PM

Fought my Dad once. Horrible feeling.

When I was 16 I kicked my dad in the shin as hard as a could wearing old, clumpy doc martins. I was on the 4th step from the bottom of the stairs looking up at him. Next thing I knew I was flat on my back at the bottom of the stairs. He calmly walked down, bent over, dug a finger into my chest and said "If you ever do that again I will take you in the back yard and kick your ass". There was a girl on the couch in the basement watching with a deer in the headlights look. My mom was sitting around the corner at the stop of the steps. I walked up and asked her if she heard what happened. Her response was, "If it were up to me he would have kicked your ass this time and not given you a warning." Funny thing is we weren't even arguing, we were joking around when he said something that for some reason made me kick him.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:50:23 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 07, 2012, 10:51:32 AM

I once threw a hay bale at my brother and knocked him off the truck. But we were in the barn, so it was a soft landing. Plus, he was really being a dick about who's turn it was to stack.

Hayseed

Bloodfart · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:21:57 PM »

Watched my oldest brother challenge Dad one night.

Big bro was 18 and came home after curfew again. Dad was in his face

and bro threw a big haymaker, Dad ducked it

and came back with a nasty combo that sent brother straight to the ground.

He then stood over him and told him "it takes alot more than what you have"

Dad had some crazy strength that came natural to him, or so I thought.
I remember when he was 45 I asked him how he kept his arms in shape. He then did a handstand against the nearest wall (he weighed 230) and pumped out 50 vertical pushups. He said he did this every morning before he woke us up for school.

I decided I was never going to challenge the old man.

felix rex · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:23:31 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 07, 2012, 11:50:23 AM

Quote from: felix rex on February 07, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
I once threw a hay bale at my brother and knocked him off the truck. But we were in the barn, so it was a soft landing. Plus, he was really being a dick about who's turn it was to stack.
Hayseed

Got so mad, I swallowed half my Red Seal. Was sick to my stomach the rest of the day.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 12:21:57 PM

Watched my oldest brother challenge Dad one night. Big bro was 18 and came home after curfew again. Dad was in his face and bro threw a big haymaker, Dad ducked it and came back with a nasty combo that sent brother straight to the ground. He then stood over him and told him "it takes alot more than what you have"

Dad had some crazy strength that came natural to him, or so I thought.
I remember when he was 45 I asked him how he kept his arms in shape. He then did a handstand against the nearest wall (he weighed 230) and pumped out 50 vertical pushups. He said he did this every morning before he woke us up for school.

I decided I was never going to challenge the old man.

Freaky old man strength.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:33:45 PM »

This thread has fantastic potential.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:48:54 PM »

You guys all seem really red-necky / bad person-ish. I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at anyone I love - nor did my Dad ever physically beat me beyond a spanking for when I wrote "eff You" on my desk at school then lied to my parents about it when I was in the 3rd grade.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:51:28 PM »

My dad and my bro use to kick my ass a lot when I was little. It's kinda funny now though, cause I can easily kick both of their asses. Threw my bro down at the Nebraska game 3 years ago. We we're super pak'd, so I don't know if it counts.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:55:52 PM »

Bottle rocket fights with my big bro. I was a pretty good shot.

AppleJack · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:57:26 PM »

Cannot wait until I get my old man strength for softball purposes.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:57:48 PM »

Most of the bad fights happened when we were in highschool.

One time oldest brother was driving and middle brother punched him in the face. Oldest brother yells "i'm gonna jerk this mother efffer into the nearest bridge!"

Meanwhile I am in the back seat praying for a peacefull ending.

Middle bro freaks out and starts crying

saying "no you won't no you won't." Oldest brother says "you never punch the driver you dumbshit."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 07, 2012, 12:55:52 PM

Bottle rocket fights with my big bro. I was a pretty good shot.

Those we're the best. I always liked to sneak in a roman candle on retreats.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:05:56 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on February 07, 2012, 12:57:26 PM

Cannot wait until I get my old man strength for softball purposed.

I think it has something to do with blood pressure.

felix rex · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 07, 2012, 12:55:52 PM

Bottle rocket fights with my big bro. I was a pretty good shot.

Man, I never got to do this. We never got good crap on the 4th. Whippersnappers were not the same.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:17:49 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on February 07, 2012, 12:48:54 PM

You guys all seem really red-necky / bad person-ish. I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at anyone I love - nor did my Dad ever physically beat me beyond a spanking for when I wrote "eff You" on my desk at school then lied to my parents about it when I was in the 3rd grade.

That story I told was the only time Dad ever punched any of us. I think all the fighting we did was more about being competitive more than anything. You know "sibling rivalry." If you have to hate some one before you can punch them you are holding it in too much.

Edit- This is for people who are still in college or younger. I haven't thrown a punch since then.